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KTC
06-11-2009, 06:36 PM
There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake.

Stew21
06-11-2009, 06:39 PM
and then there's that double-secret-probation thing...but it's nothing to worry about.

quickWit
06-11-2009, 06:40 PM
Have I stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you?

KTC
06-11-2009, 06:42 PM
I'm late for a jean-folding seminar ~ let's loco mote!

quickWit
06-11-2009, 06:49 PM
At the beep, please leave your name, number and a brief justification of the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma and we'll get back to you.

Stew21
06-11-2009, 06:51 PM
At the beep, please leave your name, number and a brief justification of the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma and we'll get back to you.

:BEEP:

Name: Stew
Number: 21
cheespuffs

KTC
06-11-2009, 06:59 PM
He's the reason Cliff Notes were invented.

KTC
06-11-2009, 07:00 PM
Hello. You've reached the winter of discontent.

quickWit
06-11-2009, 07:03 PM
I just don’t understand why things just can’t go back to normal at the end of the half hour like on the Brady Bunch or something.

Well, ‘cause Mr. Brady died of AIDS.

Stew21
06-11-2009, 07:04 PM
Hello. You've reached the winter of discontent.

Completely off topic (as if there is a way to be off-topic here)

For some reason that reminds me, a friend of mine saw Quantum of Solace and decided to downgrade the title to smidgeon of comfort.

quickWit
06-11-2009, 07:09 PM
a friend of mine saw Quantum of Solace and decided to downgrade the title to smidgeon of comfort.

Ooooo, that's much better. :)

Button
06-11-2009, 07:10 PM
There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake.

The IQ thing is questionable.

BenPanced
06-11-2009, 07:12 PM
Hello. All of our answering machines are busy right now so at the sound of the tone, you'll be forced to speak to a human being.

*BEEP!*

Stew21
06-11-2009, 07:13 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/watstew2/pants.jpg

KTC
06-11-2009, 07:30 PM
Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water or was it his in-depth analysis of, uh, uh, Marky Mark which finally reeled you in?

quickWit
06-11-2009, 07:33 PM
Sometimes I get that not-so-fresh feeling

KTC
06-11-2009, 07:34 PM
PFLAG. I'm beginning to like the sound of that.

KTC
06-11-2009, 07:35 PM
Money? Oh but whats money to an artist? To a philosopher? It's just green colored paper that floats in and out of his life like snow. It's not anything you actually have to I don't know, work for, is it?

KTC
06-11-2009, 07:37 PM
What happened is that, um, I kinda got this arcane glimpse of the universe and the best thing I can say about that is... I don't know.

KTC
06-11-2009, 07:39 PM
I take pleasure in the details. You know... a Quarter-Pounder with cheese, those are good, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moment where your laughter become a cackle

Manix
06-11-2009, 07:41 PM
What? You mean to say I've been working on this for nothing all this time?http://images-partners-tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:uIPOoqG3p9BxRM:www.stevensarts.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/postcard-front.jpg<------It took me weeks to get it down too...:cry:

KTC
06-11-2009, 07:44 PM
The word “vivesection” is a staggering understatement. I mean, can you define irony?

KTC
06-11-2009, 07:44 PM
It's when the actual meaning is the complete opposite from the literal meaning.