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Marcus
06-23-2009, 12:48 AM
my personal favorite is the Air Raid siren. Seriously, can you imagine trying to listen to some Nelly or some Metalica or some Bach loud enough to shake the walls and an

Air Raid Siren starts up on the floor above you!

For the purposes of the thread, lets try to keep the illegal malicious stuff to a minimum, wouldn't want to be promoting felonies, though i have plenty of suggestions on that note too...

The other one that is my personal favorite is to hook up the brightest lights you can find and point them directly into the window and have them activated by a certain sound level. When the sound goes off the lights go out, that should get the point across really quick too. and hey if the neighbor decides that they need to break the lights you can call the cops and press charges for destruction of property, make sure you get pictures of it with a close circuit camera! :)

Could always cook up some brownies and load them with laxatives, but i guess that would be illegal too... :( and that assumes the downstairs person would actually eat them considering their confrontational relationship...

So on that note, lets hear all your inventive ways that you think scarletpeaches could use to mess with her downstairs neighbor.

Kitty Pryde
06-23-2009, 12:49 AM
Annoy Your Neighbors: Volume 1 (http://www.prankplace.com/annoyCD.htm), the CD

quickWit
06-23-2009, 12:58 AM
She could be herself.






teh horror...


:D

scarletpeaches
06-23-2009, 01:00 AM
I love you guys.

Except for quickWit, who needs to die now.

quickWit
06-23-2009, 01:05 AM
I love you guys.

Except for quickWit, who needs to die now.

That stings.


Terribly.

scarletpeaches
06-23-2009, 01:05 AM
Not half as much as this egg whisk will.

Mr Flibble
06-23-2009, 01:07 AM
On the bed?

Or maybe in the shower.

Take pics please.

scarletpeaches
06-23-2009, 01:08 AM
My neighbour is a woman.

And I don't 'do' women.

*cough*

Marcus
06-23-2009, 01:09 AM
haha wasn't the direction i was hoping the thread would go!

quickWit
06-23-2009, 01:10 AM
My neighbour is a woman.

And I don't 'do' women.

*cough*

For a second there I thought you were Cray.


Carry on.

scarletpeaches
06-23-2009, 01:10 AM
I'm thinking of nailing a dead rabbit to her door.

Marcus
06-23-2009, 01:11 AM
I'm thinking of nailing a dead rabbit to her door.

make sure it has maggots first! its too bad you live in the same house otherwise i would suggest installing a roach nest in the walls...

quickWit
06-23-2009, 01:12 AM
I'm thinking of nailing a dead rabbit to her door.

Dear Peaches,

Please stop coming on to me.

Respectfully Yours,

q

Millicent M'Lady
06-23-2009, 01:13 AM
I hear tapping dancing might be making a comeback round about SP's place...:D

Congrats on getting the decibel meter though- hopefully that sorts the inconsiderate twats out.

Mr Flibble
06-23-2009, 01:13 AM
haha wasn't the direction i was hoping the thread would go!


It has me and SP in it - there was only one way it could go.

I once managed to turn a thread from JR Hartley's book the Art of Fly Fishing into one about phallic symbols in a single post. *is proud*


My neighbour is a woman.

And I don't 'do' women.

*cough*


Do her boyfriend?

KTC
06-23-2009, 01:16 AM
Singles out a member! Shut it down with alacrity. As in post haste. Now. Not later. This minute!

PS...she can always just knock on their door and say hi. That would bug the shit out of me.

aadams73
06-23-2009, 01:16 AM
Does she have a dog?

Mr Flibble
06-23-2009, 01:17 AM
Does she have a dog?

Oh that is just WRONG!

Not even SP would do that

I think.

quickWit
06-23-2009, 01:17 AM
KTC gets extry points for using 'alacrity' in a post. That's the secret AW word for the day!

Marcus
06-23-2009, 01:17 AM
Does she have a dog?

please no dog violence. :Soapbox::cry:

Button
06-23-2009, 01:18 AM
Legal ways to annoy your neighbors without them ever figuring out it must have been you and possibly get rid of them: Smells - Probably one of the worst, and certain liquids can be applied, and left invisibly. Example. (http://www.liquidass.com/neighbor_revenge.html)

Elusive and annoying.

KTC
06-23-2009, 01:18 AM
KTC gets extry points for using 'alacrity' in a post. That's the secret AW word for the day!

ooh! Can I redeem the points for something worthy? Like perhaps a kick in the teeth with a frozen mukluk?

scarletpeaches
06-23-2009, 01:21 AM
Singles out a member! Shut it down with alacrity. As in post haste. Now. Not later. This minute!

