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James81
06-11-2009, 06:08 PM
Ok, so let's say someone gets a nose job.

Then they have a kid.

Will that kid be more apt to get the person's old nose or their new one?

I've been thinking about this all morning and I am stumped.

LorelieBrown
06-11-2009, 06:09 PM
They'll get the plastic surgeon's nose.

Clair Dickson
06-11-2009, 06:10 PM
Which nose was designed genetically? (The old nose)

Similarly, if a parent dyes their genetically brown hair purple, the kid isn't going to have purple hair.

aadams73
06-11-2009, 06:11 PM
Dumbest question ever.

And we've had some pretty dumb ones. :D

(Ask Ashlee Simpson--she got a new nose then had a baby)

thethinker42
06-11-2009, 06:13 PM
Depending on how Mom paid for the nose job, the baby will get the plastic surgeon's nose.

Adam
06-11-2009, 06:15 PM
I shall assume you're being daft and laugh. Ha.


:D

quickWit
06-11-2009, 06:17 PM
Ok, so let's say someone gets a nose job.

Then they have a kid.

Um, James? That snot how chicks get pregnant.

Just sayin'. :)

Button
06-11-2009, 06:19 PM
Don't babies get their own noses? I mean, I didn't take my mom's or my dad's nose, they both have theirs still.

I wouldn't want my kid to take my nose. I like mine where it is.

James81
06-11-2009, 06:22 PM
Don't babies get their own noses? I mean, I didn't take my mom's or my dad's nose, they both have theirs still.

I wouldn't want my kid to take my nose. I like mine where it is.

I took my daughter's nose the other night. And then I was like "Ha! I got your nose, now I'm gonna eat it!"

So she took mine and ate it too. Now neither of us have a nose.

James81
06-11-2009, 06:23 PM
Kids these days are too smart. I tell you. I mean, in my day, we couldn't actually tell that it was just their thumb and not our actual nose. We really thought it was our nose.

aadams73
06-11-2009, 06:24 PM
I guess the obvious question here is....

Who nose?

aadams73
06-11-2009, 06:25 PM
Kids these days are too smart. I tell you. I mean, in my day, we couldn't actually tell that it was just their thumb and not our actual nose. We really thought it was our nose.

No, that was just you.

James81
06-11-2009, 06:25 PM
No, that was just you.

:(

aadams73
06-11-2009, 06:26 PM
:D

Jersey Chick
06-11-2009, 06:28 PM
I took my daughter's nose the other night. And then I was like "Ha! I got your nose, now I'm gonna eat it!"

So she took mine and ate it too. Now neither of us have a nose.
The next family portrait's going to be a good one, huh?

NeuroFizz
06-11-2009, 06:31 PM
The snot thickens...

Button
06-11-2009, 06:35 PM
XD

spamwarrior
06-11-2009, 08:04 PM
I was just thinking... you know how some little kids are? Once a friend of mine said to a little kid, "Haha! I got your nose!" And the kid started crying and freaking out "Give me my nose back! Give me my nose back!"

I actually tried it on my brother, except I took his brains. And then he started crying and freaking out... "give it back! Give it back!"

WendyNYC
06-11-2009, 08:08 PM
Oh yes, they get the new, pert nose. Also, if the mom has breast implants, the baby is born with enormous knockers.

Doesn't everyone know this?

Manix
06-11-2009, 08:09 PM
The snot thickens...

It was one of those mysteries you really had to dig for...

spamwarrior
06-11-2009, 08:15 PM
That's why you should get plastic surgery before your children are born.