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KTC
06-28-2009, 11:51 PM
Walter Cronkite is NOT dead.

vixey
06-28-2009, 11:57 PM
Uh....not funny, Kevin... :D

KTC
06-28-2009, 11:57 PM
Uh....not funny, Kevin... :D

Wasn't meant to be funny. So many people seem to think he is. I thought it could be said that he isn't.

vixey
06-29-2009, 12:02 AM
Oh...ok. I just heard that he's not doing well, but it's likely because he's in his early 90's.

BenPanced
06-29-2009, 01:34 AM
Neither is Abe Vigoda.

KTC
06-29-2009, 01:42 AM
Helpful, ben.

aadams73
06-29-2009, 01:57 AM
And Keef Richards is undead.

BenPanced
06-29-2009, 02:49 AM
And Keef Richards is undead.
Well, he's...existing.

aadams73
06-29-2009, 03:17 AM
Well, he's...existing.

But does he even have a pulse anymore?

backslashbaby
06-29-2009, 03:25 AM
That screaming dude on so many commercials is dead, though, I saw today. He gave me headaches, so I wished he'd go away. And he did. Hmmmm. Want anyone else taken care of ;) ?

Button
06-29-2009, 03:33 AM
Screaming dude in commercials? *doesn't watch TV much at all so has no idea*

But I'm here to note that I am not dead. Neither is the lizard climbing outside my window. I'm sure everyone wanted to know about the lizard.

Jersey Chick
06-29-2009, 03:38 AM
I am not dead, either.

Keef will live forever - he's well preserved from all the drugs, and in all likelihood, he's also already fossilized.

Angie
06-29-2009, 03:46 AM
I'm only mostly dead.



But I'm here to note that I am not dead. Neither is the lizard climbing outside my window. I'm sure everyone wanted to know about the lizard.

The lizard was the most compelling part of your post. :tongue

Angie
06-29-2009, 03:51 AM
Oh, and the screaming TV pitchman was Billy Mays (http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/28/mays.death/index.html).

Williebee
06-29-2009, 03:53 AM
I am not dead, either.



Excellent news.
I should think that, if one were making a list of people who are not yet dead, one should begin their own name. You know, before it is too late.

:)

Angie
06-29-2009, 03:55 AM
Walter Cronkite is NOT dead.

By the way, Kev, I'm so glad you zoomed in on your creepy avatar guy's face so I can be even more skeered of your posts. :eek:

mscelina
06-29-2009, 03:56 AM
I should think that, if one were making a list of people who are not yet dead, one should begin with the name of the person one most WANTS to be dead.

Since that's the case, I'll toss out my former MIL's name.

aadams73
06-29-2009, 03:57 AM
*Checks pulse*

Still alive. For now.

*Cue Jaws theme*

aadams73
06-29-2009, 03:58 AM
I should think that, if one were making a list of people who are not yet dead, one should begin with the name of the person one most WANTS to be dead.



Good thinking. I pick...Tutankhamen.

Oh, he's already dead? Never mind.

Button
06-29-2009, 04:00 AM
By the way, Kev, I'm so glad you zoomed in on your creepy avatar guy's face so I can be even more skeered of your posts. :eek:

I think it's an excellent version of the Mad Hatter, don't you?

Chauchat Butterfly
06-29-2009, 04:07 AM
Oh, and the screaming TV pitchman was Billy Mays (http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/28/mays.death/index.html).

This hit me harder than MJ dying, no lie. I'm gonna wear a blue shirt tomorrow in his honor.

~*R.I.P. Billy*~

You're pitching for the Angels now

Angie
06-29-2009, 04:09 AM
I think it's an excellent version of the Mad Hatter, don't you?

Yes, if the Mad Hatter has suddenly started eating people's brains.

Ken
06-29-2009, 04:16 AM
... get well Uncle Walter.
We're all pulling for you!

Ken Schneider
06-29-2009, 04:23 AM
Walter Cronkite is NOT dead.

So are a gazillion other people.

Jersey Chick
06-29-2009, 04:24 AM
Am I the only one who thinks Billy Mays kinda looked like Bluto from Popeye?

Angie
06-29-2009, 04:26 AM
Am I the only one who thinks Billy Mays kinda looked like Bluto from Popeye?

You know, it's bugged me for years wondering who he reminded me of. Now I know.

stormie
06-29-2009, 04:32 AM
Especially since he dyed his hair, mustache, and beard shoe polish black.

Jersey Chick
06-29-2009, 04:39 AM
It drove me crazy until one fine day when all of the sudden, I realized he was Bluto come to life.





then i got a little scared

Susie
06-29-2009, 04:40 AM
Yeah, I agree 'bout Billy Mays. And does he really have to be THAT loud???

stormie
06-29-2009, 04:43 AM
My husband thought so. Probably why he liked him so much. But then, hubby can't hear at all out of one ear.

KTC
06-29-2009, 05:20 AM
By the way, Kev, I'm so glad you zoomed in on your creepy avatar guy's face so I can be even more skeered of your posts. :eek:

Kiss me, you fool.

KTC
06-29-2009, 05:21 AM
So are a gazillion other people.

Actually, it's more like between 6 and 7 billion. Don't exaggerate.

KTC
06-29-2009, 05:21 AM
Yes, if the Mad Hatter has suddenly started eating people's brains.

Makes me smarter. So what. You got a problem with that?

Shadow_Ferret
06-29-2009, 05:25 AM
Walter Cronkite is NOT dead.

No, but I've got money in the death pool that he goes Wednesday.

Angie
06-29-2009, 05:25 AM
Kiss me, you fool.

NO! You're not getting my brainz! :eek:


Makes me smarter. So what. You got a problem with that?

Yes.

aadams73
06-29-2009, 05:26 AM
Yeah, I agree 'bout Billy Mays. And does he really have to be THAT loud???

He's not at all loud now. He's being vewwy vewwy quiet. :D

KTC
06-29-2009, 05:27 AM
No, but I've got money in the death pool that he goes Wednesday.

If that happens, you will not sleep for days. Way to fuck with your personal mojo.

Shadow_Ferret
06-29-2009, 05:28 AM
If that happens, you will not sleep for days. Way to fuck with your personal mojo.

The money will soothe the pain.

vixey
06-29-2009, 06:05 AM
Betting on Uncle Walter's death??!! Argh! What's AW come to?

BenPanced
06-29-2009, 06:30 AM
Yeah, I agree 'bout Billy Mays. And does he really have to be THAT loud???
I don't care. Whenever he shows up, I want to order 10 of whatever he's hawking.

So I've got this thing for Bluto!

Jersey Chick
06-29-2009, 06:43 AM
I fights to the finish
cause I eats me spinach!









oh god, i am such a dork!

BenPanced
06-29-2009, 06:45 AM
He's tall
Good lookin'
And he's large
He's large
Large
Tall
Large
So large
And he's mine

He's not a mandolin
Oh no
He's an accordian
I'll have to squeeze him each night to keep him warm
Warm
Oh...

He's virile
And he's strong
Strong
He's strong
Strong
And he's large
Large
Large
Large

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dah dah dah
Dah dah dah
Dah dah dah

He's got money and respect
That's true
He's better than the rest
That's true
He may not be the best
But he's large
And he's mine
Large
Large
Large
Large
Mine
Mine
Mine
Mine

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dah
Dah dah dah
Dah dah dah

It may seem funny but it's not
Oh no
I'm thankful for what I've got
Me too
It may not be a lot
But he's large
And he's mine

Angie
06-29-2009, 06:46 AM
I'm Popeye the sailor man...
I live in a garbage can...



What?? Don't tell me you never sang that version as a kid.