PS...she can always just knock on their door and say hi. That would bug the shit out of me.


No need. A mod could change the title to something like "How to get revenge on a noisy neighbour."

So there. Threadkiller!

quickWit
06-23-2009, 01:21 AM
ooh! Can I redeem the points for something worthy? Like perhaps a kick in the teeth with a frozen mukluk?

But of course!










*Offer not valid in NY, NJ, DE, MN, ME, OH, PA, TX, ND, SD, NC, SC, and CANADADA*

Marcus
06-23-2009, 01:21 AM
Legal ways to annoy your neighbors without them ever figuring out it must have been you and possibly get rid of them: Smells - Probably one of the worst, and certain liquids can be applied, and left invisibly. Example. (http://www.liquidass.com/neighbor_revenge.html)

Elusive and annoying.

WOW i will have to put this thread on my tracked list so i can reference it in the future! one of the customer comments was hilarious! :roll:

Marcus
06-23-2009, 01:22 AM
I had no idea i violated a rule. guess i know now...

As Dave Chapell would say, "I pleeeead tha Fif!"

Button
06-23-2009, 01:23 AM
But of course!










*Offer not valid in NY, NJ, DE, MN, ME, OH, PA, TX, ND, SD, NC, SC, and CANADADA*

Good thing he lives in Canada, and not in Canadada, wherever that place is.

scarletpeaches
06-23-2009, 01:24 AM
I had no idea i violated a rule. guess i know now...

As Dave Chapell would say, "I pleeeead tha Fif!"

Ah, it's just KTC being an arse. Kick him in the mukluk.

I don't think it's an official rule so much as something we avoid, but like I said, if you ask a mod to change the thread title, I'm sure they would.

KTC
06-23-2009, 01:26 AM
No need. A mod could change the title to something like "How to get revenge on a noisy neighbour."

So there. Threadkiller!

Don't yell in purple. It's offensive.

KTC
06-23-2009, 01:26 AM
I had no idea i violated a rule. guess i know now...

As Dave Chapell would say, "I pleeeead tha Fif!"


I do it every single time. It is my duty.

KTC
06-23-2009, 01:28 AM
But of course!










*Offer not valid in NY, NJ, DE, MN, ME, OH, PA, TX, ND, SD, NC, SC, and CANADADA*

Thank God I have no idea what this Canadada thing is. Seems as though the offer is valid in my neck of the woods.

aadams73
06-23-2009, 01:36 AM
My neighbour is a woman.

And I don't 'do' women.

*cough*

Scissor her. You know you want to.

scarletpeaches
06-23-2009, 01:46 AM
Scissor her. You know you want to.

I love you so hard.

Marcus
06-23-2009, 01:55 AM
I love you so hard.

seriously? I thought that was a man's expression. :poke:Though on subject, PLEASE get the liquid ASS and tell us how it works! i'm watching youtube vids of people pranking with it... i'm so going to get some just to mess with people!

aadams73
06-23-2009, 03:23 AM
I love you so hard.

If I was Colin Farrell, I'd totally do you.

scarletpeaches
06-23-2009, 03:23 AM
That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me.

aadams73
06-23-2009, 03:26 AM
That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me.

I am a very romantic person. *sniffle*

bettielee
06-23-2009, 03:27 AM
This isn't just about sparklepeaches, we've all been asked to enjoy.

I am enjoying this.

A lot.

aadams73
06-23-2009, 03:32 AM
If I was Colin Farrell I'd be true to scarletpeaches, sorry. I'm faithful to the bitter end.

Kaiser-Kun
06-23-2009, 03:33 AM
Ah, but would she like to screw with her neighbor if her neighbor was Colin Farrell? Huh? Huh?

aadams73
06-23-2009, 03:33 AM
Ah, but would she like to screw with her neighbor if her neighbor was Colin Farrell? Huh? Huh?

Is this a trick question?

Kaiser-Kun
06-23-2009, 03:38 AM
Is this a trick question?

No hablo inglÚs! Me gusta comer globos verdes. OuO

mscelina
06-23-2009, 03:43 AM
Get a copy of her car key made and move her car to a different parking spot at night after she goes to bed.

every night.

*grin*

I guarantee this works. I would move my college roommate's car one parking lot over every night, so in the morning she'd get up and *presto!* no car. Watching her reaction to that every morning made my sophomore year a hell of a lot of fun.

aadams73
06-23-2009, 04:07 AM
Put shrimp/prawns in her curtain rods.

