Careful what you say in public, someone might be reading it.
We have been posting notes all over looking for you because we have wanted to offer you a contract, but your cover letter never made it with the rest of the manuscript as it got passed from editor to editor, so we have been looking for nearly 4 months. There was no contact information on your actual manuscript so we had no idea how to get int ouch with you, and we never received any of the e-mails unless they went to editors who have come and gone...and there have been a few, but your book got passed along and we want to buy it.
So stop talking smack about us...heehee...and get back to me.
Karen Syed
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A publisher should never have to work this hard to find an author...commitment? I got it!