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scarletpeaches
06-24-2009, 04:28 AM
Yeah, you.

thethinker42
06-24-2009, 04:30 AM
Fine. If you're gonna be like that, you can't read chapter 4. Or 5. Or 6. And especially not 7. That's right. No chapter 7 for you.

Fooking looser...*flounces*

Kaiser-Kun
06-24-2009, 04:30 AM
Oh noes! (http://www.dramabutton.com/)

scarletpeaches
06-24-2009, 04:30 AM
And teh horss you road in on, buster.

BenPanced
06-24-2009, 04:31 AM
http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/00095c0k

Jersey Chick
06-24-2009, 04:32 AM
Your all so mean!

I'm outta here, looser jelous looser!

**flounces, walks into door on way out**

ow

Kaiser-Kun
06-24-2009, 04:32 AM
Your all so mean!

I'm outta here, looser jelous looser!

**flounces, walks into door on way out**

ow

http://startswithabang.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/simpsons_nelson_haha3.jpg

thethinker42
06-24-2009, 04:34 AM
thethinker42 approves of these shenanigans.

aadams73
06-24-2009, 04:39 AM
*hurls a few turnips*

Silver King
06-24-2009, 07:29 AM
Unlocked, 'cause sometimes I don't know what's going on.

thethinker42
06-24-2009, 07:30 AM
*sees something zoom past*

Is that a baboon?

*covers face, runs like hell*

scarletpeaches
06-24-2009, 07:31 AM
That's not a baboon - that's a phallic fish!

thethinker42
06-24-2009, 07:31 AM
That's not a baboon - that's a phallic fish!

Oh.

Well. I guess my face is safe then.

scarletpeaches
06-24-2009, 07:32 AM
Nope.

Not even scarletpeaches is touching that one.

spamwarrior
06-24-2009, 07:41 AM
I don't know what this is about either.

JoeEkaitis
06-24-2009, 08:01 AM
definately

Matera the Mad
06-24-2009, 08:24 AM
their all crazy in hear *shakes hed*

Jean Marie
06-24-2009, 08:35 AM
Unlocked, 'cause sometimes I don't know what's going on.
Me either, SK.

thethinker42
06-24-2009, 09:14 AM
their all crazy in hear *shakes hed*

Dont B h8tin just cuz were all kewl n stuph.

bettielee
06-24-2009, 09:19 AM
Yes... I saw the lockage and thought.... wha'appen? Then I come back and its all, like, unlocked?

What's with that?

**takes drag on cigarrette, tries to look cool... ends up turning green, barfing and backing out of thread before ---she hopes!---- the cool kids saw**

Rebekah7
06-24-2009, 09:25 AM
Dont B h8tin just cuz were all kewl n stuph.

I not kewl.:( I only lukwarm.

Mythical Tiger
06-24-2009, 09:32 AM
http://www.newhavenadvocate.com/sortable/image/advo6.jpg

Matera the Mad
06-24-2009, 10:49 AM
dis tread waz made fur U n me

poetinahat
06-24-2009, 11:11 AM
That's it - I'm going nucular!

http://www.sorcier-glouton-fun.info/images/lurch-glouton-chocoku.jpg

thethinker42
06-24-2009, 11:27 AM
That's it - I'm going nucular!

http://www.sorcier-glouton-fun.info/images/lurch-glouton-chocoku.jpg

You need to work on your strategery, n00b.

Bmwhtly
06-24-2009, 11:34 AM
Teh tred title is missin a postrophy

calley
06-24-2009, 12:30 PM
Teh tred title is missin a postrophy

So, I believe, is your mother. *swills brandy, and readjusts monocle*

KTC
06-24-2009, 03:17 PM
That's it - I'm going nucular!

http://www.sorcier-glouton-fun.info/images/lurch-glouton-chocoku.jpg

Are those real pearls?

LorelieBrown
06-24-2009, 04:03 PM
Teh tred title is missin a postrophy

I dun get whys it gots a coma in it.

regdog
06-24-2009, 04:05 PM
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/regdog/raspberryofdeath.jpg

thethinker42
06-24-2009, 04:08 PM
I just found an entire unopened bag of Dove Dark Chocolates in my desk drawer. I'd forgotten all about it.

Sweeeeeet...

And none of you can have any.

'Cause you're not cool like me.

LorelieBrown
06-24-2009, 04:10 PM
Heh. I love that. Found money is the only thing better than found chocolate, and *only* because it never expires.

regdog
06-24-2009, 04:11 PM
I just found an entire unopened bag of Dove Dark Chocolates in my desk drawer. I'd forgotten all about it.

Sweeeeeet...

And none of you can have any.

'Cause you're not cool like me.


Yeah well


http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/regdog/raspberryofdeath.jpg

Chumplet
06-24-2009, 04:18 PM
That lady is wearing nice joolery.

quickWit
06-24-2009, 04:19 PM
This thread is stoopit

Angie
06-24-2009, 04:20 PM
Y'ou're al'l c'ra'zy 'n' s'tuf'f. :Wha:

Angie
06-24-2009, 04:20 PM
This thread is stoopit

Well, then you should fit right in. :tongue

LorelieBrown
06-24-2009, 04:21 PM
This thread is stoopit


Your stoopid. You cant even spell stoopid rite. :P

quickWit
06-24-2009, 04:27 PM
Well, then you should fit right in.

that's what she said













:roll:


sore funneh

scarletpeaches
06-24-2009, 04:33 PM
Ur all makin mah fread full of menny stupidz, noobs.

