Woman cards: Cash in here

COUNT ME IN!!!

I kind of dislike clothes shopping. I just run into the store, grab anything off the shelves, pay, and run out. I can't stay there for more than 15 minutes. My eyes glaze over and I wander off and go look at the books or the DVD sections or the notebook section.

George Clooney does nothing for me.

Neither does Brad Pitt.

Or Tom Cruise.

Or Edward Cullen.

I hate shopping. How women shop for "fun" in a mystery to me.

Baby showers are boring.

I don't see what the big deal is about Matthew McConnoughy. He seems like a creep.

I thought The Notebook was the corniest movie ever.

I don't polish my nails, get manicures or pedicures.

Nylons are stupid!

Diamonds are a waste of money.

I shop online. No need to see what it looks like out in a strange place.

Clooney's had surgery. YUCK!

Come to think of it, what celeb hasn't?

I'd rather play video games than watch Oprah or RR. The only reason I know when they're on is because that's when I'm at the gym.

I'd rather be writing. If I'm not writing, I'd rather be on the water.

*snags her whiskey bottle and heads to her office.*

spamwarrior said:

George Clooney does nothing for me.

Neither does Brad Pitt.

Or Tom Cruise.

Or Edward Cullen.

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Count me in.

Hate shopping, like watching sport, never wanted kids, wank a lot, collect porn...

*scratches nuts*

Someone get me a beer and a sammich!

I watch Oprah, only when I want to snark on something stupid she said.

I forget to polish my nails. I've been meaning to put polish on them for a month but I'd rather sit here and do stuff.

I listen to stoner metal.

I check out men and women in the street.

You know when I'm looking dreamy and intellectual? I'm actually playing "Fuck or Die" in my head.

Me too, I think.

I have one pair of shoes, I give them two weeks before they can talk coherently.
Clooney doesn't do it for me, but I don't mind his acting. There are much, much worse out there.
I hate spending money, I became sick before from seeing how much someone else had spent shopping.
Diamonds are a waste of money, but they are my birthstone too...
My best years were in the Army.
I don't do much "girly" except that I wear makeup, but that's just cause it looks friggin great, sometimes.
I've never had a mani or pedi, and if I paint my nails it's because they are fragile to the point that I must.
*grabs bottle of vodka and heads back to the Pub*

I'm a damn good plumber (thanks, Dad.)

I live in jeans. I own two dresses - one for warm weather, one for cool weather.

I love sports - baseball, football, & hockey - in that order and yes, I even understand hockey.

The last time I wore nail polish was my brother's wedding - 7 years ago. When my nails get too long, I cut them otherwise I can't type.

I can do a tune up, change my own oil, etc - and would rather do it myself than pay someone, but my car's under warranty, so I do neither now.

Tom Cruise - blech

Brad Pitt - don't get the big deal. blech

I only know who Edward Cullen is because of AW.

I don't like chick flicks (with the exception of When Harry Met Sally because that came out before there was any such thing as chick flicks)

My mom gave me a tool set for my 19th b-day, I still have it and it's still the best gift I've ever got. I've got a socket wrench and socket for every occasion.

I know what a socket and socket wrench are.

I don't like to giggle and gossip, but I'd rather write any day of the week.

I do like shoes, but I only shop for clothes for me when absolutely necessary.

but i do have a massive hugh jackman obsession.

scarletpeaches said:

*scratches nuts*

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I'm woman enough to want to scratch someone else's nuts.

Go on love. And while you're down there...

Jersey Chick said:

but i do have a massive hugh jackman obsession.

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I know men with massive Hughsessions, so that's universal, I'd say.

scarletpeaches said:

Go on love. And while you're down there...

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Oh man, I am so NOT sucking your girl balls. But Colin might.

I am not EVEN going to list the reasons why my "woman card" was revoked a long, long time ago...

I write sex to thrash metal.
I have as many pairs of steel toed boots as I do high heels.
I see my kid every other weekend.
The only thing I collect is skulls.
I like other women's boobs.
Mmmmm.... steak.
I like movies that take place in outer space, have explosions, car chases, and lots of weapons and blood.

Jersey Chick said:

but i do have a massive hugh jackman obsession.

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Really? We couldn't guess.

I despise shopping, especially for clothes or shoes. Unless it's a bookstore, and then I'm there for hours.

George Clooney doesn't do it for me, either. I think Brad Pitt is funny-looking. Tom Cruise is downright ugly to me and I've never understood why women go nuts over him. Edward Cullen is a fictional character, and I like my men to be warm to the touch, thankyouverymuch.

I like fishing and camping. I'm not scared of getting dirty or working at a dirty job (Mike Rowe is sexy as hell).

I wear makeup so rarely that I've had to switch to powder foundation because the liquid stuff goes all crusty in the bottle before I ever get it used.

I have worn nail polish a handful of times in my whole life. It was a hassle every time.

I'd rather sit in front of the TV with a beer than go out for frilly, sugary foo-foo drinks.

plblblblt!

**that's me giving a raspberry**



ETA: this friendly raspberry is aimed at Elincoln, who's on to my superseekrithughcrush

Elincoln said:

Really? We couldn't guess.

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Psst...I quite like Colin Farrell.

I agree with everything said above.

1) Never had a "mani" or a "pedi". Seems like a waste of money and I don't like people touching me, much less sanding, buffing or polishing me. Weird!

2) I hate shopping. I make a list, get in, and get out.

3) I don't like buying clothes, mostly because everything I try on feels uncomfortable: sweatpants or jeans and a t-shirt.

4) I don't like George Clooney, Brad Pitt, or any of the other standard male actors. (Clive Owen? I will plead the fifth...)

5) Twilight is stupid.

6) I don't like salads. Or martinis.

7) I hate children and if I never see another baby as long as I live, I will be ecstatic. It pisses me off because babies are just mini versions of the douchebags we encounter every day.

8) I NEVER cry in movies. Ever. And I hate sad movies because I feel like I'm being "played". I don't like it when people try to manipulate my emotions. (Why I hate country music.)

9) I don't own a dress, a skirt, or any variant thereof. Including heels.

10) I don't think boys are stupid, and I don't treat my boyfriend like he's a wild animal that needs to be trained, or talk down to him. (I hate it when women do that!)

...This list is really long.

scarletpeaches said:

Psst...I quite like Colin Farrell.

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No! You're lying! I don't believe a word of it!