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scarletpeaches
06-19-2009, 05:37 PM
NOM NOM NOM.

That is all.

Oh, and message to PETA: for every animal you don't eat, I'm eating three.

jennontheisland
06-19-2009, 05:42 PM
Huh. I thought this was gonna be about some kinky story someone's writing.

*leaving now*

DeleyanLee
06-19-2009, 05:42 PM
Please help out a poor Yank--what is a topside sammich? OK, I know what sammiches are, but what is a topside sammich?

scarletpeaches
06-19-2009, 05:43 PM
Topside of beef, the best cut of the animal.

And this is Aberdeen Angus beef, too!

Ken
06-19-2009, 05:43 PM
Oh, and message to PETA: for every animal you don't eat, I'm eating three.

... including flies :-O

(that'd hardly be a wonder tho as SP catches many men in her spun webs <-- a compliment ;-)

Jersey Chick
06-19-2009, 05:45 PM
:drools:

sammich....

Adam
06-19-2009, 05:57 PM
NOM NOM NOM.

That is all.

Oh, and message to PETA: for every animal you don't eat, I'm eating three.

NOM NOM NOM.

That is all. (See whut I did thar SP? DO YOU SEE?!?!?!)

Mr Flibble
06-19-2009, 06:04 PM
Mmmmmmmm Aberdeen Angus

Hot salt beef sammiches are my personal fave. No not the pervy kind. Although they're quite nice too :D

Bmwhtly
06-19-2009, 06:21 PM
Mmmmmmmm AberdeenI agree.

KTC
06-19-2009, 06:24 PM
A complete stranger asked me the other day if I had two slices of bread on me. Naturally, I had to say no. He said, that's a shame. If you did I could have made you a fuck off sandwich. I'm still trying to figure out how I offended them???

cray
06-19-2009, 06:33 PM
maybe it was your horns.

KTC
06-19-2009, 06:36 PM
maybe it was your horns.

I was wearing my tophat at the time.

scarletpeaches
06-19-2009, 06:37 PM
Ah, but how did you mask your forked tail and cloven hooves?

KTC
06-19-2009, 06:39 PM
Ah, but how did you mask your forked tail and cloven hooves?

pants and coattails. boots.

scarletpeaches
06-19-2009, 06:40 PM
So you were dressed like Raffles and wonder why someone threatened to bread-slice you?

jst5150
06-19-2009, 06:41 PM
Europeans/UKers cut beef differently than Americans. Trying to figure out what sort of beef that is from the meatosaurus chart.

KTC
06-19-2009, 06:43 PM
So you were dressed like Raffles and wonder why someone threatened to bread-slice you?

I believe I looked quite stunning, actually. Smashing, as it were.

scarletpeaches
06-19-2009, 06:43 PM
Spiffing, perhaps?

Mr Flibble
06-19-2009, 06:48 PM
Europeans/UKers cut beef differently than Americans. Trying to figure out what sort of beef that is from the meatosaurus chart.


It's the arse end. :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuts_of_beef#Cuts_of_beef

scarletpeaches
06-19-2009, 06:51 PM
Arse sammiches - yum! :D

jst5150
06-19-2009, 06:52 PM
Ah, the round. Gotcha.

Bmwhtly
06-19-2009, 06:56 PM
I'm still trying to figure out how I offended them???You didn't.
They heard that line and didn't want to wait to be offended to use it.

Obviously.


Arse sammiches - yum!I don't want to think about what that says about you.

aadams73
06-19-2009, 07:00 PM
I want an arse sammich. With grainy mustard.

scarletpeaches
06-19-2009, 07:00 PM
And some turnip juice?

aadams73
06-19-2009, 07:01 PM
Given a conversation I had yesterday, you just don't know how funny that is.

Oh, and PETA can suck on my girl balls.

Mr Flibble
06-19-2009, 07:02 PM
And some turnip juice?


So you're the one stealing my turnips!!

*snatches turnip back*

Mine!

Bmwhtly
06-19-2009, 07:03 PM
So you're the one stealing my turnips!!

*snatches turnip back*

Mine!Don't be silly, we're in a recession.
It's that own-brand turnip juice made from concentrate.

aadams73
06-19-2009, 07:04 PM
How do you milk a turnip?