Angie
06-24-2009, 04:35 PM
Ur all makin mah fread full of menny stupidz, noobs.

We tried to get rid of the bunneh, but he wouldn't go.

thethinker42
06-24-2009, 04:35 PM
Ur all makin mah fread full of menny stupidz, noobs.

At least we're not derailing it...

quickWit
06-24-2009, 04:37 PM
We tried to get rid of the bunneh, but he wouldn't go.

Yore knot the boss of me

scarletpeaches
06-24-2009, 04:37 PM
At least we're not derailing it...

You say that like it ever had a point in the first place.

thethinker42
06-24-2009, 04:40 PM
This thread is missing something.

Hmm.

Ah HA!

I know...


http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i177/thethinker42/gtotem_baboon.jpg

scarletpeaches
06-24-2009, 04:42 PM
*hides face*

Angie
06-24-2009, 04:44 PM
This thread is missing something.

Hmm.

Ah HA!

I know...


http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i177/thethinker42/gtotem_baboon.jpg

He needs one of these:

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/mymotherwasahamster/bat-2.jpg

scarletpeaches
06-24-2009, 04:45 PM
Commonly known as a barman's comb where I come from, Angie. :D

quickWit
06-24-2009, 04:47 PM
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i177/thethinker42/gtotem_baboon.jpg

I'm glad he's here. I have something to say to my neighbor and I want to say it to his face.

*waits patiently for baboon to finish bidness*

poetinahat
06-24-2009, 04:48 PM
Are those real pearls?


That lady is wearing nice joolery.

Yall got class with a captul K! Thems Fabra Jay eggs.

Angie
06-24-2009, 04:49 PM
Commonly known as a barman's comb where I come from, Angie. :D

That might have helped when I was trying to search for an image... :ROFL:

Devil Ledbetter
06-24-2009, 05:49 PM
Yesterday, one of my fringe Facebook friends (daughter's schoolmate's mother) posted this as her status.


you know what I love is people who complain about people who spending too much time on FB that they don't do anything but spend all ther time on fb .My thoughts are how would you even know you looser if you didn't check out other peoples pages...hmmmm...you know who you are.

*snicker*

Button
06-24-2009, 06:56 PM
http://i430.photobucket.com/albums/qq25/calissaleigh/1-this-kid-is-awesome.jpg

Angie
06-24-2009, 06:58 PM
Nice jeans.

tjwriter
06-24-2009, 09:47 PM
I really wish someone would come along and fix this thread title. It's really bothering meh.

Loosers.

KTC
06-24-2009, 09:58 PM
Nice jeans.

I don't know. He looks a bit banjo-ish to me. I'm not sure if he's well bred or not. You may disagree, but I think the bloodline is extremely weak. I look at him and I see Ned Beatty preparing to bend over and squeal like a pig.

KTC
06-24-2009, 10:06 PM
oh. you said jeans. never mind.

quickWit
06-24-2009, 10:10 PM
I look at him and I see Ned Beatty preparing to bend over and squeal like a pig.

Somehow, this doesn't surprise me at all.

KTC
06-24-2009, 10:12 PM
Somehow, this doesn't surprise me at all.

nothing surprises a dead rabbit

aadams73
06-24-2009, 10:13 PM
you know what I love is people who complain about people who spending too much time on FB that they don't do anything but spend all ther time on fb .My thoughts are how would you even know you looser if you didn't check out other peoples pages...hmmmm...you know who you are.

What does that even MEAN? Those words(and some of them aren't even that) just don't go together.

quickWit
06-24-2009, 10:15 PM
nothing surprises a dead rabbit

I'm not quite dead

KTC
06-24-2009, 10:17 PM
I'm not quite dead

It swallows the cyanide capsule with its drink. It does so with efficiency lest it be sprayed with the hose.

Samantha's_Song
06-24-2009, 10:17 PM
Methinks I was told I'm a loser, in not so many words, on my beta-reading thread. :cry:

KTC
06-24-2009, 10:19 PM
Methinks I was told I'm a loser, in not so many words, on my beta-reading thread. :cry:


we're all loosers here. no one here gets out alive. so up your'se's too

tjwriter
06-24-2009, 10:19 PM
What does that even MEAN? Those words(and some of them aren't even that) just don't go together.

Translation for the literate:


All you people who complain about people spending all their time on Facebook are nothing but pots calling the kettles black. How would you know who's spending all their time on Facebook if you weren't on there, too? Mmmhmmm...you know who you are.

Why, yes, yes I am fluent in illiterate and literate, thank you.

Samantha's_Song
06-24-2009, 10:20 PM
Oh well, I guess I fit right in then eh.


we're all loosers here. no one here gets out alive. so up your'se's too

quickWit
06-24-2009, 10:23 PM
It swallows the cyanide capsule with its drink. It does so with efficiency lest it be sprayed with the hose.

