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Mr Flibble
06-21-2009, 05:14 PM
Yes, I'm having a Meldrew day. But by Odin's crusty left nutsack I want to stab the telly.

It's midsummer. Summer solstice ( happy solstice btw). It's hot. There's a BBQ just firing up outside. And what advert have I just seen?




A bloody catalogue for christmas! Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!11eleven!!!!!


*hacks at telly with scramasax*

Perks
06-21-2009, 05:18 PM
Sonofacrap.

I hate that nonsense. Boycott whatever they're selling.

scarletpeaches
06-21-2009, 05:18 PM
By Frigga's infested labia!

I don't blame thee!

Mr Flibble
06-21-2009, 05:25 PM
Boycott whatever they're selling.

Well it's all tat anyway lol. But selling christmas decorations in June....Hel's soggy knickers!

Adam
06-21-2009, 06:00 PM
Eep!!!

Happy solstice. :)

Button
06-21-2009, 09:56 PM
And to think I got peeved at Walmart putting up Christmas decoration sales the week before Halloween...

I'm sure companies would come up with a Summer Christmas holiday just because.

I love Christmas, it's my favorite, but... once a year only, please.

bettielee
06-21-2009, 10:04 PM
It was the end of times.... it was the worst of times....

BigWords
06-21-2009, 10:07 PM
We need more large holidays. One every week, just to keep the shops busy. If they are too worked up trying to figure out if this month's 'big thing' is chocolate grenades, floral displays in the shape of spaceships or people dressed as frogs handing out sour candy, then they might spend less time coming up with adverts months in advance of the fact.

Beatlemas. Twig Day. Easter II: The Sequel. Mid-Summer Moogmas.

What catalogue was it? Parks?

Fenika
06-21-2009, 10:11 PM
Buy now! Remorse later!

Farkin commercialism.

Wait, I know, that will save us from the recession! Christmas! Everyone go spend. You haven't been jolly enough these last five years, thus we suffer.

BigWords
06-21-2009, 10:17 PM
You haven't been jolly enough these last five years, thus we suffer.

I've never been jolly. (And isn't Christopher Biggins jolly enough to make up for those of us who want to be miserable) :D

benbradley
06-21-2009, 10:20 PM
It was the end of times.... it was the worst of times....
It's not the end of times, it's the end of cheap times.

Mr Flibble
06-22-2009, 12:35 AM
What catalogue was it? Parks?

The Studio one.

Christopher Biggins should be shot - he's waaaay too cheerful.

And I am celebrating a holiday. It's solstice!*gets out the wicker man* Roll up, roll up, step right in for the ride of your life.

BigWords
06-22-2009, 12:49 AM
I refuse to even consider buying Christmas presents before the twentieth of December.

scarletpeaches
06-22-2009, 12:51 AM
I don't celebrate Christmas.

Early December, I stock up on as much as I can - tinned goods, packets of food, stuff for the freezer.

As few days before Christmas as I can manage according to opening times and use-by dates, I stock up on bread and milk and other perishables.

And I don't come out 'til January.

Mr Flibble
06-22-2009, 12:55 AM
I don't celebrate christmas either. I celebrate Yule :D


ETA: and SP - I got busted lol.

scarletpeaches
06-22-2009, 12:57 AM
I don't celebrate christmas either. I celebrate Yule :D


ETA: and SP - I got busted lol.

Epic. :D

Mr Flibble
06-22-2009, 12:59 AM
Old Man says you are a wicked, wicked woman....and he likes your style

Luckily he has nothing to be jealous of in that department ;) I knew there was a reason I got married...

BRB

:D

scarletpeaches
06-22-2009, 01:07 AM
Old Man says you are a wicked, wicked woman....and he likes your style

Luckily he has nothing to be jealous of in that department ;) I knew there was a reason I got married...

BRB

:D

Glad to be of service. I hope you both enjoy the fruits of my...well, uh, his...um...you know. :e2brows:

Adam
06-22-2009, 01:12 AM
Um, are you guys talking about what I think you're talking about? :D

I'm pretty sure you are. ;)

scarletpeaches
06-22-2009, 01:14 AM
Yeah, we are. Hahahahahaha SOMEONE got busted! :ROFL:

Histry Nerd
06-22-2009, 01:27 AM
/scribbling notes furiously/
Odin's...crusty...
Frigga's...infested...
Hel's...soggy....

I am so using these. Okay if I change Odin to Woden? And I don't think I can use knickers, either. My guys are Angles, after all....

I'll be sure to mention y'all in the acknowledgements.

