When you have an engineer coming up to fit a decibel meter...

scarletpeaches · Jun 22, 2009

Try not to leave a lever-arch file open on the settee if it's turned to the chapter of your manuscript involving man-on-man...

...er...

Highlight to view rude bit: ...fellatio. End of rude bit.

That is all.

Now he'll think I'm a perv.

Bmwhtly · Jun 22, 2009

scarletpeaches said:
Now he'll think I'm a perv.

And you don't want him knowing the real you?

scarletpeaches · Jun 22, 2009

When you say 'the real you', to which of my thirty-seven personalities do you refer?

Ken · Jun 22, 2009

... good to hear you're working on a manuscript.

scarletpeaches · Jun 22, 2009

Hark at Ken, being all writerly and sensible in Office Party of all places.

Ken · Jun 22, 2009

... somebody in this comedy fest has got to play the straight man ;-)

Bmwhtly · Jun 22, 2009

scarletpeaches said:
When you say 'the real you', to which of my thirty-seven personalities do you refer?

Any of them (apart from that one who called the other week. She's just scary)

aadams73 · Jun 22, 2009

scarletpeaches said:
Now he'll think I'm a perv.

Was he hot?

scarletpeaches · Jun 22, 2009

He had tattoos. He was vaguely do-able if it was in the dark or you were facing away from him.

I can't believe I said that.

Oh wait, yes I can.

Note to self: don't get this thread locked.

Ken · Jun 22, 2009

scarletpeaches said:
He was vaguely do-able if ... you were facing away from him.

... if he was entertained by the male/male passage he might prefer doing it in this manner.

Opps. I'm slipping here. Gotta get back in character and adopt my prim and proper persona. :-I

And now without further ado I will depart from this thread and remain outraged by its presence whilst it remains on the message board.

;-)

quickWit · Jun 22, 2009

scarletpeaches said:
He had tattoos. He was vaguely do-able if it was in the dark or you were facing away from him.

That reads like an exerpt from Cray's journal.

Bmwhtly · Jun 22, 2009

scarletpeaches said:
you were facing away from him.

aadams73 · Jun 22, 2009

scarletpeaches said:
He had tattoos. He was vaguely do-able if it was in the dark or you were facing away from him.

I think I dated him.

quickWit · Jun 22, 2009

aadams73 said:
I think I dated him.

Gee, what are the odds?

I kid, I kid.

scarletpeaches · Jun 22, 2009

aadams73 said:
I think I dated him.

Come to think of it, he did have a vague odour of turnips about him.

aadams73 · Jun 22, 2009

quickWit said:
Gee, what are the odds?

*tosses the bunny in the oven, sets the thermostat to broil*

Bmwhtly · Jun 22, 2009

scarletpeaches said:
he did have a vague odour of turnips about him.

Hmmm... was he a Lotus engineer?

Adam · Jun 22, 2009

7 hours late, I turn up to the thread.

All the funny comments are taken and someone's emptied the fridge of booze.

scarletpeaches · Jun 22, 2009

You could always ask to read the chapter in question?

Oh wait. You have.

Adam · Jun 22, 2009

NOM NOM NOM

*cough*

I mean, yes I have.

spamwarrior · Jun 22, 2009

*runs away laughing*

Deleted member 42 · Jun 22, 2009

Ken said:
... somebody in this comedy fest has got to play the straight man ;-)

Egregious punning -- careful.

scarletpeaches · Jun 22, 2009

I love a woman who uses the word 'egregious'.

bettielee · Jun 22, 2009

sorry, Adam, but you missed one:

Ken said:
... somebody in this comedy fest has got to play the straight man ;-)

Especially where sparklepeaches novels are concerned...

Ken · Jun 22, 2009

on my way to dictionary.com look up what 'egregious' (gulp gulp) means ...

yep; suppose it was :-(

When you have an engineer coming up to fit a decibel meter...

scarletpeaches

Bmwhtly

Yes, I'm back.

scarletpeaches

Ken

scarletpeaches

Ken

Bmwhtly

Yes, I'm back.

aadams73

A Work in Progress

scarletpeaches

Ken

quickWit

Totally Ninja!

Bmwhtly

Yes, I'm back.

aadams73

A Work in Progress

quickWit

Totally Ninja!

scarletpeaches

aadams73

A Work in Progress

Bmwhtly

Yes, I'm back.

Adam

Not dead.

scarletpeaches

Adam

Not dead.

spamwarrior

rewriting.

Deleted member 42

scarletpeaches

bettielee

I'm a sparkly fairy princess!

Ken