*spits fava beans and chianti at KTC*

KTC
06-24-2009, 10:25 PM
*spits fava beans and chianti at KTC*

you chianti bring a good man down! Not with beans and cheap tricks, anyhoo.

quickWit
06-24-2009, 10:27 PM
you chianti bring a good man down! Not with beans and cheap tricks, anyhoo.

Your mama's alright, your daddy's alright,
They just seem a little weird...

KTC
06-24-2009, 10:35 PM
Your mama's alright, your daddy's alright,
They just seem a little weird...

Come on. I know you surrender.


The rabbit is dead. Long live the rabbit.

quickWit
06-24-2009, 10:51 PM
Long live the rabbit.

That rodent's got a vicious streak a mile wide.

KTC
06-24-2009, 11:15 PM
That rodent's got a vicious streak a mile wide.

Did someone say vichyssoise rabbit?


2 leeks, chopped
1 finely ground dumbass rabbit
1 onion, chopped
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
3/4 cup thinly sliced potatoes
2 1/3 cups chicken stock
salt to taste
ground black pepper to taste
1 1/8 cups heavy whipping creamDirections: Put all the shit together in a blender until runny and then cook it.

quickWit
06-24-2009, 11:29 PM
Did someone say vichyssoise rabbit?


2 leeks, chopped
1 findly ground dumbass rabbit
1 onion, chopped
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
3/4 cup thinly sliced potatoes
2 1/3 cups chicken stock
salt to taste
ground black pepper to taste
1 1/8 cups heavy whipping creamDirections: Put all the shit together in a blender until runny and then cook it.

Where might one find a findly ground dumbass rabbit, I wonder.

*Googles findly rabbit*



Hmmmmmm...

Angie
06-24-2009, 11:49 PM
I don't know. He looks a bit banjo-ish to me. I'm not sure if he's well bred or not. You may disagree, but I think the bloodline is extremely weak. I look at him and I see Ned Beatty preparing to bend over and squeal like a pig.

It was the mullet, wasn't it?

KTC
06-25-2009, 12:16 AM
Where might one find a findly ground dumbass rabbit, I wonder.

*Googles findly rabbit*



Hmmmmmm...

It were a typo, ninny. Aren't you ground yet?

quickWit
06-25-2009, 12:22 AM
I'm not ground yet, but I'm pretty sure I'm a dumbass already.

Marcus
06-25-2009, 12:24 AM
you asked for it...

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s246/Anderskorn/1267414-batman-retarded.jpg

Leukman
06-25-2009, 12:26 AM
Holy crap. Who put what in the water?

KTC
06-25-2009, 12:26 AM
I'm not ground yet, but I'm pretty sure I'm a dumbass already.

As long as that part is covered, I can probably do the rest. I have a grinder for just such occasions. Would you care to step into my...um...ah...um...clubhouse? Yes...yes, just step right in. It's fun. Really.

quickWit
06-25-2009, 12:29 AM
Would you care to step into my...um...ah...um...clubhouse? Yes...yes, just step right in. It's fun. Really.

I feel like I'm back in catholic school with Father Flannigan.

*weeps a little, enters 'clubhouse'*

KTC
06-25-2009, 12:31 AM
I feel like I'm back in catholic school with Father Flannigan.

*weeps a little, enters 'clubhouse'*

How long has it been since your last fine-grinding confession? I'll bless you rabbit, for you have sinned.

KTC
06-25-2009, 12:32 AM
I feel like somebody should be singing Ave Maria.



Is that you, Father Frank!?


Good Christ, rabbit...I don't like this game anymore either.

quickWit
06-25-2009, 12:33 AM
Pfft! Lightweight.

:D

KTC
06-25-2009, 12:34 AM
That's putting it mildly

I don't putt. I use a driver all the way to the hole.

KTC
06-25-2009, 12:35 AM
Pfft! Lightweight.

:D

Don't you change your words on me, bunnybrat.

quickWit
06-25-2009, 12:36 AM
I don't put. I use a driver all the way to the hole.

Be sure to clean your balls after every hole.

And remember, keep your head down and finish high.

Angie
06-25-2009, 12:38 AM
I feel dirty just reading the last page of this thread. :eek:

KTC
06-25-2009, 12:38 AM
Be sure to clean your balls after every hole.

And remember, keep your head down and finish high.

I finish everything high. I never forget to inhale.

Leukman
06-25-2009, 12:39 AM
Drink some holy water.

Angie
06-25-2009, 12:40 AM
No! IT BURNS!!!

Leukman
06-25-2009, 12:40 AM
Ah, then you really are a dirty girl.

Devil Ledbetter
06-25-2009, 12:40 AM
you know what I love is people who complain about people who spending too much time on FB that they don't do anything but spend all ther time on fb .My thoughts are how would you even know you looser if you didn't check out other peoples pages...hmmmm...you know who you are. What does that even MEAN? Those words(and some of them aren't even that) just don't go together.What does that even MEAN? Those words(and some of them aren't even that) just don't go together.It took me a few tries but I think she's attempting to point out the irony that someone who criticized her for spending too much time on Facebook would have to frequent Facebook to be aware of how much time she spends there.

And also that "ther loosers!"

Leukman
06-25-2009, 12:42 AM
Dribble.

*dribbles*

aadams73
06-25-2009, 12:42 AM
It took me a few tries but I think she's attempting to point out the irony that someone who criticized her for spending too much time on Facebook would have to frequent Facebook to be aware of how much time she spends there.

