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Kaiser-Kun
06-24-2009, 03:30 AM
Since my job involves going to different junior high schools to try to convince the kiddies to wear a goddamn condom, it comes with many occupational hazards. You remember laughing as a scholar whenever you heard the word "boob"? Well, that's one of the things I have to deal with.

Damn society tabooing certain words! The kids gasp everytime I name a reproductive organ! And today, oh dear.. I couldn't even give my class properly, because I kept being interrupted over an over. One of the kids bursted into giggling seizures everytime I said a certain word:

"Sperm".

http://www.duffzone.org/framegrabs/2f12/2f12-074.jpg

aadams73
06-24-2009, 03:35 AM
Hahahahahaha! You said "sperm."

(because I'm real mature like that)

EFCollins
06-24-2009, 03:36 AM
You could, of course, walk off with the final comment "I thought I was talking to kids with some maturity" and come back when that sobers them up.

But more likely, they'd just laugh some more.

I feel for ya.

Kaiser-Kun
06-24-2009, 03:46 AM
It's usually not a big deal. I just roll my eyes and wait for those interested to hush the others. The ladies are always more interested in learning how to stop the Sperm.

NeuroFizz
06-24-2009, 03:46 AM
I sometimes get the same kind of behavior from college students (future doctors, dentists, nurses, and biology majors) when I discuss reproductive anatomy and physiology. One semester, I started off the lecture by saying, "penis, penis, penis. Vagina, vagina, vagina. Now, repeat after me...penis, penis, penis, vagina, vagina, vagina." Very few did repeat it, but it seemed to get the giggles out of the way early on. It turned out to be one of the better classes on that topic--lots of questions from the students.

I can't imagine teaching this subject matter to middle schoolers. Full kudos from me for every little bit of solid information you get across to them.

dgrintalis
06-24-2009, 03:51 AM
Neuro. I just tried your little experiment and I burst out laughing. And I don't find those words troublesome at all, normally.

:)

I think it's the repetitive nature.

Devil Ledbetter
06-24-2009, 03:52 AM
At my daughter's middle school, even "trombone" is a dirty word.

There's no getting around it at this age. You just have to wade in and let them giggle.

Kaiser-Kun
06-24-2009, 03:53 AM
College classes sound like an island of bliss for me. I hope that my students will reach college a bit more edumacated after I give them my class (sadly, I need to cover every school in the city, so I can only give one class to each group per term).

I remember the case of the college student who was worried about being pregnant because her boyfriend kissed her.

dgrintalis
06-24-2009, 03:53 AM
Now I have the following song stuck in my head.

Sing it with me, boys and girls!

"Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is great.
If a sperm gets wasted,
God gets quite irate."

Kaiser-Kun
06-24-2009, 03:56 AM
After every class, there's always the little group of boys who follow me to the parking lot. The FAQ I get most often is "Can I get sick/lose my hand/grow hairs in my palm if I masturbate?"

aadams73
06-24-2009, 04:00 AM
The FAQ I get most often is "Can I get sick/lose my hand/grow hairs in my palm if I masturbate?"

Sick? Mostly I just feel sleepy.

And I haven't lost my hand. Yet. But I bet scarletpeaches has.

Clair Dickson
06-24-2009, 04:02 AM
Just remember, Kaiser, they may not appear to be listening, but some of that information sneaks in past their filters. I work with the alternative high school kids... and while they may not appear to be paying attention, sometimes they are. I can tell when they repeat that information in the hall.

I like Neuro's idea of making them say it a couple times.

aadams73
06-24-2009, 04:05 AM
I remember the case of the college student who was worried about being pregnant because her boyfriend kissed her.

Oh man. That's a crying shame. Remember, parents, an education--including a sexual one--is the most empowering thing you can give your kids.

Kaiser-Kun
06-24-2009, 04:08 AM
Just remember, Kaiser, they may not appear to be listening, but some of that information sneaks in past their filters. I work with the alternative high school kids... and while they may not appear to be paying attention, sometimes they are. I can tell when they repeat that information in the hall.

I like Neuro's idea of making them say it a couple times.

