This just in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh....not funny, Kevin...

Oh...ok. I just heard that he's not doing well, but it's likely because he's in his early 90's.

Neither is Abe Vigoda.

And Keef Richards is undead.

aadams73 said:

And Keef Richards is undead.

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Well, he's...existing.

BenPanced said:

Well, he's...existing.

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But does he even have a pulse anymore?

That screaming dude on so many commercials is dead, though, I saw today. He gave me headaches, so I wished he'd go away. And he did. Hmmmm. Want anyone else taken care of ?

Screaming dude in commercials? *doesn't watch TV much at all so has no idea*

But I'm here to note that I am not dead. Neither is the lizard climbing outside my window. I'm sure everyone wanted to know about the lizard.

I am not dead, either.

Keef will live forever - he's well preserved from all the drugs, and in all likelihood, he's also already fossilized.

I'm only mostly dead.

ButtonTheCat said:

But I'm here to note that I am not dead. Neither is the lizard climbing outside my window. I'm sure everyone wanted to know about the lizard.

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The lizard was the most compelling part of your post.

Oh, and the screaming TV pitchman was Billy Mays.

Jersey Chick said:

I am not dead, either.

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Excellent news.
I should think that, if one were making a list of people who are not yet dead, one should begin their own name. You know, before it is too late.

KTC said:

Walter Cronkite is NOT dead.

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By the way, Kev, I'm so glad you zoomed in on your creepy avatar guy's face so I can be even more skeered of your posts.

I should think that, if one were making a list of people who are not yet dead, one should begin with the name of the person one most WANTS to be dead.

Since that's the case, I'll toss out my former MIL's name.

*Checks pulse*

Still alive. For now.

*Cue Jaws theme*

mscelina said:

I should think that, if one were making a list of people who are not yet dead, one should begin with the name of the person one most WANTS to be dead.

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Good thinking. I pick...Tutankhamen.

Oh, he's already dead? Never mind.

Angie said:

By the way, Kev, I'm so glad you zoomed in on your creepy avatar guy's face so I can be even more skeered of your posts.

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I think it's an excellent version of the Mad Hatter, don't you?

Angie said:

Oh, and the screaming TV pitchman was Billy Mays.

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This hit me harder than MJ dying, no lie. I'm gonna wear a blue shirt tomorrow in his honor.

~*R.I.P. Billy*~

You're pitching for the Angels now

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I think it's an excellent version of the Mad Hatter, don't you?

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Yes, if the Mad Hatter has suddenly started eating people's brains.

... get well Uncle Walter.
We're all pulling for you!

KTC said:

Walter Cronkite is NOT dead.

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So are a gazillion other people.

Am I the only one who thinks Billy Mays kinda looked like Bluto from Popeye?