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James81
06-25-2009, 12:27 AM
The place where I am training has a church right across the street. On that church is a sign. On that sign is a message that says:

"Christ is in our midst."

So while I'm outside smoking, I see the sign and immediately I start to wonder. If Christ is in their midst, I wonder if he ever comes across the street and fellowships with the people in the building where I am training.

That thought made me laugh for about an hour this afternoon and I just thought I'd share that with you fine people today.

Poll forthcoming.

Angie
06-25-2009, 12:41 AM
I'm sorry, I couldn't see anything past "Chocolate ice cream". ;)

JLCwrites
06-25-2009, 12:50 AM
What kind of training are you doing?

Williebee
06-25-2009, 12:52 AM
One of the church's south of town has a new message on the marquee:

"Seek Jesus while he may be found."

Is he planning a vacation?

weird.

spamwarrior
06-25-2009, 01:05 AM
I think he does.

Williebee, that is the strangest sign I've ever heard of. On a church.

aadams73
06-25-2009, 01:52 AM
Oh, my bad, I thought you said "mist." Because I was wondering if he was out there with the gorillas and whether or not they care that's he's the S.O.G.

Medievalist
06-25-2009, 01:57 AM
One of the church's south of town has a new message on the marquee:

"Seek Jesus while he may be found."

Is he planning a vacation?

weird.

That's a reference to the "Last days," or the Apocalypse--at which it is, according to many sects, too late to be saved.

Seaclusion
06-25-2009, 02:01 AM
The real question here is, would you know it if he did?

Richard

KTC
06-25-2009, 02:04 AM
The place where I am training has a church right across the street. On that church is a sign. On that sign is a message that says:

"Christ is in our midst."

So while I'm outside smoking, I see the sign and immediately I start to wonder. If Christ is in their midst, I wonder if he ever comes across the street and fellowships with the people in the building where I am training.

That thought made me laugh for about an hour this afternoon and I just thought I'd share that with you fine people today.

Poll forthcoming.

Christ is everywhere, James. He does not have to cross the street. Streets are for those of us who are not on both sides already.



PS...not to nag, but stop smoking already.

Marcus
06-25-2009, 02:04 AM
The real question here is, would you know it if he did?

Richard

the bigger question for me would be, "Do i really care what jesus is doing?"

I'm sure if there is a Hell, there will be very special place there Just for me... :welcome:

rhymegirl
06-25-2009, 03:31 AM
I love the line in Forrest Gump when Forrest answers Lieutenant Dan's question:

Lt. Dan: Gump, have you found Jesus?
Gump: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him.

Plot Device
06-25-2009, 03:47 AM
My only question is: did you really laugh for a solid hour???

KTC
06-25-2009, 03:56 AM
My only question is: did you really laugh for a solid hour???

rumor on the street is that he only laughed for 43 minutes...but I think he was rounding up.

Kris
06-25-2009, 03:56 AM
I wish I could figure out how to do polls. Because polls are funny.

William Haskins
06-25-2009, 04:30 AM
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/1256/jamesr.jpg

spamwarrior
06-25-2009, 04:31 AM
The real question here is, would you know it if he did?

Richard

Afterwards maybe. During? Perhaps not.

KTC
06-25-2009, 04:47 AM
.

spamwarrior
06-25-2009, 04:52 AM
Why is he naked?

James81
06-25-2009, 04:52 AM
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/1256/jamesr.jpg

:roll:

Matera the Mad
06-25-2009, 04:53 AM
Jesus Saves




...chickens

KTC
06-25-2009, 04:54 AM
./

spamwarrior
06-25-2009, 04:56 AM
Why the other side of the street? And does Jesus have good music?

I'm pretty sick of the music in my church.

James81
06-25-2009, 04:57 AM
Jesus Saves




...chickens

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/B-JesusSavesMoses.gif

DWSTXS
06-25-2009, 04:59 AM
I think he was just crossing the street, (like the chicken), to get to the other side. That's where WE all are, after all.

William Haskins
06-25-2009, 04:59 AM
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8769/jesusp.jpg

spamwarrior
06-25-2009, 05:38 AM
I think he was just crossing the street, (like the chicken), to get to the other side. That's where WE all are, after all.

I kind of like the sound of that though I have no idea what it means.

Jean Marie
06-25-2009, 05:52 AM
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8769/jesusp.jpg
Probably.

Marcus
06-25-2009, 05:57 AM
I'm pretty sick of the music in my church.

Maybe you should start worshiping god in a live band bar... may have more appeal... ;)

Marcus
06-25-2009, 05:58 AM
still refuses to vote on this thread.. posts just don't count.. but i can make my views known... :Shrug:

Plot Device
06-25-2009, 06:06 AM
Q. Why did the messiah cross the road?