That's what we're betting on. Hopefully some of those kids will remember the proper way of putting on a condom. I end my classes with a demonstration, asking a volunteer to put one in his fingers, representing a penis. Sometimes it's difficult because the volunteer is giggling too much to keep still.

aadams73
06-24-2009, 04:11 AM
That's what we're betting on. Hopefully some of those kids will remember the proper way of putting on a condom. I end my classes with a demonstration, asking a volunteer to put one in his fingers, representing a penis. Sometimes it's difficult because the volunteer is giggling too much to keep still.

Years ago, it fell upon me to give my younger sister a sex-ed talk. She's eleven years my junior. I used a broom handle when demonstrating how to put on a condom.

Her questions were both thoughtful and disturbing.

BigWords
06-24-2009, 04:11 AM
Oh man. That's a crying shame. Remember, parents, an education--including a sexual one--is the most empowering thing you can give your kids.

Not forgetting a healthy college fund. Money's important too. :D

aadams73
06-24-2009, 04:15 AM
Not forgetting a healthy college fund. Money's important too. :D

I worked two jobs and studied full-time. Damn you, not-rich parents o' mine!

Kaiser-Kun
06-24-2009, 04:18 AM
Not forgetting a healthy college fund. Money's important too. :D

My students always complain that condoms are expensive, at 1 dollar each. When I tell 'em they're for free at their nearest health center, they complain it's too far away.

Sometimes I think that being a pubert means contradicting everything the grown-up says.

BigWords
06-24-2009, 04:25 AM
My students always complain that condoms are expensive, at 1 dollar each.

The flavoured ones are more expensive.

aadams73
06-24-2009, 04:27 AM
$1 is a whole lot cheaper than pregnancy or an abortion.

(or meds)

Kaiser-Kun
06-24-2009, 04:27 AM
The flavoured ones are more expensive.

That's another FAQ: "What're the flavoured condoms for?"

Clair Dickson
06-24-2009, 04:33 AM
Sometimes I think that being a pubert means contradicting everything the grown-up says.

Yes.

Ask them if they don't think they're girlfriend/boyfriend is worth a dollar or not? (You can also get them on sale. I got a 36 count box for less than 10 bucks.)

Jersey Chick
06-24-2009, 04:34 AM
**snerk**

you said, "pubert"

**giggle**


I'm so grown up, ain't I?

Kaiser-Kun
06-24-2009, 04:36 AM
Yes.

Ask them if they don't think they're girlfriend/boyfriend is worth a dollar or not? (You can also get them on sale. I got a 36 count box for less than 10 bucks.)

For those times where the usual warnings fail to get their attention, I have a few pics of sexually-transmitted diseases if I want to scare 'em into using protection. After that, they're ready to hear about how to prevent such infections reaching their thingies.

BigWords
06-24-2009, 04:38 AM
That's another FAQ: "What're the flavoured condoms for?"

Their technical name is "Snowball Deflectors". Apparently. :)

luke_mushu_2010
06-24-2009, 04:43 AM
"And remember kids, you gotta use it, or you lose it."

bettielee
06-24-2009, 04:47 AM
adds words to list of things to use more often:
pubert
edumacate (like this one!)
penis penis penis
vagina vagina vagina

Kaiser-Kun
06-24-2009, 04:51 AM
adds words to list of things to use more often:
pubert
edumacate (like this one!)
penis penis penis
vagina vagina vagina

..must.. not.. laugh... me.. not.. pubert...

dgrintalis
06-24-2009, 05:15 AM
Now I have the following song stuck in my head.

Sing it with me, boys and girls!

"Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is great.
If a sperm gets wasted,
God gets quite irate."

And for those who don't know, this is from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. :D

Jersey Chick
06-24-2009, 05:19 AM
Did you ever notice how, when you say a word a whole lot of times, it just doesn't sound right anymore?

penis

vagina


nope - they don't sound right anymore.

damn it

poetinahat
06-24-2009, 05:22 AM
This, from someone with "thanks for the wiener" in his sig line? :D


adds words to list of things to use more often:

pubert

edumacate (like this one!)

penis penis penis

vagina vagina vagina

The things, or the words? Just, you know, trying to avoid misunderstandings!

