Riddle me this: My Plastic Surgery Conundrum...

They'll get the plastic surgeon's nose.

Which nose was designed genetically? (The old nose)

Similarly, if a parent dyes their genetically brown hair purple, the kid isn't going to have purple hair.

Dumbest question ever.

And we've had some pretty dumb ones.

(Ask Ashlee Simpson--she got a new nose then had a baby)

Depending on how Mom paid for the nose job, the baby will get the plastic surgeon's nose.

I shall assume you're being daft and laugh. Ha.

James81 said:

Ok, so let's say someone gets a nose job.

Then they have a kid.

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Um, James? That snot how chicks get pregnant.

Just sayin'.

Don't babies get their own noses? I mean, I didn't take my mom's or my dad's nose, they both have theirs still.

I wouldn't want my kid to take my nose. I like mine where it is.

I guess the obvious question here is....

Who nose?

James81 said:

Kids these days are too smart. I tell you. I mean, in my day, we couldn't actually tell that it was just their thumb and not our actual nose. We really thought it was our nose.

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No, that was just you.

James81 said:

I took my daughter's nose the other night. And then I was like "Ha! I got your nose, now I'm gonna eat it!"

So she took mine and ate it too. Now neither of us have a nose.

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The next family portrait's going to be a good one, huh?

The snot thickens...

XD

I was just thinking... you know how some little kids are? Once a friend of mine said to a little kid, "Haha! I got your nose!" And the kid started crying and freaking out "Give me my nose back! Give me my nose back!"

I actually tried it on my brother, except I took his brains. And then he started crying and freaking out... "give it back! Give it back!"

Oh yes, they get the new, pert nose. Also, if the mom has breast implants, the baby is born with enormous knockers.

Doesn't everyone know this?

NeuroFizz said:

The snot thickens...

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It was one of those mysteries you really had to dig for...

That's why you should get plastic surgery before your children are born.