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scarletpeaches
06-08-2009, 11:12 PM
Okay, so aadams73 has promised to jump into a swimming pool full of spiders if I ever get knocked up (not gonna happen) so in the tradition of all polls in Office Party here is a totally mature question...I ask you; which is more likely to happen, really?

Jersey Chick
06-08-2009, 11:16 PM
What? No Orlando Bloom option?

I don't think either one will happen voluntarily -


accidentally, though - there's always a possibility of that... :D

Ken
06-08-2009, 11:17 PM
... spiders befriend Scarlet and Aadams and carry them to a land of plenty :-)

James81
06-08-2009, 11:19 PM
Sounds like an episode of Fear Factor.

Devil Ledbetter
06-08-2009, 11:21 PM
Okay, so aadams73 has promised to jump into a swimming pool full of spiders if I ever get knocked up (not gonna happen) so in the tradition of all polls in Office Party here is a totally mature question...I ask you; which is more likely to happen, really?Are you saying that if Rpatz or one of the Guyliner brothers you're always drooling after begged you to have his baby, you'd turn him down?

Oh wait ... you'd agree, but secretly use birth control while "trying" for months and months.

Spiders it is.

aadams73
06-08-2009, 11:23 PM
:roll::roll::roll:

I gotta tell ya, unless the perfect man comes along and tells me he'll positively DIE unless I jump into a pool full of spiders, it ain't happening!

aadams73
06-08-2009, 11:24 PM
accidentally, though - there's always a possibility of that... :D

What she said. :D

Devil Ledbetter
06-08-2009, 11:27 PM
:roll::roll::roll:

I gotta tell ya, unless the perfect man comes along and tells me he'll positively DIE unless I jump into a pool full of spiders, it ain't happening!But then if he asked you to do that, he couldn't be the perfect man.

Rachel
06-08-2009, 11:27 PM
Where are you getting all these spiders?

James81
06-08-2009, 11:28 PM
But then if he asked you to do that, he couldn't be the perfect man.

Unless he was Spiderman.

JoNightshade
06-08-2009, 11:28 PM
Since I am not at all sure how one could go about obtaining enough spiders to fill a swimming pool, I am going to go with SP getting knocked up. Once upon a time JoNightshade thought, if she ever did decide she wanted children (unlikely) she wouldn't be popping them out for another decade. You'd be surprise what a combo of "the right guy" and "biological clock" can do. I still feel like I got sideswiped with a semi.

aadams73
06-08-2009, 11:28 PM
But then if he asked you to do that, he couldn't be the perfect man.

There you go bringing logic into it. :D

aadams73
06-08-2009, 11:29 PM
Where are you getting all these spiders?

I'm sure there is a very clever answer to this. Alas, I cannot find it.

Wayne K
06-08-2009, 11:31 PM
Where are you getting all these spiders?
My basement.

scarletpeaches
06-08-2009, 11:32 PM
Since I am not at all sure how one could go about obtaining enough spiders to fill a swimming pool, I am going to go with SP getting knocked up. Once upon a time JoNightshade thought, if she ever did decide she wanted children (unlikely) she wouldn't be popping them out for another decade. You'd be surprise what a combo of "the right guy" and "biological clock" can do. I still feel like I got sideswiped with a semi.

*sigh*

As I've said countless times before, "the right man" for me wouldn't want children. I'm older than you and haven't changed my mind on this ever since I went through puberty and became fertile. My biological clock hasn't ticked once.

So sorry, but the "I changed my mind; you will too," argument doesn't fly here.

JoNightshade
06-08-2009, 11:34 PM
Didn't say you would, SP. I don't think you will, actually.

But probability versus swimming pool full of spiders? Yeah. ;)

spamwarrior
06-08-2009, 11:34 PM
I can collect spiders.

scarletpeaches
06-08-2009, 11:35 PM
Are you saying that if Rpatz or one of the Guyliner brothers you're always drooling after begged you to have his baby, you'd turn him down?

Oh wait ... you'd agree, but secretly use birth control while "trying" for months and months.

Spiders it is.

Me and tt42 have had this conversation many a time over MSN. Uh...yeah. While working hard on our novels. Really.

And we both came to the conclusion that if Colin Farrell offered to be my sex slave for the rest of forever on the condition we went bareback, I'd say no.

Srsly.

I'm more likely to knock back the man I most lust after, than have teh behbehz.

aadams73 better start stocking up on spiders. :D

Ooh! Unless I got knocked up and gave birth to a sac full of baby spiders which then filled a swimming pool?

scarletpeaches
06-08-2009, 11:36 PM
Didn't say you would, SP. I don't think you will, actually.