Kaiser-Kun
06-24-2009, 05:29 AM
This, from someone with "thanks for the wiener" in his sig line? :D



The things, or the words? Just, you know, trying to avoid misunderstandings!

Actually, it's Congrats on the weiner.

Misunderstandings? I would've never thought so!

poetinahat
06-24-2009, 05:36 AM
How lazy of me. Inexcusable, really! Sorry, Kaiser!

I see how that changes things entirely...

C.bronco
06-24-2009, 05:49 AM
You are sent on this mission to junior high schools; you are being set up by your employers. There is no hope. They will laugh no matter what! If they don't, then you are in that weird town in that M. Night Shamalan movie with Kirstie Alley.

James81
06-24-2009, 06:20 AM
Pubert more like Q-bert amirite?

http://www.localarcade.com/arcade_art/data/thumbnails/2/q-bert.jpg

Angie
06-24-2009, 06:40 AM
And for those who don't know, this is from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. :D

Yep, I think you were reading my mind. :D

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood.

Matera the Mad
06-24-2009, 08:36 AM
The Great White Sperm


:ROFL:

There are puberts in their thirties and forties :(

benbradley
06-24-2009, 09:45 AM
You could, of course, walk off with the final comment "I thought I was talking to kids with some maturity" and come back when that sobers them up.

But more likely, they'd just laugh some more.

I feel for ya.
Well, I think that's an insult, and really doubt it wold help get the kids on your side.

I sometimes get the same kind of behavior from college students (future doctors, dentists, nurses, and biology majors) when I discuss reproductive anatomy and physiology. One semester, I started off the lecture by saying, "penis, penis, penis. Vagina, vagina, vagina. Now, repeat after me...penis, penis, penis, vagina, vagina, vagina." Very few did repeat it, but it seemed to get the giggles out of the way early on. It turned out to be one of the better classes on that topic--lots of questions from the students.

I can't imagine teaching this subject matter to middle schoolers. Full kudos from me for every little bit of solid information you get across to them.
Reading the OP, I was thinking of suggesting something very similar to help remove the "charge" from these words, featuting what else than another Monty Python tune (well, this is more of a chant). The famous spam skit came to mind, but instead of it ending with everyone saying:
"Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam,....
have them say:
"Sperm, sperm, sperm, sperm, sperm, sperm, sperm, sperm,...

I had a similar experience with the word God, a mysterious name for a mysterious entity I learned to fear from early childhood on. Actually I think I was most fearful of those who used the word as much as the word itself, perhaps related to my Baptist upbringing.

But a couple decades back I joined a group where the word God was used dozens of times a day, and after a few years of this the word lost all emotional charge and baggage, and I could talk about God and listen to others talk about God all day, though I'd definitely get bored hearing about God so much.

I'm sure gynecologists get bored talking about vaginas so much.

Mythical Tiger
06-24-2009, 01:57 PM
I remember someone coming to talk to my eighth grade class about this a few months ago. I skipped school. I know the procedure and really it just gets a lot of kids more likely to try it>.<


~Sam

quickWit
06-24-2009, 04:25 PM
Sometimes I think that being a pubert means contradicting everything the grown-up says.

No it doesn't.

:)

LorelieBrown
06-24-2009, 04:36 PM
I remember the case of the college student who was worried about being pregnant because her boyfriend kissed her.


Oh man. That's a crying shame. Remember, parents, an education--including a sexual one--is the most empowering thing you can give your kids.


Really, that is so sad. It's hard to believe there are grown people out there with that kind of lack in their knowledge base.

I mean, everyone knows you only get knocked up by swallowing. Sheesh.







*yes, I am just kidding*

Pepper
06-24-2009, 05:06 PM
I knew a girl back in school who didn't know what contraception was. Condom? Not a clue. The Pill? What pill? She knew little more about sex, having a hazy comprehension that sex involved a man and woman "sleeping together".

Some parents believe that keeping their kids in the dark is the best way to keep them 'safe'.