And also that "ther loosers!"

It must be neat being bilingual. Thanks for the "moron to English" translation.

KTC
06-25-2009, 12:42 AM
I feel dirty just reading the last page of this thread. :eek:

Sorry. I had the grinder on full. You're right...you're splattered. I'm an idiot! PUT THE LID ON THE BLENDER! PUT THE LID ON THE BLENDER!


Oh. Oops. You have a bunny ear on your shoulder there. Let me get that for you.

Angie
06-25-2009, 12:42 AM
Dribble.

*dribbles*

Thanks, now I need a new pair of shoes.

Angie
06-25-2009, 12:44 AM
Sorry. I had the grinder on full. You're right...you're splattered. I'm an idiot! PUT THE LID ON THE BLENDER! PUT THE LID ON THE BLENDER!


Oh. Oops. You have a bunny ear on your shoulder there. Let me get that for you.

Thanks. I'll just go and change my clothes, shall I?

KTC
06-25-2009, 12:44 AM
Thanks, now I need a new pair of shoes.


http://z.about.com/d/shoes/1/0/A/c/emilio_pucci_shoes.jpg

Don't say I don't do things for you.

quickWit
06-25-2009, 12:44 AM
Thanks, now I need a new pair of shoes.

I'm sure if you ask him nicely Kevin will provide you with some fine bunny slippers.

Pre-enjoyed, of course, but nearly new.



ETA: Damn you and your speedy posts. Damn you to Hell.

Leukman
06-25-2009, 12:45 AM
KTC gets the carpet cleaning bill. Maybe he'll sport for Angie's new shoes too. She'll need four.



ETA: two short.

KTC
06-25-2009, 12:46 AM
Thanks. I'll just go and change my clothes, shall I?

If you're not interested in being a trendsetter, yes...I suppose you should. I love the bunny eyes in your hair though...please don't comb them out.

Angie
06-25-2009, 12:49 AM
http://z.about.com/d/shoes/1/0/A/c/emilio_pucci_shoes.jpg

Don't say I don't do things for you.

Oh, they're lovely! I'll wear them everywhere. And I'll send you the bill for my reconstructive ankle surgery. :tongue


KTC gets the carpet cleaning bill. Maybe he'll sport for Angie's new shoes too. She'll need four.



ETA: two short.

And the wrong shape.

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/mymotherwasahamster/horseshoe.jpg

Angie
06-25-2009, 12:51 AM
If you're not interested in being a trendsetter, yes...I suppose you should. I love the bunny eyes in your hair though...please don't comb them out.

Thanks, they go with my shoes nicely.

KTC
06-25-2009, 12:51 AM
Oh, they're lovely! I'll wear them everywhere. And I'll send you the bill for my reconstructive ankle surgery. :tongue


That's no way to reward my misogynistic thoughtfulness.

quickWit
06-25-2009, 12:51 AM
*channels John Denver, sings to Angie*

One eye on your shoulder oozing slowly,
One eye in your hair sees your behind...

Angie
06-25-2009, 12:53 AM
That's no way to reward my misogynistic thoughtfulness.

You're right. I'll just send in the baboons.


*channels John Denver, sings to Angie*

One eye on your shoulder oozing slowly,
One eye in your hair sees your behind...

Can we blend him again??

KTC
06-25-2009, 12:53 AM
Thanks, they go with my shoes nicely.

I love the way the eyes keep smiling, even though its been ground to jelly. Its eyes are so affectionate...they keep looking at each other.

scarletpeaches
06-25-2009, 12:54 AM
My thread! Look at what you've done to my beautiful thread!

Angie
06-25-2009, 12:55 AM
It's all Kevin's fault. And Quickie, for allowing himself to be splattered everywhere.

KTC
06-25-2009, 12:56 AM
My thread! Look at what you've done to my beautiful thread!


I know. Now it's ACTUALLY beautiful. I fixed it for ya.

quickWit
06-25-2009, 12:57 AM
Angie, turn around so's I can see Scarlet.



Wait. On second thought, you're fine.

:D

KTC
06-25-2009, 12:58 AM
Angie, turn around so's I can see Scarlet.



Wait. On second thought, you're fine.

:D


I got me a fiddle. When the sun comes up, I got cakes on the griddle.

KTC
06-25-2009, 12:59 AM
*channels John Denver, sings to Angie*

One eye on your shoulder oozing slowly,
One eye in your hair sees your behind...

what ta christ in a hootenanny did you do, man! you channeled too strongly.

quickWit
06-25-2009, 12:59 AM
I got me a fiddle. When the sun comes up, I got cakes on the griddle.

Thank God your'e a comely boy.

quickWit
06-25-2009, 01:00 AM
you channeled too strongly.

Anyone care to take this one? It's a bit lowbrow for me.

KTC
06-25-2009, 01:01 AM
Anyone care to take this one? It's a bit lowbrow for me.

You don't have a brow. It's in the vichyssoise. So shut up.

quickWit
06-25-2009, 01:03 AM
Youre knot teh boss of me

Angie
06-25-2009, 01:03 AM
*considers reply* No, no, can't say that.

*considers second reply* No, better leave that one too.