But probability versus swimming pool full of spiders? Yeah. ;)

I think you have to have sex to get pregnant.

Jersey Chick
06-08-2009, 11:37 PM
maybe your clock needs to be wound?



don't hurt me, I'm only kidding...

Millicent M'Lady
06-08-2009, 11:40 PM
I've found a happy medium. I give you...*drum-roll* spider baby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AB7IDw3PNI) :D

aadams73
06-08-2009, 11:48 PM
I hate spiders way more than Miz Peaches hates babies. Please keep that in mind when voting. :D

Wayne K
06-08-2009, 11:49 PM
I love children, but I have no idea why people have them. Some people sure, but most people look miserable. We had 8 kids, and watched what my parents went through. 2 of us had our own, but not me. Keep it, I love being the crazy uncle--pick them up-drop them off--and that's that.

I'd take the spiders first myself.

James81
06-08-2009, 11:49 PM
I hate spiders way more than Miz Peaches hates babies. Please keep that in mind when voting. :D

Well, clearly the solution is for you to jump into a pool full of babies and peaches to give birth to a spider.

aadams73
06-08-2009, 11:51 PM
I'd take the spiders first myself.

Babies look at me and smile. Spiders look at me *shivers* and they see long hair in which they can get entangled and eat my face off. I'll take babies.

aadams73
06-08-2009, 11:51 PM
Well, clearly the solution is for you to jump into a pool full of babies and peaches to give birth to a spider.

I hate the sound of bones breaking in the morning.

spamwarrior
06-08-2009, 11:53 PM
Oh yeah. Ugh.

Jersey Chick
06-08-2009, 11:57 PM
For the most part, I adore my kids. That said, there are days when I wish I stayed single.

I applaud the ones who realize that kids aren't for them. I'd rather see that than people have children they don't want because they think they "have" to have them in order to be a complete woman. I use woman because I don't know if anyone says that about guys or not. But if there are menfolk here who've heard it, just add "man" as well...

spamwarrior
06-08-2009, 11:59 PM
I know a couple who absolutely love kids, but they also know that children are not for them. And they're happy just playing with the kids @ church. They don't have to have their own.

Jersey Chick
06-08-2009, 11:59 PM
Today only - if anyone wants MY kids, they can have them...

aadams73
06-09-2009, 12:07 AM
Today only - if anyone wants MY kids, they can have them...

They can come play with me. I was an awesome step-mom.

ETA: They don't collect spiders, do they?

KTC
06-09-2009, 12:09 AM
Okay, so aadams73 has promised to jump into a swimming pool full of spiders if I ever get knocked up (not gonna happen) so in the tradition of all polls in Office Party here is a totally mature question...I ask you; which is more likely to happen, really?

Can we please get some kind of written affidavit stating you will not procreate? I would prefer a guarantee of some sort.

scarletpeaches
06-09-2009, 12:41 AM
For the most part, I adore my kids. That said, there are days when I wish I stayed single...

Probably just accidental word choice on your part and nothing more, but I'd like to clarify something - I don't want kids. I don't want to stay single all my life.

You just wouldn't believe the bother I have meeting guys who don't have kids and don't want kids!

Now. Let's get back to the spiders. :D

Jersey Chick
06-09-2009, 01:33 AM
Probably just accidental word choice on your part and nothing more, but I'd like to clarify something - I don't want kids. I don't want to stay single all my life.

You just wouldn't believe the bother I have meeting guys who don't have kids and don't want kids!

Now. Let's get back to the spiders. :D
Oh, no - I wasn't suggesting that you wanted to be single forever - oops (red faced me here) I meant just for me - when I was single and childless... Mea culpa. :D

The funny thing is, I think I know your soulmate - he's my hubs' best friend. How do you feel about bald guys?

aadams73
06-09-2009, 01:38 AM
You just wouldn't believe the bother I have meeting guys who don't have kids and don't want kids!

Now. Let's get back to the spiders. :D

Let's NOT get back to the spiders. They want to crawl through my hair, remember? *shudders*

But I do know a couple of attractive guys in our age group who don't have or want kids*. They're yours if you want 'em. :D

*one of them has even had the snip, so no chance of babies either.

scarletpeaches
06-09-2009, 01:39 AM
Sure!

