Don't be a spanner...

Mr Flibble

They've been very bad, Mr Flibble
Kind Benefactor
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Jan 6, 2008
Messages
18,889
Reaction score
5,029
Location
We couldn't possibly do that. Who'd clear up the m
Website
francisknightbooks.co.uk
So, I work in a builder's merchants. It has it's perks, like lots of yummy men coming in ( there was this guy today, with his shirt off. Well, *fans self* I might need to put a paper bag on his head, but I say!) Ahem, I digress. One of my favourite parts of the job is when I get to legitimately shout 'Whose knob is this?' or 'Who wants a screw?' 'Like a nice flange with that sir?'

Anyway, we're having a charity drive in a couple of weeks to promote awareness of testicular and prostate cancer. All fine and good. And then it came - the box with the t-shirts we're going to wear. Now quite apart from the fact they're all in large or extra large, and I'm 5'3" and built like a stick so I could wear them as a dress....What do they have emblazoned across the front?

'Don't be a spanner, check your nuts!'

I'm not sure whether to *snicker* or *headesk*
 

LorelieBrown

Got the hang of it, here
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Apr 6, 2009
Messages
640
Reaction score
136
Is that spanner or spreader......
 

jennontheisland

the world is at my command
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Jul 17, 2006
Messages
7,270
Reaction score
2,125
Location
down by the bay
Gotta love working in construction.

"Linear couplers on shifting rods" is the best one I've come across yet.

Well, those and the jackets from the scaffolding company that say "For a fast erection call..."
 

Mr Flibble

They've been very bad, Mr Flibble
Kind Benefactor
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Jan 6, 2008
Messages
18,889
Reaction score
5,029
Location
We couldn't possibly do that. Who'd clear up the m
Website
francisknightbooks.co.uk
Can I get a job with you?


Of course. As long as you have no objection being picked up and put in the racking occassionally ( that's how the jeans ripped!)

The Hobbit really don't like it when you tweak his nips.
 

spamwarrior

rewriting.
Super Member
Registered
Joined
May 19, 2009
Messages
7,491
Reaction score
924
Location
Bloomington, Indiana
Website
acurrentundersea.wordpress.com
Yes, they would look good as a dress with a pretty belt XD

That always happens to me. I'm short and built like a stick and whenever there's any team tshirts for anything, they're always way too big.

But the slogan on yours is kind of catchy.