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C.bronco
06-25-2009, 10:39 PM
The Warren Buffet dolly: you pull the string in his back, and he says, "We're Screwed!" over and over again.

Malibu Barbie Forclosure Home.

The latest children's book: Oh! The Creditors You Will Owe!

spamwarrior
06-25-2009, 10:57 PM
I'd rather have a Mighty Muggs, thank you very much.

Marcus
06-25-2009, 11:00 PM
thats just dumb, they don't have foreclosures in Malibu! pffft...

C.bronco
06-26-2009, 03:19 AM
What makes it fun is that Ken is a squatter, and Barbie has to oust him from her property.

Pagey's_Girl
06-26-2009, 03:30 AM
What makes it fun is that Ken is a squatter, and Barbie has to oust him from her property.

:ROFL:

There's also the official Operation Repo Barbie - she comes complete with brass knuckles, Slim Jim and tow truck. Matt and Frey dolls sold separately.

aadams73
06-26-2009, 03:31 AM
Poor Ken: no balls and no house.

Shadow_Ferret
06-26-2009, 03:33 AM
The Warren Buffet dolly: you pull the string in his back, and he says, "We're Screwed!" over and over again.

When did he change his tune? He's been talking up the economy for over a year now.

Millicent M'Lady
06-26-2009, 03:34 AM
Poor Ken: no balls and no house.

:ROFL:Wanna hear one of my favourite jokes (cos I'm guessing your sense of smut will appreciate it!)

Q-Why was Barbie so sad?
A-Cos Ken came in another box.

aadams73
06-26-2009, 03:45 AM
:ROFL:Wanna hear one of my favourite jokes (cos I'm guessing your sense of smut will appreciate it!)

Q-Why was Barbie so sad?
A-Cos Ken came in another box.


:roll:

I love you.

spamwarrior
06-26-2009, 03:49 AM
Poor Ken: no balls and no house.

Always puzzled me as a child.

Millicent M'Lady
06-26-2009, 03:50 AM
Always puzzled me as a child.

Still puzzles me now!:D

Williebee
06-26-2009, 03:52 AM
One of my favorite Barbie jokes:

Seen the new Divorce Barbie? She comes with all of Ken's stuff.

ba-dah-bump-bump.

Millicent M'Lady
06-26-2009, 03:57 AM
One of my favorite Barbie jokes:

Seen the new Divorce Barbie? She comes with all of Ken's stuff.

ba-dah-bump-bump.

:roll:

http://www.hilaryshepherd.com/rantsnraves/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/barbie-divorce.jpg

Rebekah7
06-26-2009, 04:00 AM
What about midlife crisis Ken?

He comes with a toupee, a sports car, and Barbie's little sister.

Pagey's_Girl
06-26-2009, 04:04 AM
Still puzzles me now!:D

Me, too. Seems kind of silly to me. Heck, most cloth "art doll" type boy patterns include all the required parts, if you know what I mean....

aadams73
06-26-2009, 04:05 AM
My Ken and Barbie had to scissor on account of him having no man parts. :(

Pagey's_Girl
06-26-2009, 04:06 AM
What about midlife crisis Ken?

He comes with a toupee, a sports car, and Barbie's little sister.

I remember Skipper. She was ooooogly. Ken totally has no taste.

Williebee
06-26-2009, 04:09 AM
Is it too soon for the "Jacko in a Box" joke?

C.bronco
06-26-2009, 04:18 AM
When did he change his tune? He's been talking up the economy for over a year now.
I've been reading his quotes on the MSN home page for the last month. :D Apparently, things are supposed to get worse, he says.

Didja hear about the new South Carolina Governor doll? He disappears magically after contract, and reappears with Skipper in Argentina!

AuburnAssassin
06-26-2009, 04:32 AM
I want one of these!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/cougar-barbie-50th-anniversary-676945.html

Millicent M'Lady
06-26-2009, 04:37 AM
Didja hear about the new South Carolina Governor doll? He disappears magically after contract, and reappears with Skipper in Argentina!

Bahahaha! So funny and oh so timely! :roll:*tips hat to Ms. Bronco*

C.bronco
06-26-2009, 06:16 AM
Republican Alan doll hides in box for four years and then emerges with sparkly teeth, hoping the worst is over.

Death Wizard
06-26-2009, 06:28 AM
My Ken and Barbie had to scissor on account of him having no man parts. :(

Oh ... my ... gawd.

Death Wizard
06-26-2009, 06:29 AM
I've been reading his quotes on the MSN home page for the last month. :D Apparently, things are supposed to get worse, he says.

Didja hear about the new South Carolina Governor doll? He disappears magically after contract, and reappears with Skipper in Argentina!

I thought you were a Sanford fan! :)

C.bronco
06-28-2009, 08:24 AM
Does anyone have more?

aadams73
06-28-2009, 12:37 PM
The Michael Jackson Mr. Potatohead seems fairly inevitable...It comes with a dozen different noses.