HN

scarletpeaches
06-22-2009, 01:28 AM
Don't forget "By the cloudy piss from Thor's leprous Jap's eye!"

You can use that.

Mr Flibble
06-22-2009, 01:30 AM
Thor's foreskin

Loki's black hearted soul

or my personal favourite which is By Odin's chocolate starfish, but that's probably not going to fit in a historical :D And yeah Woden is just another name for the old bugger.

*fans self*

ETA: maybe a more...historically accurate term would be By Odin's ringpiece?

scarletpeaches
06-22-2009, 01:33 AM
By the swollen blue ballbags of Mjollnir!

Yes yes I know. Hammers have genitals too.

Adam
06-22-2009, 01:33 AM
By Hercules' swollen left nut!

(I felt left out.)


ETA: Me and SP both went for swollen nuts at the same time. That's disturbing.

scarletpeaches
06-22-2009, 01:33 AM
Wrong mythology. Pfft.

Mr Flibble
06-22-2009, 01:34 AM
Wrong set of gods sweetheart

But I forgive you, considering :D

ETA: bah, ninja posted by that wicked, wicked lady.

scarletpeaches
06-22-2009, 01:34 AM
Someone's got their happy face on...

Adam
06-22-2009, 01:37 AM
Wrong mythology. Pfft.


Wrong set of gods sweetheart

But I forgive you, considering :D

ETA: bah, ninja posted by that wicked, wicked lady.

Is it?

*Googles*

Balls. Swollen ones.

I'll try again.

"By Sif's itchy left boob!"


(Dat's 'is missus, 'pparently.)

Mr Flibble
06-22-2009, 01:41 AM
(Dat's 'is missus, 'pparently.)

Yup

Is she with hair or without currently?

By Idunn's golden globes!

That's her apples btw.

I wish I could make those squiggly letters on my keyboard.

Histry Nerd
06-22-2009, 01:52 AM
Odin's...chocolate....

What have I done?

Thor's third leg, what have I done?

scarletpeaches
06-22-2009, 01:53 AM
I love how we're helping you to curse in Norse.

Norsecursing!

BenPanced
06-22-2009, 01:57 AM
I refuse to even consider buying Christmas presents before the twentieth of December.
More restraint than I. I'm usually Christmas shopping on Dec. 27.

By Loki's hoary bunghole?

Mr Flibble
06-22-2009, 01:58 AM
Did you know that once there was a prayer spoken in Europe that ended:

God save us from the Northmen?


By Tyr's missing hand!

scarletpeaches
06-22-2009, 02:01 AM
More restraint than I. I'm usually Christmas shopping on Dec. 27.

By Loki's hoary bunghole?

That's hawt.

BenPanced
06-22-2009, 02:01 AM
Asgard Babies! (http://brat-halla.com)

BenPanced
06-22-2009, 02:02 AM
That's hawt.
Usually is.

bettielee
06-22-2009, 02:02 AM
Are you guys still passing that pic of Colin around?

I had no idea what I was starting....

scarletpeaches
06-22-2009, 02:02 AM
We've moved on from photos.

Mr Flibble
06-22-2009, 02:03 AM
Just a tad

I blame SP - she started it! Honest Miss!

bettielee
06-22-2009, 02:04 AM
oh.... animation....

Mr Flibble
06-22-2009, 02:05 AM
Um......


No.

scarletpeaches
06-22-2009, 02:06 AM
Just a tad

I blame SP - she started it! Honest Miss!

I'm only passing on the information I was handed BY SOMEONE ELSE.

Adam
06-22-2009, 02:09 AM
I'm only passing on the information I was handed BY SOMEONE ELSE.

*Whistles inconspicuously.*

scarletpeaches
06-22-2009, 02:10 AM
I think it's wise if we vacate this thread and retire to the drawing room for some brandy, my friend.

Marcus
06-22-2009, 02:11 AM
By Frigga's infested labia!

I've seen one of those before :roll:

Adam
06-22-2009, 02:11 AM
I think it's wise if we vacate this thread and retire to the drawing room for some brandy, my friend.

Swap that pish for whisky and you've got yerself a plan.

Marcus
06-22-2009, 02:12 AM
I think it's wise if we vacate this thread and retire to the drawing room for some brandy, my friend.

I;ll take the vodka hidden in the wall by my alcoholic friend who knew i'd be here.

drinking a W/russian now

bettielee
06-22-2009, 02:49 AM
ha ha! Adam said "pish"

Adam
06-22-2009, 02:52 AM
ha ha! Adam said "pish"

So did you. ;)

aadams73
06-22-2009, 03:00 AM
Pish posh.

