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maestrowork
06-12-2009, 08:36 PM
Dunder Mifflin?

Initech?

Cyberdyne?

robeiae
06-12-2009, 08:39 PM
Recall.

Recall...recall...recall...

Seaclusion
06-12-2009, 08:43 PM
Universal exports...007


Richard

maestrowork
06-12-2009, 08:48 PM
How about the Soylent Food Company?

Seaclusion
06-12-2009, 08:49 PM
How about the Soylent Food Company?


As a taste tester, of course.

Richard

James81
06-12-2009, 08:50 PM
I'd love to work at Dunder Mifflin.

Stew21
06-12-2009, 08:50 PM
Vandelay Industries

robeiae
06-12-2009, 08:52 PM
Vandelay Industries
Oooo...latex (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2007/03/latex.jpg).

10er
06-12-2009, 09:07 PM
Weyland Yutani is bad.
Either get eaten/impregnated by nasty aliens or shot by righteous hero characters.
What a disaster.

dpaterso
06-12-2009, 09:11 PM
Umbrella Corporation from Resident Evil movies.

-Derek

10er
06-12-2009, 09:13 PM
Umbrella Corporation from Resident Evil movies.

-Derek

I think we have a winner.
Shot, mauled, eaten, turned into a disgusting monstrosity... the list is endless.

BenPanced
06-12-2009, 09:19 PM
Th BEsT: YOYOdynE PROpul sion SYSTEMs. JohN enCYCLOPEDia hAS decLAred IT thus.

lock. THREAD.

Parametric
06-12-2009, 09:22 PM
I'd quite like to work for Wolfram & Hart. :tongue

childeroland
06-12-2009, 09:47 PM
Worst would be Wolfram & Hart, especially if you work for Lilah.

dpaterso
06-12-2009, 10:06 PM
Worst would be Wolfram & Hart, especially if you work for Lilah.
Before or after she got decapitated? If before, sign me up!

-Derek

Diana Hignutt
06-12-2009, 10:26 PM
Acme -- What with that coyote's purchasing power, I'm thinking job security.

maestrowork
06-12-2009, 11:14 PM
the best: Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory. Who doesn't like the Oompa Loompas?

BenPanced
06-12-2009, 11:27 PM
the best: Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory. Who doesn't like the Oompa Loompas?
I like them for target practice.

naimas
06-14-2009, 02:41 AM
If you worked at Wonka's place he would pay in you cocoa beans?! I don't even want to see what the 401 K looks like.

I think working at Hogwarts would certainly have its challenges too.

maestrowork
06-14-2009, 03:09 AM
If you worked at Wonka's place he would pay in you cocoa beans?!

Cocoa beans? Don't be ridiculous. They pay in Everlasting Gobstoppers of course!

maxmordon
06-14-2009, 03:25 AM
If you worked at Wonka's place he would pay in you cocoa beans?! I don't even want to see what the 401 K looks like.

I think working at Hogwarts would certainly have its challenges too.

I hear every year there's a space in the staff...

maestrowork
06-14-2009, 03:26 AM
I hear every year there's a space in the staff...

Especially in the Dark Art department.

nahalwi
06-14-2009, 03:29 AM
If I worked for GeneCo, could I get a discount on some organ upgrades?

SPMiller
06-14-2009, 04:20 AM
Initech. Hands down, the only place where you get promoted for boldly doing nothing.

Zoombie
06-14-2009, 11:42 AM
Th BEsT: YOYOdynE PROpul sion SYSTEMs. JohN enCYCLOPEDia hAS decLAred IT thus.

lock. THREAD.


WHERE ARE WE GOING!?

PLANET TEN!

WHEN WILL WE GET THERE!?

REAL SOON!

Though, really, for me I'd REALLY want to avoid these two companies:

Goliath Corp (Cause they're evil)
TriOptimum (Turned into a cybernetic zombie by SHODAN? Yeah, no)

seun
06-14-2009, 03:26 PM
the best: Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory. Who doesn't like the Oompa Loompas?

I couldn't eat a whole one.

naimas
06-15-2009, 01:14 AM
The Ronald McDonald on crack looking ones or the um, (struggles not to be racial or slamming other countries) Mini-me Ghandi ones? Sorry in advance.

Bmwhtly
06-15-2009, 01:17 PM
I'd like to work for Planet Express.

ETA: Or Reynholm Industries (IT Department).