Does Jesus ever cross the street?

Does Jesus every cross the street?

  • Absolutely, James, he was with you this afternoon

    Votes: 4 20.0%
  • Of course not. He was just kicking back and chilling at his house today

    Votes: 5 25.0%
  • Death by chocolate ice cream

    Votes: 11 55.0%

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James81

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The place where I am training has a church right across the street. On that church is a sign. On that sign is a message that says:

"Christ is in our midst."

So while I'm outside smoking, I see the sign and immediately I start to wonder. If Christ is in their midst, I wonder if he ever comes across the street and fellowships with the people in the building where I am training.

That thought made me laugh for about an hour this afternoon and I just thought I'd share that with you fine people today.

Poll forthcoming.
 

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Oh, my bad, I thought you said "mist." Because I was wondering if he was out there with the gorillas and whether or not they care that's he's the S.O.G.
 

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One of the church's south of town has a new message on the marquee:

"Seek Jesus while he may be found."

Is he planning a vacation?

weird.

That's a reference to the "Last days," or the Apocalypse--at which it is, according to many sects, too late to be saved.
 

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The real question here is, would you know it if he did?

Richard
 

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The place where I am training has a church right across the street. On that church is a sign. On that sign is a message that says:

"Christ is in our midst."

So while I'm outside smoking, I see the sign and immediately I start to wonder. If Christ is in their midst, I wonder if he ever comes across the street and fellowships with the people in the building where I am training.

That thought made me laugh for about an hour this afternoon and I just thought I'd share that with you fine people today.

Poll forthcoming.

Christ is everywhere, James. He does not have to cross the street. Streets are for those of us who are not on both sides already.



PS...not to nag, but stop smoking already.
 

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The real question here is, would you know it if he did?

Richard

the bigger question for me would be, "Do i really care what jesus is doing?"

I'm sure if there is a Hell, there will be very special place there Just for me... :welcome:
 

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I love the line in Forrest Gump when Forrest answers Lieutenant Dan's question:

Lt. Dan: Gump, have you found Jesus?
Gump: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him.
 
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My only question is: did you really laugh for a solid hour???

rumor on the street is that he only laughed for 43 minutes...but I think he was rounding up.
 

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I wish I could figure out how to do polls. Because polls are funny.
 

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I think he was just crossing the street, (like the chicken), to get to the other side. That's where WE all are, after all.