Adam
06-22-2009, 03:02 AM
That too. ;)

Death Wizard
06-22-2009, 03:03 AM
I don't celebrate christmas either. I celebrate Yule :D


ETA: and SP - I got busted lol.

I celebrate Christmas by spending a thousand dollars on my kids and getting a tie in return. :)

BenPanced
06-22-2009, 04:39 AM
We've moved on from photos.
So we're up to mime now? Or Braille?

Button
06-22-2009, 06:48 AM
Scarlet Peaches doesn't believe in Santa?

....

Guess I should unwrap this gift and take it back to the store.

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/m/colin_farrell_221007/colin_farrell_05_wenn1631520.jpg

Because a Sandwich is just a Sandwich…But a Manwich is a MEAL!

Button
06-22-2009, 07:07 AM
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h229/KarenWehrstein/pothosxmasgreetings2007.jpg

scarletpeaches
06-22-2009, 01:01 PM
Scarlet Peaches doesn't believe in Santa?

....

Guess I should unwrap this gift and take it back to the store.

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/m/colin_farrell_221007/colin_farrell_05_wenn1631520.jpg

Because a Sandwich is just a Sandwich…But a Manwich is a MEAL!

Colin Farrell...in a book shop...

*dies*

Oh, and...

WANT!

aadams73
06-22-2009, 01:11 PM
Yeah, he is pretty easy on the eyes. :D

scarletpeaches
06-22-2009, 01:15 PM
I've just noticed, he's got a pen down his shirt.

I've never wanted to be a Parker refill more in my life.

aadams73
06-22-2009, 01:16 PM
Is it just me or are jeans and a t-shirt the sexiest thing a guy can wear?

scarletpeaches
06-22-2009, 01:18 PM
Crisp white shirt, slightly open-neck, rolled-up sleeves with a hint of tattoo beneath them and jeans.

Or jeans, t-shirt and a blazer.

aadams73
06-22-2009, 01:20 PM
Crisp white shirt, slightly open-neck, rolled-up sleeves with a hint of tattoo beneath them and jeans.

Or jeans, t-shirt and a blazer.

Those are second on my list.

A gorgeous man in jeans...*sigh*

scarletpeaches
06-22-2009, 01:23 PM
Or a gorgeous man out of jeans.

Actually I prefer a guy to be fully dressed. It's like...gift wrapping. :D

aadams73
06-22-2009, 01:25 PM
Actually I prefer a guy to be fully dressed. It's like...gift wrapping. :D

Ooooh yes it is!

scarletpeaches
06-22-2009, 01:27 PM
A muscular tattooed guy wearing jeans and a towel over his shoulders, hair still wet from the shower, features heavily in my previous WIP.

*cough*

Not an authorial wish-list at all.

*cough*

aadams73
06-22-2009, 01:41 PM
You can have Colin, I'll take Gerard. I like the bigger shoulders and arms.

scarletpeaches
06-22-2009, 01:46 PM
Speaking of which, would you care to PM me your email address? I have some rather interesting photographic Gerards. :D

Adam
06-22-2009, 08:09 PM
Don't do it, it's a trap!

I sent her my email address and she's constantly sending FILTH!!!

Wait, that's totes a good thing...

Disregard this message.

Button
06-22-2009, 08:43 PM
I tend to like a guy shirtless...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RFDCkGzS3T8/SKMbCjkf-BI/AAAAAAAACv0/c8PSTskfARE/s320/jake_gyllenhaal_shirtless_2.jpg

But I have to admit... the slightly unbuttoned look looks fantastic, too...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/yoshke/bale_l.jpg

Funny how many threads around here turn into male lusting. ;)

scarletpeaches
06-22-2009, 09:33 PM
Don't do it, it's a trap!

I sent her my email address and she's constantly sending FILTH!!!

Wait, that's totes a good thing...

Disregard this message.

Yeah, and what's more...

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

aadams73
06-22-2009, 09:45 PM
I tend to like a guy shirtless...




I heartily approve of a shirtless man. I hardly ever see them down here.

Mr Flibble
06-22-2009, 09:51 PM
Ooh shirtless, yum

I'm not sharing my Karl Urban in the bath pics ( I can spend hours looking for the rubber duck) but I have just found an amaaaazing website....

aadams73
06-22-2009, 09:53 PM
Ooh shirtless, yum

I'm not sharing my Karl Urban in the bath pics ( I can spend hours looking for the rubber duck) but I have just found an amaaaazing website....