*kicks what's left of the bunny*

That'll do, but now I need yet another pair of shoes...

scarletpeaches
06-25-2009, 01:06 AM
It's all Kevin's fault. And Quickie, for allowing himself to be splattered everywhere.

It's always Kevin's fault. Even when everyone else blames Dawno, I blame Kevin.

KTC
06-25-2009, 01:06 AM
*considers reply* No, no, can't say that.

*considers second reply* No, better leave that one too.

*kicks what's left of the bunny*

That'll do, but now I need yet another pair of shoes...

http://www.wardrobecostume.co.uk/admin/uploads/300/839_Silver_Platform_shoes_300.jpg

I had to bring out the heavy duty ones. Please be careful.

quickWit
06-25-2009, 01:07 AM
It's always Kevin's fault. Even when everyone else blames Dawno, I blame Kevin.

Amen, sister.

KTC
06-25-2009, 01:07 AM
It's always Kevin's fault. Even when everyone else blames Dawno, I blame Kevin.

You learned the true secret of the universe, gashopper. Now I must kill you.

Angie
06-25-2009, 01:08 AM
Gashopper?? I don't even want to know...

KTC
06-25-2009, 01:12 AM
Gashopper?? I don't even want to know...

Please. You know she is.

Angie
06-25-2009, 03:06 AM
I imagine you taught her.

Devil Ledbetter
06-25-2009, 03:10 AM
It must be neat being bilingual. Thanks for the "moron to English" translation.I live in mid-Michigan. It comes with the territory.

aadams73
06-25-2009, 03:26 AM
I live in mid-Michigan. It comes with the territory.

I live in Texas. Down here they speak some form of English, Spanish, and Bullshit. Mostly they're fluent in the latter.

Elincoln
06-25-2009, 05:53 AM
*Walks in. Hands offending parties supersoakers. Walks away to enjoy the show.*

GO TO TOWN. :popcorn:

Angie
06-25-2009, 05:55 AM
Which offending parties? That could be a lot of people. I don't think you're sitting far enough away from the ensuing war. *evil laugh*

Leukman
06-25-2009, 05:19 PM
I find a lot of people offensive, actually. Including myself.

Angie
06-25-2009, 05:53 PM
Yes, but everyone finds you offensive, Leuk.

aadams73
06-25-2009, 06:09 PM
I'm offended.

Leukman
06-25-2009, 07:00 PM
I'm offended.


By Angie, I presume.


Me too.


:D

Leukman
06-25-2009, 07:01 PM
Yes, but everyone finds you offensive, Leuk.


Perhaps you didn't see the little sign in my sig line?

Angie
06-25-2009, 09:10 PM
By Angie, I presume.


Me too.


:D

My work here is done.


Perhaps you didn't see the little sign in my sig line?

Yes, but I can't read "stupid". :tongue

Leukman
06-25-2009, 09:12 PM
Yes, but I can't read stupid. :tongue


You shouldn't be so hard on yourself. Srsly.

Angie
06-25-2009, 09:13 PM
*shoots the monkey again**




*See TTSD*

Leukman
06-25-2009, 09:23 PM
*See TTSD*


Toldja it was a disease. I just didn't realize it was terminal. I'm sorry...

What will you do with your final few days?

Angie
06-25-2009, 09:29 PM
Plot your demise.

Leukman
06-25-2009, 09:54 PM
Well get plottin'! Time's short and you don't wanna miss out on---

Wait.

What? :Wha:

Honestly, I could help you make it much more fun than that.

I mean, think of all the mods you could taunt.

I could help.

I'll bring the whip cream.

:D

cray
06-25-2009, 10:05 PM
is now a good time to address the egregious spelling error (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=108573) in the thread title?

Leukman
06-25-2009, 10:10 PM
What spelling error?

KTC
06-25-2009, 10:17 PM
What spelling error?

it's time the baboons were ragin' on your face, little man. Be prepared for a face eatin'. When they's flingin' yo face, from theys feces bombs, at all the fine peoples here...then you'll have some big peoples all mad up in here, boy!

KTC
06-25-2009, 10:22 PM
I'm offended.

Come closer to the screen.





Closer.





No. Closer.










Jesus...step up to the screen.









Now...






About the being offended, and what not...




suck my left nostril hole.

Leukman
06-25-2009, 10:32 PM
it's time the baboons were ragin' on your face, little man. Be prepared for a face eatin'. When they's flingin' yo face, from theys feces bombs, at all the fine peoples here...then you'll have some big peoples all mad up in here, boy!

Can someone translate this for me?




suck my left nostril hole.


Nevermind.






eta: does anyone else feel a draft?

KTC
06-25-2009, 10:38 PM
Can someone translate this for me?





Nevermind.






eta: does anyone else feel a draft?


It says I'm gonna feed your face to the baboons, see, and when they are done digesting you, see, they'll poop out your face there, see, and fling it at everybody else here...as they are wont to do...and then everybody will be mad at you. Nobody likes getting hit with a shitface.

Leukman
06-25-2009, 10:55 PM
What was that middle part again?








:D

aadams73
06-25-2009, 11:31 PM
By Angie, I presume.


Me too.


:D

I'm offended by all you loosers!

*flounce*

aadams73
06-25-2009, 11:33 PM
.


suck my left nostril hole.

