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robeiae
06-14-2009, 12:22 AM
You only get one crack at it.

BenPanced
06-14-2009, 12:26 AM
Um...um...um...

THE SALAD! I'LL HAVE THE SALAD! WITH RANCH DRESSING!

:cry:

DL Hegel
06-14-2009, 12:52 AM
You only get one crack at it.

why--oh--why didn't I pick the blue one?

brainstorm77
06-14-2009, 12:53 AM
one crack please with rainbow sprinkles!

C.H. Valentino
06-14-2009, 12:53 AM
S and W .357 Chief's special....

cray
06-14-2009, 12:55 AM
i'll take inky

KTC
06-14-2009, 12:58 AM
I want the eggplant parm. sandwich from Sinatra's Deli. With hot peppers. Please and thank you.

Maryn
06-14-2009, 01:18 AM
I can't say on an all-ages board. But I suspect you know...

aadams73
06-14-2009, 01:28 AM
Whitney and Bobby, coming right up

robeiae
06-14-2009, 01:30 AM
I can't say on an all-ages board. But I suspect you know...
*nods head in understanding*

It's porridge-related...

robeiae
06-14-2009, 01:31 AM
I want the eggplant parm. sandwich from Sinatra's Deli. With hot peppers. Please and thank you.
You'll get nothing and like it! Now, sit down!

robeiae
06-14-2009, 01:32 AM
one crack please with rainbow sprinkles!
There are too many Rolling Thunder-oriented replies for this...

robeiae
06-14-2009, 01:32 AM
i'll take inky
*tosses cray in a seat, right next to Kevin*

You, too.

spamwarrior
06-14-2009, 02:25 AM
I'll take the soup! The SOUP!!

Angie
06-14-2009, 02:27 AM
That one. No, that one. Over there. Next to the other one.

robeiae
06-14-2009, 02:29 AM
That one's already been taken. Too bad.

aadams73
06-14-2009, 02:30 AM
I'll take one of everything.

rhymegirl
06-14-2009, 02:32 AM
I don't see any frickin' choices!

spamwarrior
06-14-2009, 02:35 AM
The only choices are Orlando Bloom and Eggplant.

and Pink Flamingoes.

rhymegirl
06-14-2009, 02:38 AM
The only choices are Orlando Bloom and Eggplant.

and Pink Flamingoes.

Wow. Some choices. I guess I'd have to go with Bloom. I don't like eggplant and I'm allergic to pink flamingoes.

robeiae
06-14-2009, 02:39 AM
I don't see any frickin' choices!
You're very high maintenance, you know that?

rhymegirl
06-14-2009, 02:45 AM
You're very high maintenance, you know that?

Yes.

spamwarrior
06-14-2009, 02:51 AM
I guess I might be allergic to the plastic pink flamingoes that my friends have in their gardens.

sheadakota
06-14-2009, 02:52 AM
I'll take the soup! The SOUP!!
No soup for you!

Angie
06-14-2009, 02:53 AM
I have a remedy for plastic pink flamingoes.

It's called a flamethrower.

Angie
06-14-2009, 02:55 AM
I'll take the soup! The SOUP!!


You can whistle a tune
Buy a balloon
You can even eat a bagel with a silver spoon
But you just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands

You can hang like a bat
Dance with your cat
You can even use your undies as a pirate hat
But you just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands

So if you want to keep out of hot water
If you want to find yourself top dog in the catbird seat
Then don't you try to do what you ought not to
You Better concentrate on doin' the things you can

You can pickle a prune
Rent a raccoon
Dig yourself a swimmin' pool with Sun Myung Moon
But you just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands

Give Edgar Winter a tan
Swim to Azerbaijan
Do “The Macarena” with the Wu-Tang Clan
But you just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands

So you don't play ball like Sammy Sosa
So you'll never fly to Toronto, rent a Miata, drive to the border, go in a barrel down Niagra Falls
The negative should not be dwelt on, no sir, no.
Better concentrate on doin' the things you can
(you the man!) (or the woman!)
And you just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands

Vegetable! (Vegetable!) Alphabet! (Alphabet!) Chicken noodle! (Chicken noodle!)Spaghettios! (That ain't soup!)
Matzoh ball! (Matzoh ball!) Split pea! (No soup for you!) Minestrone! (Minestrone!) Tom Kha Gai! (That soup's hot!)
Leeky leeky! (Leeky leeky!) Wonton! (Wonton!) Gazpacho! (You can do that!)

Oh! You just can't eat hot soup
You just can't eat hot soup
You just can't eat hot soup
You just can't eat hot soup
Oh! You just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands!

spamwarrior
06-14-2009, 02:56 AM
Fine. I'll take a spoon too.

Sean D. Schaffer
06-14-2009, 04:24 AM
No.

Button
06-14-2009, 05:20 AM
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p212/em_coca/butt-crack-041.jpg

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee197/kschaibly/crack.jpg

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/knappfthood/homerbuttcrack.jpg

Angie
06-14-2009, 05:29 AM
See, now you're gonna get rob all hot and bothered.

spamwarrior
06-14-2009, 05:30 AM
I see a lot of those in young teenage girls.

Sean D. Schaffer
06-14-2009, 06:01 AM
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p212/em_coca/butt-crack-041.jpg

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee197/kschaibly/crack.jpg

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/knappfthood/homerbuttcrack.jpg



Well, they do say "Crack Kills," don't they? :rolleyes:

KTC
06-14-2009, 06:42 AM
I want the eggplant parm. sandwich from Sinatra's Deli. With hot peppers. Please and thank you.

I am here to report that choosing makes one's dreams come true. This is a testimonial. I chose eggplant parm. sandwich at Sinatra's Deli...and by God, that's exactly what I had.



Go ahead...choose.

KTC
06-14-2009, 06:43 AM
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p212/em_coca/butt-crack-041.jpg





I think this actually gives a whole new meaning to the term: KISS MY ASS.

C.bronco
06-14-2009, 06:45 AM
Geez, Rob. You are so strict!

C.bronco
06-14-2009, 06:46 AM
I choose to Live!

spamwarrior
06-14-2009, 07:13 AM
I choose chocolate.

Susie
06-14-2009, 09:40 AM
I choose a cheeseburger, fries & a chocolate malted.

bettielee
06-14-2009, 10:12 AM
One medium lobster bisque.

**Puts money on table, steps directly to the left, waits patiently, not making eye contact.**