Very carefully.

Mr Flibble
06-19-2009, 07:04 PM
Ahhhh, okay then

I wanted to make myself a BLT ( bacon, lettuce and turnip <---what they used to eat before the tomato).

Bmwhtly
06-19-2009, 07:05 PM
How do you milk a turnip?
With good cheer.

aadams73
06-19-2009, 07:08 PM
With good cheer.

And butter.

Bmwhtly
06-19-2009, 07:08 PM
Kinky!

aadams73
06-19-2009, 07:17 PM
Turnips are very sensitive.

Bmwhtly
06-19-2009, 07:25 PM
This has all gone very wierd.

I should have learned about posting in Peaches threads.

aadams73
06-19-2009, 07:26 PM
So tell me about your sammich. I'm going out for a meatball sammich soon. Nom nom nom.

Mr Flibble
06-19-2009, 07:26 PM
They are

If not handled right they explode.

Or they do in my world anyway :D

bettielee
06-19-2009, 07:36 PM
PETA makes me want to massacre animals. Just to piss them off.

BenPanced
06-19-2009, 07:48 PM
Arse sammiches - yum! :D


So tell me about your sammich. I'm going out for a meatball sammich soon. Nom nom nom.
Mmm...arse, meat, balls...you girls say the sweetest things...

And if God wanted more of us to be vegetarians, He would've made cows run faster.

aadams73
06-19-2009, 07:50 PM
And if God wanted more of us to be vegetarians, He would've made cows run faster.

If God wanted us to be vegetarians, He wouldn't make cows taste so yummy.

scarletpeaches
06-19-2009, 07:51 PM
If God didn't want me to eat arse sammiches, he wouldn't have sold cowbuttocks in Asda.

aadams73
06-19-2009, 08:19 PM
I'm so hungry I could eat a cow. Horses taste funny, a bit like clowns.

scarletpeaches
06-19-2009, 08:20 PM
My sammich had a big red nose and squirted water out of a flower.

bettielee
06-19-2009, 08:29 PM
What exactly do the vegetarians envision the cows doing if we all went veg? Seriously. I want to know. Lawn ornaments? Some sort of retraining program where they are found suitable careers where their taste isn't a factor? Cuz if a cow showed up to push the boxes down the conveyer belt in the warehouse, I know we would all be standing around watching, thinking that would be some good hamburger, right there....

aadams73
06-19-2009, 08:33 PM
I'd be standing there itching to grab a loaf of bread and some mustard.

I can look at a man like he's not a piece of meat, but a cow? Forget it! It's ON! Get in mah sammich, cow!

scarletpeaches
06-19-2009, 08:36 PM
:ROFL:

I love you guys.

quickWit
06-19-2009, 09:04 PM
I can look at a man like he's not a piece of meat...

Riiiiiiiiiiight. :)

scarletpeaches
06-19-2009, 09:32 PM
A rabbit, however, is fair game.

Get in mah stew, wabbit!

aadams73
06-19-2009, 09:46 PM
A good stewing wabbit is hard to find, but I spy one with mah little eye...

aadams73
06-19-2009, 09:47 PM
Riiiiiiiiiiight. :)

*Stares at the bunneh*

Mmm...wascaly wabbit sammich. With mustard and a slice of Swiss.

quickWit
06-19-2009, 09:51 PM
I'd say 'bite me', but it seems a bit unwise at the moment.

Mela
06-19-2009, 11:10 PM
The prez of PETA issued a statement after Obama swatted that fly on national TV, to the effect that, yes people, flies are animals, too, and can be afflicted with the same emotional, psychological and physical harm as Angus cattle, or thereabouts.

Williebee
06-19-2009, 11:12 PM
Aberdeen Angus! I remember him.

He used to go 'round with Juniper Jenny and the tyke.

Owes me a fiver, he does.

cray
06-19-2009, 11:55 PM
Aberdeen Angus! I remember him.

He used to go 'round with Juniper Jenny and the tyke.

Owes me a fiver, he does.

i thought he was the 'lil guy in ac/dc?

he owe's me $20.