Won't you be surprised when I shove my tongue up there and lick your frontal lobe?

aadams73
06-25-2009, 11:48 PM
Translation for the literate:

Why, yes, yes I am fluent in illiterate and literate, thank you.

I am in awe of your translation skills.

So, what does it mean when I'm doing 50 in a 70 zone and someone raises their middle finger? Does it mean they want to be my "special" friend?

LorelieBrown
06-25-2009, 11:52 PM
You're number one.

Oh, wait, excuse me:

Youre's numbah won.

tjwriter
06-26-2009, 12:04 AM
is now a good time to address the egregious spelling error (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=108573) in the thread title?

I've already noted my grievance with Scarlet Pits and called her a looser. I'm hoping a mod will come by and fix it.

Were's Trish? She's got a vested (or capped) interest in this?

KTC
06-26-2009, 12:30 AM
What was that middle part again?








:D


poop

aadams73
06-26-2009, 12:31 AM
You're number one.

Oh, wait, excuse me:

Youre's numbah won.

Oh good. Because I was concerned it might be hostile...

Angie
06-26-2009, 12:34 AM
Oh good. Because I was concerned it might be hostile...

No, it was an invitation to be friends. They really wanted you to follow them so they could take you to dinner. True story.

Leukman
06-26-2009, 12:34 AM
poop


:D

KTC
06-26-2009, 12:35 AM
:D

Don't smile at me. I have a baboon in my back pocket.

Leukman
06-26-2009, 12:37 AM
Pocket baboon.

Trunk monkey.

Same concept.

Tea?

KTC
06-26-2009, 12:38 AM
Pocket baboon.

Trunk monkey.

Same concept.

Tea?


I'd love a tea.




wait.



I have a tea.


Are you trying to distract me.



Ouch.


My ass has just been bitten by a baboon.

Elincoln
06-26-2009, 12:43 AM
Won't you be surprised when I shove my tongue up there and lick your frontal lobe?


My ass has just been bitten by a baboon.

Great, I'm getting a double shot now. That's two images I DIDN'T need in me head.

Loosers.

Angie
06-26-2009, 12:43 AM
My ass has just been bitten by a baboon.

Are you sure you didn't just sit on his splintery baseball bat?

scarletpeaches
06-26-2009, 12:44 AM
It mistook Kevin's arse for my neighbour's face.

quickWit
06-26-2009, 12:48 AM
It mistook Kevin's arse for my neighbour's face.

Did you just call yourself a baboon?

I think you did. I think you just called yourself a baboon.


Dare to dream, Scarlet. :)

scarletpeaches
06-26-2009, 12:50 AM
I think you need to suck my left one.

quickWit
06-26-2009, 12:54 AM
I think you need to suck my left one.

No problem. Charity work is good for the spirit.

scarletpeaches
06-26-2009, 12:55 AM
I fart in your general direction.

Button
06-26-2009, 01:00 AM
*purges tea monkeys, left ones and poopy baboon's faces that look like neighbor's butts into a bubbling pile on the floor* >.> *puts it inside a clear jar, lables it "breakfast" and sets it in the fridge* ^.^ *strolls on out*

quickWit
06-26-2009, 01:02 AM
I fart in your general direction.

It's like your IQ just jumped 30 points.

Leukman
06-26-2009, 01:02 AM
I think you need to suck my left one.

Anything need biting?


*purges tea monkeys, left ones and poopy baboon's faces that look like neighbor's butts into a bubbling pile on the floor* >.> *puts it inside a clear jar, lables it "breakfast" and sets it in the fridge* ^.^ *strolls on out*

You know...that really doesn't require refrigeration.

Think green.

Leukman
06-26-2009, 01:03 AM
It's like your IQ just jumped 30 points.

You mean lost.

Lost points.

Afterall, she just released hot air.

But...no worries.

You can give her a refill.

Just blow in her ear.

:D

Button
06-26-2009, 01:09 AM
You know...that really doesn't require refrigeration.

Think green.


You might be right. It might look better with a layer of mold on top, and it'd be faster to achieve if left in the sun. Your wisdom is highly underrated. ;)

quickWit
06-26-2009, 01:09 AM
You mean lost.

Lost points.

No, she gained points because it was the most intelligent thing to come out of her all day.




Zing.


:D

scarletpeaches
06-26-2009, 01:12 AM
My arse is still more intelligent than your brain.

quickWit
06-26-2009, 01:13 AM
My arse is still more intelligent than your brain.

Yeah, but just, like, barely.

Leukman
06-26-2009, 01:13 AM
Your wisdom is highly underrated. ;)

A matter of opinion.


No, she gained points because it was the most intelligent thing to come out of her all day.

:roll:

*gasp*

:roll:

But...but...but...she still gave it up!





*bump*

KTC
06-26-2009, 02:14 AM
It mistook Kevin's arse for my neighbour's face.


Actually...oddly enough, the baboon in my back pocket yet a ripper of a burp out a while back...smelled JUST like your neighbour's face. How rude!

Pagey's_Girl
06-26-2009, 03:37 AM
[Pee Wee Herman] I know you are, but what am I? [/Pee Wee Herman]

Leukman
06-26-2009, 03:50 AM
Tequila, anyone?


Dance, Drink, Worm...your choice.