Now that I think about it, how can kids be so daft these days? When I hit puberty at 10 years old, my parents gave me the whole run-down on everything to do with sex, only to find I knew half of it already from what I'd heard from the 7th-graders. O_o

As for the whole giggling thing- I think you should start your classes without a word. Just show them five minutes of Powerpoint presentation on STI photos. :D

NeuroFizz
06-24-2009, 05:16 PM
After every class, there's always the little group of boys who follow me to the parking lot. The FAQ I get most often is "Can I get sick/lose my hand/grow hairs in my palm if I masturbate?"
Next time, closely inspect both sides of your right hand* and look up at the kids and say, "Nope."

*unless you are left-handed

bettielee
06-24-2009, 08:05 PM
This, from someone with "thanks for the wiener" in his sig line? :D



The things, or the words? Just, you know, trying to avoid misunderstandings!

the words..., yes the words...

and I'm not the one with congrats on the wiener... that's all Kaiser...

If I said "thanks for the wiener" that would by implying a WHOLE NEW LEVEL to our relationship and could get us in trouble!

Kaiser-Kun
06-24-2009, 08:06 PM
I remember someone coming to talk to my eighth grade class about this a few months ago. I skipped school. I know the procedure and really it just gets a lot of kids more likely to try it>.<


~Sam

Those kids will try it sooner or later, chat or no chat, and most of them thought the proper way of opening the condom's package was using scissors. Our bet is that informing them will increase their chances of trying it with protection.

aadams73
06-24-2009, 08:46 PM
I mean, everyone knows you only get knocked up by swallowing. Sheesh.

*yes, I am just kidding*

*Chokes to death, totally dead.*

:ROFL:

Well, now we know what the flavored condoms are for...

aadams73
06-24-2009, 08:47 PM
and most of them thought the proper way of opening the condom's package was using scissors.

Everyone knows you tear them open with your teeth.

Kaiser-Kun
06-24-2009, 08:52 PM
Looks like I'm gonna need to give the talk to all the unedumacated AW kiddies.

quickWit
06-24-2009, 08:58 PM
Looks like I'm gonna need to give the talk to all the unedumacated AW kiddies.

*hurries over, sits indian-style on the carpet*

*wonders if you can still say 'indian-style' without offending anyone*

aadams73
06-24-2009, 08:59 PM
Looks like I'm gonna need to give the talk to all the unedumacated AW kiddies.

Please, I'm giggling already.

LorelieBrown
06-24-2009, 09:00 PM
*wonders if you can still say 'indian-style' without offending anyone*


Nope. It's criss-cross-applesauce now.

LorelieBrown
06-24-2009, 09:02 PM
*Chokes to death, totally dead.*


*wonders if she knows aadams well enough to ask how much it takes to choke to totally dead.....*

aadams73
06-24-2009, 09:04 PM
*wonders if she knows aadams well enough to ask how much it takes to choke to totally dead.....*

Well, it's not so much volume as it is a speed/distance factor.

And let's pretend you never heard me say that.

bettielee
06-24-2009, 09:05 PM
**sits next to bunny... waits for fun to begin...

bunny hears thoughts, and reaches across suggestively - >>!!!!<<- slaps bunny upside the head!

waits for Kaiser's talk**

LorelieBrown
06-24-2009, 09:06 PM
Well, it's not so much volume as it is a speed/distance factor.

And let's pretend you never heard me say that.


So it's more about the velocity of an unladen swallow?

quickWit
06-24-2009, 09:09 PM
So it's more about the velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

LorelieBrown
06-24-2009, 09:10 PM
African or European?

African swallows are non-migratory.

aadams73
06-24-2009, 09:13 PM
African or European?

Those are the birds that bring no baby. Unlike storks.

I'm going back to work now before I get my butt kicked. Srsly.

Kaiser-Kun
06-24-2009, 09:15 PM
Okay, listen up you unedumacated brats! 'Cuz I'm only saying this once and then you're off to the thin line that separates us from AIDS and unwanted pregnancies!