Kaiser-Kun
06-23-2009, 04:10 AM
Change the position of the little flag in her mailbox. That way she'll never know if she has mail! Hahahahaha!!

scarletpeaches
06-23-2009, 04:12 AM
We have letterboxes in this country. That's so (in theory) only the recipient has access to said mail.

scarletpeaches
06-23-2009, 04:12 AM
Put shrimp/prawns in her curtain rods.

Yes, I would, but...I DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO HER HOUSE, YOU DINK!

Kaiser-Kun
06-23-2009, 04:14 AM
Just use your laser vision to vaporize her when she exits her house, then.

scarletpeaches
06-23-2009, 04:25 AM
Why didn't I think of that?!

Kaiser-Kun
06-23-2009, 04:30 AM
Why didn't I think of that?!

Because you don't have as much experience screwing with other people as I have. Nobody screws people like I do.

Komnena
06-23-2009, 05:14 AM
Give money to the Communist Party in her name.

aadams73
06-23-2009, 05:18 AM
Sign her up for lots of magazines and catalogs. Especially THOSE kind.

scarletpeaches
06-23-2009, 05:22 AM
I don't want to encourage her. I've already had to listen to her play hide the sausage with some random suitor(s).

KTC
06-23-2009, 05:27 AM
throw a baboon in her apartment and hold the door closed. it'll be sink or swim, baby. if she has a face left after that encounter, she'll be a lucky son of a bitch.

scarletpeaches
06-23-2009, 06:05 AM
Jesus. That has got to be the funniest post I've read in a long time.

Can't...breathe...

thethinker42
06-23-2009, 06:08 AM
throw a baboon in her apartment and hold the door closed. it'll be sink or swim, baby. if she has a face left after that encounter, she'll be a lucky son of a bitch.

Given some of the sounds SP has described coming from that apartment, I think one of the neighbors may have already tried this. And failed.

scarletpeaches
06-23-2009, 06:09 AM
I now have some beautiful images in my head.

"Lemme out! Lemme outta here you bitch!"
*holds door shut*
"OOG OOG OOG!" - "Oh my god; my face! My face!"

:ROFL:

KTC
06-23-2009, 06:14 AM
I need a face!

scarletpeaches
06-23-2009, 06:16 AM
You won't want hers after the baboon's eaten it.

KTC
06-23-2009, 06:17 AM
You won't want hers after the baboon's eaten it.

I don't do regurgitated faces. I just don't do them.

scarletpeaches
06-23-2009, 06:18 AM
Well we must find you another!

How about the baboons?

KTC
06-23-2009, 06:19 AM
Well we must find you another!

How about the baboons?

It's too close to his ass. Those face wrinkles would most certainly emit a most odoriferous odor. No thank you.

scarletpeaches
06-23-2009, 06:21 AM
Even if you end up with his ass, remember = it's shitting out my neighbour's face.

KTC
06-23-2009, 06:22 AM
Even if you end up with his ass, remember = it's shitting out my neighbour's face.


I just can't get away from her. I hear she pisses you off too?

thethinker42
06-23-2009, 06:22 AM
Even if you end up with his ass, remember = it's shitting out my neighbour's face.

Quoted for posterior posterity.

scarletpeaches
06-23-2009, 06:23 AM
I can't even blame that last post on crack. I'm stone-cold sober and drug-free.

KTC
06-23-2009, 06:24 AM
I can't even blame that last post on crack. I'm stone-cold sober and drug-free.

Yeah, but when you see a baboon shitting out your neighbor's face...you're gonna talk about it. Don't feel bad.

thethinker42
06-23-2009, 06:25 AM
Yeah, but when you see a baboon shitting out your neighbor's face...you're gonna talk about it. Don't feel bad.

Can't...breathe...laughing...tears...

scarletpeaches
06-23-2009, 06:26 AM
Yeah, but when you see a baboon shitting out your neighbor's face...you're gonna talk about it. Don't feel bad.

I'm about to say something serious.

No joke.

Kevin.

You get funnier every post. I'm seriously crying with laughter here.

I wish we'd had this conversation over the weekend, but hey, now I'm starting to crawl out of my depression again, this is exactly what I need.

Baboons shitting out faces FTW! :D

scarletpeaches
06-23-2009, 06:51 AM
Hahahahahahahah Mr Penisfish changed the thread title!!!! :ROFL:

Oh god...can't...breathe...just broke...another...rib...

thethinker42
06-23-2009, 07:01 AM
I tried eating a baboon's face once, but my digestive tract did an about face and it all came back up.

KTC
06-23-2009, 01:13 PM
Did it come out face first?

aadams73
06-23-2009, 01:29 PM
Yeah, but when you see a baboon shitting out your neighbor's face...you're gonna talk about it. Don't feel bad.

*Chokes to death*

Damn you! I think I just peed a little.