Do all and win a prize.


KTC will share his makeup kit...

Angie
06-26-2009, 03:50 AM
Baboons appear to be exceedingly rude creatures.

aadams73
06-26-2009, 03:51 AM
I already have a drink. And it's not tequila.

Tequila makes me do terrible things, like stealing KTC's makeup kit.

Angie
06-26-2009, 03:51 AM
KTC will share his makeup kit...

Please, no. Anything but that. :eek:

Angie
06-26-2009, 03:53 AM
I already have a drink. And it's not tequila.

Tequila makes me do terrible things, like stealing KTC's makeup kit.

I already have a drink, too. I'm drinking rum and Dr. Pepper, lovingly referred to by my little circle of friends as a "Roman Pecker". You had to be there.

And beer is the drink that makes me do terrible things. Actually, it's more that it makes me say terrible things. And by "terrible", I mean "painfully truthful". :D

Leukman
06-26-2009, 03:55 AM
And beer is the drink that makes me do terrible things. :D


Shotgun?

aadams73
06-26-2009, 03:57 AM
And beer is the drink that makes me do terrible things. Actually, it's more that it makes me say terrible things. And by "terrible", I mean "painfully truthful". :D

I hear ya! Tequila makes me howl at the moon. Seriously dangerous stuff. And I'm normally such a sweet thing...

Pagey's_Girl
06-26-2009, 03:57 AM
I already have a drink, too. I'm drinking rum and Dr. Pepper, lovingly referred to by my little circle of friends as a "Roman Pecker". You had to be there.

And beer is the drink that makes me do terrible things. Actually, it's more that it makes me say terrible things. And by "terrible", I mean "painfully truthful". :D

Rum and Dr. Pepper....rum and Pepper....Roman....gets it.... :ROFL:

I'm drinking a peach Fresca. They're making them again. I'm a happy camper. :D

Now, speaking of Dr. Pepper, they need to start making that diet Berries & Cream (vanilla raspberry) soda again. That was da bawmb....

Leukman
06-26-2009, 04:00 AM
And I'm normally such a sweet thing...



:roll:









What?

aadams73
06-26-2009, 04:01 AM
Now, speaking of Dr. Pepper, they need to start making that diet Berries & Cream (vanilla raspberry) soda again. That was da bawmb....

That was delicious. I only ever had a couple but they were GOOD

aadams73
06-26-2009, 04:01 AM
:roll:



What?

Would you like me to say it louder?

Angie
06-26-2009, 04:15 AM
Now, speaking of Dr. Pepper, they need to start making that diet Berries & Cream (vanilla raspberry) soda again. That was da bawmb....

Mmm. I concur.

Sean D. Schaffer
06-26-2009, 06:31 AM
Yeah, you.



:e2cry:

I knew it! It was too good to be true!

Scarlet really doesn't know how to speel. :e2cry:

scarletpeaches
06-26-2009, 07:10 AM
I speel menny wurdz propur.

Sean D. Schaffer
06-26-2009, 07:17 AM
I speel menny wurdz propur.


Dont yoo no anyting? Yoore suppozed too poot a "ly' att thee endd uv 'propur". :D

scarletpeaches
06-26-2009, 07:24 AM
Doan't correck mah speelz, I had menny grammer cleverz.

KTC
06-26-2009, 01:16 PM
Tequila, anyone?


Dance, Drink, Worm...your choice.


Do all and win a prize.


KTC will share his makeup kit...

The paint is off limits.

Leukman
06-26-2009, 02:38 PM
Oh don't be such a grump.


Coffee?

KTC
06-26-2009, 02:41 PM
Oh don't be such a grump.


Coffee?

I would love one, thank you. In a mug, if you know what I mean.

cray
06-26-2009, 05:09 PM
fills enema bag full of coffee for ktc.


In a mug, if you know what I mean.


oh.


*pours it out into a mug*


here you go, kevin.
and good morning to you, sir.

:D

aadams73
06-26-2009, 05:12 PM
fills enema bag full of coffee for ktc.





Keep your friends close, and your enemas closer.

Leukman
06-26-2009, 05:13 PM
*pours it out into a mug*




You may want to run that through the filter again.





Just sayin'.

cray
06-26-2009, 05:14 PM
You may want to run that through the filter again.





Just sayin'.


:Wha:

it's for kevin.

Leukman
06-26-2009, 05:15 PM
Oh.


Right.


Never mind then.

quickWit
06-26-2009, 05:34 PM
*pours cup of ass coffee, takes sip*

Is this decaf?

cray
06-26-2009, 05:37 PM
regular.

Leukman
06-26-2009, 05:47 PM
http://www.badasscoffee.com/images/standingd.jpg







Ass coffee.

quickWit
06-26-2009, 05:48 PM
regular.

Really? Hmm. That's one weak-ass cup of Joe.

KTC
06-26-2009, 05:57 PM
Really? Hmm. That's one weak-ass cup of Joe.


**eats. shoots rabbit. leaves.**

quickWit
06-26-2009, 10:15 PM
**eats. shoots rabbit. leaves.**

Ew.

KTC shot a bunny.

scarletpeaches
06-26-2009, 10:17 PM
I'm amazed quickShit hasn't got this thread locked yet.

quickWit
06-26-2009, 10:18 PM
Don't be silly, Peaches. I know how to behave.