Sex-Ed with Unca Kaiser

First you need to learn that you're at an age where things change. You've probably noticed your stuff down there's getting bigger. That's because you're growing. If it isn't getting bigger, then

http://startswithabang.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/simpsons_nelson_haha3.jpg

Now that we've clarified that, here's the top 10 of things you need to know:

1.- The masculine condom's supposed to be over your penis, boys. Not inside the mouth or vagoo of the lady.
2.- Nothing, absolutely NOTHING happens if you masturbate. That rash in your palm is probably because you didn't washed hands after visiting the cuddly pets shop.*
3.- Every condom is for one use ONLY. So don't try to wash it and use it again, buy another one, you cheapskater.
4.- Ladies, if your man claims he won't use a condom because they're too small for him, he's lying. All condoms are designed to stretch to Kaiser size, which is the biggest measure in the planet.
5.- A woman's boobs won't grow up or sag when after touched. Manboobs won't, either, but nobody would want to touch those anyway.*
6.- The only infallible anticonceptive method is abstinence. But sooner or later you'll stop using it, so carry a goddamn condom with ya.
7.- Stimulating your genitals with your hands won't cause the sudden mutation-falling off of either of them.*
8.- Porno movies are not a 100% accurate portrayal of human bodies. Yes ladies, boys don't always grow that big. And boys, get real: those aren't real.
9.- Wear a condom before ejaculating, for God's sake.*
10.- Enjoy it, damn it. Your thingies are in there for a reason.



*Questions asked by an alarming number of people.

LorelieBrown
06-24-2009, 09:19 PM
Yes ladies, boys don't always grow that big



*uncontrollable sobs*

Kaiser-Kun
06-24-2009, 09:20 PM
*uncontrollable sobs*

Sorry. God broke the mold after he made me.

aadams73
06-24-2009, 09:22 PM
Yes ladies, boys don't always grow that big. And boys, get real: those aren't real.


So many hopes and dreams, shattered.

LorelieBrown
06-24-2009, 09:22 PM
Sorry. God broke the mold after he made me.


Isn't that generally what one does with a sub-standard product? ;)

Kaiser-Kun
06-24-2009, 09:24 PM
Isn't that generally what one does with a sub-standard product? ;)

No, he dropped it and since then all men are grown with half my size.

quickWit
06-24-2009, 09:24 PM
First you need to learn that you're at an age where things change. You've probably noticed your stuff down there's getting bigger.

Aren't WE a little full of ourselves? I mean, you're a nice guy and all, but come on. :D


Nothing, absolutely NOTHING happens if you masturbate.

I don't think you're doing it properly.


Every condom is for one use ONLY.

Not true. I use them to make balloon animals. I also use them to cover my bald head on rainy days.

Kaiser-Kun
06-24-2009, 09:27 PM
Not true. I use them to make balloon animals. I also use them to cover my bald head on rainy days.

True, but then you can't use it to protect your shining pillar of manhood, because it'd be too embarassing to shield it with a bunny-shaped balloon.

...I've tried.

LorelieBrown
06-24-2009, 09:29 PM
Not true. I use them to make balloon animals. I also use them to cover my bald head on rainy days.

They're a spectacular fail as water balloons, however.

Jersey Chick
06-24-2009, 09:34 PM
**raises hand**

vagoo??? That does NOT sound like something I either have or want.

:D

quickWit
06-24-2009, 09:40 PM
**raises hand**

vagoo??? That does NOT sound like something I either have or want.

:D

Remember 'The Big Vagoo' from Laverne and Shirley?

*sings*

I could have gone from rags to riches...

aadams73
06-24-2009, 09:40 PM
**raises hand**

vagoo??? That does NOT sound like something I either have or want.

:D

Really! They have antibiotics for that, srsly.

Jersey Chick
06-24-2009, 09:59 PM
Is there anything they don't have antibiotics for?


:ROFL: over the Big Vagoo.....

NeuroFizz
06-24-2009, 10:12 PM
Nope. It's criss-cross-applesauce now.
Apples everywhere are offended.



4.- Ladies, if your man claims he won't use a condom because they're too small for him, he's lying. All condoms are designed to stretch to Kaiser size, which is the biggest measure in the planet.

Okay, like what if it takes, like, so much skin, and I, like, can't bend my fingers or knees or elbows, and I can only lay down because it, like, takes so much blood my pressure drops and I'll, like pass out? Then, do they have a condom, you know, big enough?

