I don't believe it!

Sonofacrap.

I hate that nonsense. Boycott whatever they're selling.

By Frigga's infested labia!

I don't blame thee!

Eep!!!

Happy solstice.

And to think I got peeved at Walmart putting up Christmas decoration sales the week before Halloween...

I'm sure companies would come up with a Summer Christmas holiday just because.

I love Christmas, it's my favorite, but... once a year only, please.

It was the end of times.... it was the worst of times....

We need more large holidays. One every week, just to keep the shops busy. If they are too worked up trying to figure out if this month's 'big thing' is chocolate grenades, floral displays in the shape of spaceships or people dressed as frogs handing out sour candy, then they might spend less time coming up with adverts months in advance of the fact.

Beatlemas. Twig Day. Easter II: The Sequel. Mid-Summer Moogmas.

What catalogue was it? Parks?

Buy now! Remorse later!

Farkin commercialism.

Wait, I know, that will save us from the recession! Christmas! Everyone go spend. You haven't been jolly enough these last five years, thus we suffer.

Bahamutchild said:

You haven't been jolly enough these last five years, thus we suffer.

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I've never been jolly. (And isn't Christopher Biggins jolly enough to make up for those of us who want to be miserable)

bettielee said:

It was the end of times.... it was the worst of times....

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It's not the end of times, it's the end of cheap times.

I refuse to even consider buying Christmas presents before the twentieth of December.

I don't celebrate Christmas.

Early December, I stock up on as much as I can - tinned goods, packets of food, stuff for the freezer.

As few days before Christmas as I can manage according to opening times and use-by dates, I stock up on bread and milk and other perishables.

And I don't come out 'til January.

IdiotsRUs said:

I don't celebrate christmas either. I celebrate Yule


ETA: and SP - I got busted lol.

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Epic.

IdiotsRUs said:

Old Man says you are a wicked, wicked woman....and he likes your style

Luckily he has nothing to be jealous of in that department I knew there was a reason I got married...

BRB

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Glad to be of service. I hope you both enjoy the fruits of my...well, uh, his...um...you know.

Um, are you guys talking about what I think you're talking about?

I'm pretty sure you are.

Yeah, we are. Hahahahahaha SOMEONE got busted!

/scribbling notes furiously/
Odin's...crusty...
Frigga's...infested...
Hel's...soggy....

I am so using these. Okay if I change Odin to Woden? And I don't think I can use knickers, either. My guys are Angles, after all....

I'll be sure to mention y'all in the acknowledgements.

HN

Don't forget "By the cloudy piss from Thor's leprous Jap's eye!"

You can use that.

By the swollen blue ballbags of Mjollnir!

Yes yes I know. Hammers have genitals too.

By Hercules' swollen left nut!

(I felt left out.)


ETA: Me and SP both went for swollen nuts at the same time. That's disturbing.