*cups Peaches breasts'es'*

scarletpeaches
06-26-2009, 10:19 PM
All three of them?

quickWit
06-26-2009, 10:23 PM
All three of them?

I thought that 3rd one was your head.

scarletpeaches
06-26-2009, 10:28 PM
No, it's a misplaced testicle.

quickWit
06-26-2009, 10:45 PM
That's nuts.














:roll:

Pure. Gold.

Leukman
06-26-2009, 10:50 PM
No, it's a misplaced testicle.




Who does it belong to?


Inquiring minds want to know.

aadams73
06-27-2009, 12:43 AM
Who does it belong to?


Inquiring minds want to know.

The last poor bastard who asked a stupid question.


:D

quickWit
06-27-2009, 01:01 AM
*checks baggage*

Nope. Not mine.

KTC
06-27-2009, 01:05 AM
Get off peaches'ses teets, man.

aadams73
06-27-2009, 01:07 AM
*checks baggage*

Nope. Not mine.

Double check. There should be two in the bag. If you get any more or less than two you've got problems.

quickWit
06-27-2009, 01:16 AM
Get off peaches'ses teets, man.

Awwww! Do I gotta?


Double check. There should be two in the bag. If you get any more or less than two you've got problems.

Two beans, one bag.

Wait...




Yep. Two.

aadams73
06-27-2009, 01:20 AM
Two beans, one bag.

Wait...


Yep. Two.

Two is good. One is bad. Three is also bad. Any more than three and you're a cauliflower.

Leukman
06-27-2009, 01:22 AM
:hi: Cauliflower.

aadams73
06-27-2009, 01:23 AM
:hi: Cauliflower.

I remain unsurprised. :D

scarletpeaches
06-27-2009, 01:24 AM
Oh look. aadams73's got my back.

All it took was a PM full of sick jokes and she's fighting my corner.

(Whore).

aadams73
06-27-2009, 01:30 AM
This is true, I can be bought with funneh jokes.

Stand back, scarletpeaches. Me and my turnip will protect you.

KTC
06-27-2009, 01:31 AM
peach turnip pie. interesting.

aadams73
06-27-2009, 02:51 AM
You know, I'm almost tempted to try baking one just to see what the outcome is.

Hmm...

Angie
06-27-2009, 03:30 AM
Oh look. aadams73's got my back.

All it took was a PM full of sick jokes and she's fighting my corner.

(Whore).

Geez, I can be bought way cheaper than that.







Hm, perhaps I should have kept that to myself...

Leukman
06-27-2009, 03:36 AM
Geez, I can be bought way cheaper than that.







Hm, perhaps I should have kept that to myself...




*digs in pocket for loose change*


*goes to car to dig in ashtray for change*


*digs in sofa for loose change*


*breaks out metal detector and heads for beach*


Be back soon...please hold.


(You can take that literally if you like)


:D

Angie
06-27-2009, 03:39 AM
I like to see you're working for it, Leuk. I'm cheap but not easy. :D

Matera the Mad
06-27-2009, 08:30 AM
omg

i iz a culliflowr

aadams73
06-27-2009, 12:23 PM
Geez, I can be bought way cheaper than that.



The truth is out there...

:D

Angie
06-27-2009, 05:05 PM
At least I don't try to hide it. :D

Mythical Tiger
07-14-2009, 04:02 PM
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b117/klumsygod/Gummy_Bears___Suicide_Or_Not__by_Wi.jpg
You guys have lead me to this, dammit.

Mythical Tiger
07-15-2009, 10:36 AM
http://www.spiralpocus.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/gummies.jpg
Iz didn't do it! Plz furgive myz incoherent txt spch!

spamwarrior
07-15-2009, 06:05 PM
I really want some gummy bears right now. BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Samantha's_Song
07-15-2009, 06:13 PM
Why do I have this urge to play Pink Floyd's Dark side of the moon right now? Could it be I want to listen to the track about the lunatics on the grass... :D

Leukman
07-16-2009, 04:55 AM
omg

i iz a culliflowr

Do I smell culliflowr?

Anyone gots any butter?


At least I don't try to hide it. :D

Not sure I'm wanting to know what the 'it' is you're referencing here...


Or do I?


I really want some gummy bears right now. BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Why do I have this creepy feeling this post is somehow related to my prior quote...?


:roll:


Why do I have this urge to play Pink Floyd's Dark side of the moon right now? Could it be I want to listen to the track about the lunatics on the grass... :D

:Wha:

I...and...here I...always thought it was just me?

What kind of grass is it for you? ;)

Angie
07-16-2009, 05:26 AM
Not sure I'm wanting to know what the 'it' is you're referencing here...


Or do I?


Maybe. :e2brows:

Leukman
07-18-2009, 04:17 AM
Maybe. :e2brows:


Stop teasing me with those mandi...manda...mamph...those bird-eaty-claw-thingies.

Button
07-18-2009, 05:06 AM
I has sour gummi worms. Yummi.

Matera the Mad
07-18-2009, 06:50 AM
culliflowr can haz brownd butter

NOM NOM NOM

Leukman
07-18-2009, 07:04 AM
And cheeze.


Dunna forgitz the melty cheeze.