A. ??

Silver King
06-25-2009, 06:09 AM
still refuses to vote on this thread.. posts just don't count.. but i can make my views known... :Shrug:
Of course you're welcome to make your views known here, as is everyone else. Not sure what you mean about "...posts just don't count..."

spamwarrior
06-25-2009, 06:11 AM
Maybe you should start worshiping god in a live band bar... may have more appeal... ;)

One of my friends' bands does music in a bar. Great stuff. Love their music.

C.bronco
06-25-2009, 06:13 AM
Of course He crosses the street. Sometimes the reason is likely to be, "Hey look! Frozen custard!" or "Is that my cousin Sid?"
He hangs with everyone.

aadams73
06-25-2009, 06:24 AM
I bet he was crossing the street to get a ham sammich.

James81
06-25-2009, 06:37 AM
Q. Why did the messiah cross the road?

A. ??

1. Cross road
2. ???
3. Profit

Marcus
06-25-2009, 06:46 AM
Of course you're welcome to make your views known here, as is everyone else. Not sure what you mean about "...posts just don't count..."

Oh Oh OH, that had nothing to do with the board, I was still trolling around in my own level of hell thinking about how the "votes just don't count".. posts was a miss print and i missed that before dropping back into my game...

It had Way more to do with God and subject matter than the board... was truly a miss print... I think I even proof read that And Still missed that point of contention. :D

haha i don't even know how to repair that first sentence.... I really need to read an english book soon... sigh.

Williebee
06-25-2009, 06:57 AM
Jesus Saves




Jesus Saves, passes to Moses.

Moses shoots, He SCORES!!!!!



Down the road the opposite way from the last church are two churches, right across the road from each other. Each has a lovely expanse of green lawn leading down to this little two lane road.

The first time I saw them I got this image in my head of their congregations, out on the lawn, lining each side of the road, shouting:

"We've got Spirit, yes we do. We've got Spirit, how 'bout you?"

benbradley
06-25-2009, 08:21 AM
I keep thinking of that song that goes:

"One toke over the line, sweet Jesus..."

KTC
06-25-2009, 08:30 AM
Drop kick me Jesus...through the goalposts of life.


word

BenPanced
06-25-2009, 11:21 AM
Jesus SAVES!

At the First National Bank, corner of Lexington and Grand!

CatSlave
06-25-2009, 11:30 AM
I keep thinking of that song that goes:

"One toke over the line, sweet Jesus..."
Or the well-known hymn that goes:

What a friend we have in Jesus
Christ Almighty what a pal...

spamwarrior
06-25-2009, 05:58 PM
I like that song, actually. The real one.

aadams73
06-25-2009, 06:12 PM
I wonder what Biff would say about this.*



*For those of you who have read Lamb

Kaiser-Kun
06-25-2009, 06:26 PM
Jesus is never at home when I knock in the church and ask for him. I think he doesn't wants to be my friend anymore. :cry:

BenPanced
06-25-2009, 06:33 PM
Jesus SAVES!

At the First National Bank, the northwest corner of Le Mall in Eagan!

Kaiser-Kun
06-25-2009, 06:35 PM
Jesus SAVES!

At the First National Bank, the northwest corner of Le Mall in Eagan!

http://www.kpebiz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/slap.jpg

You said that already!

BenPanced
06-25-2009, 06:38 PM
Jesus SAVES!

At the First National Bank, corner of Lexington and Grand!


Jesus SAVES!

At the First National Bank, the northwest corner of Le Mall in Eagan!


http://www.kpebiz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/slap.jpg

You said that already!
Different commercials. And there's another 17 branches I need to plug, so hang on to your Cheez Nips, bobbysoxers...

James81
06-26-2009, 04:17 AM
So, I'm standing there looking at the sign and I thought to myself "Hmm, if they swited the D with the I, it would look like it said 'Christ is in our moist.'"

And that made me laugh for another hour today.

aadams73
06-26-2009, 04:22 AM
Hey James, you know how you think you're really funny?

I've got news for you, sorry, and it's all bad.


:D

C.bronco
06-26-2009, 04:25 AM
It's okay, James, it's okay.

While going through the worst of my recent past, there was a billboard that said something like "Real breakfast made fresh every day," yet I at first thought it said "Breakfast made by real elves" for no apparent reason. That billboard always made me laugh secretly, in my head.

James81
06-26-2009, 04:59 AM
Hey James, you know how you think you're really funny?

I've got news for you, sorry, and it's all bad.


:D

Gobless you.

Sean D. Schaffer
06-26-2009, 06:09 AM
What do you mean when you say, "Does Jesus every cross the street?"

All I can say is, DEATH BY CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!

There. I said it. I had to say it. If I didn't say it, I would have gone insane....

....Although some might say I already have done that.... :rolleyes:


So if you'll excuse me, James, I'm going to shut up now. :ROFL:

Rebekah7
06-26-2009, 06:26 AM
Jesus Saves

people from death by chocolate ice cream.