Okay, okay. And can God, like, make a condom big enough for anything, but you know, still bust it?

Kaiser-Kun
06-24-2009, 10:17 PM
Okay, okay. And can God, like, make a condom big enough for anything, but you know, still bust it?

Jesus was an accident. *runs away as he notices the angry mob carrying pitchforks*

Fokker Aeroplanbau
06-24-2009, 10:24 PM
Hehehe, spermi. Hehe.

NeuroFizz
06-24-2009, 10:42 PM
reductio ad absurdam

Spill the seed
of homunculi
and animacules,
to turn inward for the
seed their homunculi,
of stacking dolls
sperm-in-sperm,
all the arrogant world
to impregnate

Spill the seed for
the lilin await,
more of their own
to make

Spill the seed
on fortune's fate
and never again
seek Jung's plate

LorelieBrown
06-24-2009, 10:46 PM
Apples everywhere are offended.



Did they catch me eating their sliced brethren? (Mighty good with peanut butter.)

quickWit
06-24-2009, 10:55 PM
Did they catch me eating their sliced brethren?

You mean they were circumcised?

Freakay.

Jersey Chick
06-24-2009, 10:58 PM
Have you ever seen an uncircumised apple?

Egads, there's a sentence I never thought I'd type.

benbradley
06-24-2009, 11:05 PM
Okay, but can we change the thread subject to say "Explicit Sex-Ed Lesson?" People who don't recognize the word "puberts" may have skipped this thread, and they're likely the ones who need to read it. Advertising the lurid contents will lure them in.

Mela
06-24-2009, 11:06 PM
thingies.

snort
you said thingies
hee hee hee

aadams73
06-24-2009, 11:12 PM
Have you ever seen an uncircumised apple?

Egads, there's a sentence I never thought I'd type.

:roll:

There's nothing like a good circumcision conversation while I'm eating lunch.

quickWit
06-24-2009, 11:30 PM
Who knew fresh produce were (was?) spiritual?

aadams73
06-24-2009, 11:34 PM
I'm having second thoughts about eating this banana now.

Perhaps I'll go downstairs and slice it...

LorelieBrown
06-24-2009, 11:41 PM
Perhaps I'll go downstairs and slice it...


Flavored what now?

spamwarrior
06-24-2009, 11:43 PM
You guys crack me up!

aadams73
06-24-2009, 11:50 PM
I can't believe scarletpeaches is missing this conversation. She must be ill.

*waits with bated breath for Miz Peaches' views on circumcision and produce*

quickWit
06-24-2009, 11:52 PM
I'm sure she'll turnip sooner or later.







:roll:


Sore. Funneh.

aadams73
06-25-2009, 12:25 AM
I'm sure she'll turnip sooner or later.



I'm bitter because I didn't think of that.

quickWit
06-25-2009, 12:30 AM
I'm bitter because I didn't think of that.

That snot why your' bitter, aadams. Yore knot fooling anyone.

aadams73
06-25-2009, 12:39 AM
Oh yeah? So why am I really bitter?

That's prolly a question for Dr. Manix.

quickWit
06-25-2009, 12:47 AM
Oh yeah? So why am I really bitter?

you'r'e turnip intolerant.

Jersey Chick
06-25-2009, 01:01 AM
This is why I can't eat a banana if anyone else is in the room...




or is that TMI?

quickWit
06-25-2009, 01:05 AM
This is why I can't eat a banana if anyone else is in the room...




or is that TMI?

Why? It snot like every time a guy sees a chick eating a banana his thoughts go to a dark, naughty, sinful place or nuthin'.

:)

Marcus
06-25-2009, 01:10 AM
our kids are still pretty young but their use of the word penis and vagina is pretty common. We are trying to teach them in such a way that will prevent them from feeling like "sexuality" is something taboo. Its really not.