Share or suffer, woman. :D

Adam
06-22-2009, 10:01 PM
Yeah, and what's more...

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

Ditto, your Serene Highness. ;)

Marcus
06-22-2009, 11:35 PM
I heartily approve of a shirtless man. I hardly ever see them down here.

not that i'm anywhere close to the same caliber as those other dorks, but this is the only shirtless picture of a dude I care to share... Gimme a few months after I get out of the Chair Force and I'll repost up :D
Gotta love the farmer's tan. Being required to where a shirt on the flight line kinda makes having a "proper" tan impossible.
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s246/Anderskorn/PICT6238.jpg

Next up, a picture of my F@#ked up ears! get ready to laugh till your eye balls bleed... i gota point out the "evander holyfield" in the picture first though.

aadams73
06-22-2009, 11:38 PM
Ok, fellas, Marcus is man enough to pony up the shirtless pics. We're waiting on the rest of you. :D

(You know I love you guys and know you're not just meat, right? RIGHT?)

Mr Flibble
06-22-2009, 11:41 PM
I am so not posting a pic of me with no shirt on.

Marcus
06-22-2009, 11:42 PM
OK, at this point, I have to change my title after posting this picture! The really sad thing is that when i was about 8 years old, my ears where this size, Thank god i *cough* sorta grew into them lol. Its not that they are big per say, *cough* its that they freaken Stick out like the classic dumbo cartoon!

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s246/Anderskorn/PICT6245-1.jpg

aadams73
06-22-2009, 11:46 PM
I am so not posting a pic of me with no shirt on.

Well, me either! But it's ok if the men do it.

I have double standards to maintain here.

Adam
06-22-2009, 11:54 PM
Pfft, I can't compete with Marcus. Not without a bucket of wax, anyway. ;)




I am so not posting a pic of me with no shirt on.


Well, me either! But it's ok if the men do it.

I have double standards to maintain here.

Adam is a sad panda. :(

Mr Flibble
06-22-2009, 11:56 PM
Adam is a sad panda. :(


I could post a picture of a different lady with no shirt on? If it'll help pandas that is.

Button
06-22-2009, 11:57 PM
I don't dare share a picture of the Cajun here, or else I might have to fight the lot of you ladies off.

Button
06-23-2009, 12:03 AM
You know, I was just thinking, is it just me, or does any male with a book in their hands, or in a library, or in a bookstore... don't they just instantly become more handsome and sexy?

scarletpeaches
06-23-2009, 12:10 AM
Could you be referring to my avatar? Why, yes! :D

Mr Flibble
06-23-2009, 12:12 AM
As long as they are shirtless and covered in fresh sweat - yes.

Marcus
06-23-2009, 12:18 AM
wow i'm a little surprised, i thought the ears where funny, i thought the thread would blow up with the weight of much cackling. Shoot, I guess my appearance isn't as funny as i thought it was! Wooot

:banana::e2paperba:e2point::e2headban

aadams73
06-23-2009, 12:25 AM
Adam is a sad panda. :(

You don't need to show your chest. We loves you as you is. Brains and hair and all.

scarletpeaches
06-23-2009, 12:25 AM
He has menny hairs and not menny braincleverz.

aadams73
06-23-2009, 12:26 AM
You know, I was just thinking, is it just me, or does any male with a book in their hands, or in a library, or in a bookstore... don't they just instantly become more handsome and sexy?

YES.

aadams73
06-23-2009, 12:27 AM
As long as they are shirtless and covered in fresh sweat - yes.

Huge YES.

Marcus
06-23-2009, 12:29 AM
do you two have someone to work those issues out on? If not, oh never mind. :poke:

brokenfingers
06-23-2009, 12:29 AM
Ok, fellas, Marcus is man enough to pony up the shirtless pics. We're waiting on the rest of you. :D

(You know I love you guys and know you're not just meat, right? RIGHT?)




Ok, if you insist.






Lucky for you, I just got out of the shower and had a camera handy. :)








http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c142/samiamin/lg_naked_fat_man.jpg

Button
06-23-2009, 12:33 AM
How did I know a picture like that was coming forth? ;)

aadams73
06-23-2009, 12:35 AM
That was inevitable. :D

aadams73
06-23-2009, 12:37 AM
do you two have someone to work those issues out on? If not, oh never mind. :poke:

Whaddaya mean we have issues? What we have are healthy urges, dude. :D

Adam
06-23-2009, 01:13 AM
You don't need to show your chest. We loves you as you is. Brains and hair and all.

*Big hugs* :D


He has menny hairs and not menny braincleverz.

*Ignores*