I'm a little teapot

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short and stout.
Here's my handle. Here's my spout.
When the kettle's boiling hear me shout,
"Tip me up and pour me out!"
 

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Doesn't work for you. Shut up.
 

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I'm gonna bean you with my teapot.

Just pour me a cuppa and shut the hell up. The waitress does not have to have a conversation. She just has to serve a good cuppa. Now. Please.
 

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[SUP]It fears not the hose[/SUP]

Blah, blah, blah.

Yes, it does, Precious, doesn't it? It will get the hose!

Put the fucking tea in the cup!
 
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MODS! MODS! KEVIN SKIPPED HIS MEDICATION AGAIN!

STRAIT-JACKET NEEDED IN AISLE THREE.
 

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*goes through kitchen and hides stabbity things*

There are at least 43,109 stabbity things in every single household on earth. Only 16,705 of them can be found in the kitchen.
 

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Hold still, Kev. This will only hurt for a minute won't hurt a bit.

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Hold still, Kev. This will only hurt for a minute won't hurt a bit.

halloween-straight-jacket.jpg

Please. I wore one of these exclusively from Sept 1983 to March 1984. I actually made them a fashion trend, for Chrissake!