Last time I was in Cally visiting I said penis in front of my Mom and she Cringed. I started saying something that required her to participate in the conversasion, i can't remember what it was about but that I jumped on her about the fact she wasn't comfortable even using the word penis or vagina in front of me... I was like, "MOM! There isn't anything wrong with the words, they aren't bad words..." as I proceeded to give her the eyebrow workout stare down.

dclary
06-25-2009, 01:10 AM
Pu-Bert was my favorite video game as a lad.

aadams73
06-25-2009, 01:12 AM
you'r'e turnip intolerant.

That's our little secret, bunneh.


This is why I can't eat a banana if anyone else is in the room...


I can't either. Not without laughing and choking.

Jersey Chick
06-25-2009, 02:11 AM
Why? It snot like every time a guy sees a chick eating a banana his thoughts go to a dark, naughty, sinful place or nuthin'.

:)

Yeah, you menfolk have pretty much ruined ice cream cones for me, too.

PERVERTS!!!


:D



j/k on the whole pervert thing....

or am i?

Marcus
06-25-2009, 02:18 AM
Yeah, you menfolk have pretty much ruined ice cream cones for me, too.

PERVERTS!!!


:D



j/k on the whole pervert thing....

or am i?

whats wrong with being perverted? Perverted is a matter of perspective anyway..

scarletpeaches
06-25-2009, 02:23 AM
Sick? Mostly I just feel sleepy.

And I haven't lost my hand. Yet. But I bet scarletpeaches has.

Hey!

I can't believe I only just saw this! :ROFL:

And, uh...yeah. Why do you think I have a porn Colin Farrell shelf in my DVD cupboard?


Yes.

Ask them if they don't think they're girlfriend/boyfriend is worth a dollar or not? (You can also get them on sale. I got a 36 count box for less than 10 bucks.)

Maybe you mean, "Is she worth a buck?"

*snerk*

I'm, like, totes mature.


I can't believe scarletpeaches is missing this conversation. She must be ill.

*waits with bated breath for Miz Peaches' views on circumcision and produce*

Circumcision, you said?

I'm a cut above such things.

Jersey Chick
06-25-2009, 03:29 AM
whats wrong with being perverted? Perverted is a matter of perspective anyway..

I didn't say there was anything wrong. I just said perverts.



Hmmm..... ;)

LorelieBrown
06-25-2009, 03:31 AM
our kids are still pretty young but their use of the word penis and vagina is pretty common.

Yeah.....good luck with that.

I've always taught my boys it's their penis and testicles. In fact, 2 years ago, someone was hitching my eldest into a rock climbing harness & when they asked if his "package" was ok, he didn't have a clue what they meant. That's all gone now. Now apparently the whole area is their "wiener."

Oh joy.

aadams73
06-25-2009, 03:37 AM
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n200/aadams73/0_28538_da5ce73a_XL.jpg

LorelieBrown
06-25-2009, 03:40 AM
I know some people are into some pretty kinky stuff, but I never woulda guessed you were one of them, aadams. Do they even work after you skin 'em?

aadams73
06-25-2009, 03:44 AM
I know some people are into some pretty kinky stuff, but I never woulda guessed you were one of them, aadams. Do they even work after you skin 'em?

:ROFL:

Hey, I'm just the messenger. I don't care if mine are skinned or not.

scarletpeaches
06-25-2009, 03:50 AM
Let's all count the wieners!

One skin...two skin...three skin...

aadams73
06-25-2009, 03:52 AM
I can't count higher than three. :(

Jersey Chick
06-25-2009, 04:16 AM
*snerk**


somanyjokesrunningthrougheadthatheadsgonnaassplode !

benbradley
06-25-2009, 04:44 AM
Where's the nearest Mexican restaurant, I'm all of a sudden hungry for a taco.

Silver King
06-25-2009, 05:35 AM
I imagine most of the younger set among us are too sophisticated to take some of the "advice" offered in this thread.

A more direct approach, such as was offered by my parents, would go something like this before a date:

Mom, to her boys, "Keep your dick in your pants at all times!"

Dad, to his girls, "Keep your legs crossed and your panties on at all times!"

That didn't stop us from fooling around, only we kept hearing their voices screaming at us during the deed, which didn't help the process one bit.

That reminds me of an old joke you can tell kids when they start dating:

What two things in the air will help to get a girl pregnant?






























Her legs. :D