Oh, wait...they've just got out of jail, right?

scarletpeaches
06-09-2009, 01:40 AM
Oh, no - I wasn't suggesting that you wanted to be single forever - oops (red faced me here) I meant just for me - when I was single and childless... Mea culpa. :D

The funny thing is, I think I know your soulmate - he's my hubs' best friend. How do you feel about bald guys?

Is he Australian?

(And I love how my 'torture aadams73 with spiders' thread has turned into 'fix SP up with the guy of her dreams'). :D

aadams73
06-09-2009, 01:40 AM
Sure!

Oh, wait...they've just got out of jail, right?

Nope. Both of them have good jobs and no wives.

And, yes, one of them is Australian. :D

scarletpeaches
06-09-2009, 01:45 AM
You're shitting me. :Jaw:

aadams73
06-09-2009, 01:47 AM
Nope. Serious as a heart attack.

scarletpeaches
06-09-2009, 01:49 AM
He sounds marvellous - I'll take half a dozen.

Have him washed and sent to my tent.

aadams73
06-09-2009, 01:51 AM
I feel dirty, like a...a...a...PIMP! :D

scarletpeaches
06-09-2009, 01:52 AM
Yeah, yeah. You fix me up with a manly man or it's a pool full of spiders for YOU.

Cassiopeia
06-09-2009, 01:52 AM
with my vote it showed 50/50 and I ain't saying which way I went. :)

aadams73
06-09-2009, 01:59 AM
Yeah, yeah. You fix me up with a manly man or it's a pool full of spiders for YOU.

Oooh scary! I promise I'll fix you up if you come to Texas or go to Aus. :D I seem to know a lot of single guys. Anyone else want some? Just give me your specifications; I'm sure I can find something.

aadams73
06-09-2009, 02:01 AM
with my vote it showed 50/50 and I ain't saying which way I went. :)

*Sneaks Cassiopeia a sawbuck*

Thanks. :D

Cassiopeia
06-09-2009, 02:11 AM
*Sneaks Cassiopeia a sawbuck*

Thanks. :Doooo...I needed that!

Which way was I meant to vote btw? ;)

scarletpeaches
06-09-2009, 02:14 AM
Spiders. You voted correctly. :D

aadams73
06-09-2009, 02:17 AM
Babies. She voted for little scarletpeaches babies. I know what their first word would be too. :D

scarletpeaches
06-09-2009, 02:18 AM
She voted for spiders, and my non-existent baby's first words would be "Suck my left one, bitch!" :D

Cassiopeia
06-09-2009, 02:20 AM
but it was flawed! you should have had NEITHER. :tongue

Cassiopeia
06-09-2009, 02:21 AM
But thanks for the pocket money, aadams! I'll use that to buy starbucks after a week of behaving for a reward. :D

aadams73
06-09-2009, 02:28 AM
Anytime! I'm always glad to buy someone a much-needed cup of coffee. But let this be a lesson to you: next time vote for the scarletpeaches baby. Srsly. Because I srsly hate spiders.

scarletpeaches
06-09-2009, 02:29 AM
I srsly hate behbehz.

So...yeah. Think about me breeding.

More of me. INFESTING THE PLANET LIKE A SWIMMING POOL FULL OF SPIDERS.

Is that what you want?

Vote arachnid. You know it makes sense.

aadams73
06-09-2009, 02:32 AM
You wish, cupcake. Your behbehs would be teh cute! You could name them: Damien, Damien, and Smexytimecamel.

scarletpeaches
06-09-2009, 02:33 AM
Three behbehz?

I would call them: Scumbag, Shithead and aadams2009.

aadams73
06-09-2009, 02:36 AM
:ROFL:

On second thought, it really is better if you don't breed. Not with those name-giving abilities. *shudders*

dclary
06-09-2009, 02:41 AM
I voted for Adaams, because I'm sure that Speachy will get preggers JUST TO MAKE her jump in the pool o' spiders.

aadams73
06-09-2009, 02:42 AM
That would be just like her. And she'd laugh at the spiders in my hair eating my face off.

Snowstorm
06-09-2009, 02:49 AM
Spiders. I voted for spiders.

I believe any woman (and fully support) any woman (or man) who has the will to say "I don't want kids." I wish I had such support decades ago (okay, three) when I was still a teenager and said the same thing. All I EVER heard was, "You'll change your mind when you get older."

Showed them.

aadams73
06-09-2009, 02:51 AM
I used to love you guys. Now, not so much. Baby haters. :D

Plus, I believe I said I'd only do it if THE perfect man(for me)came along. The chances of that happening? Slim to none. :D

So unless that happens or Scarlet reproduces, there will be no spiders.

Vote NO for spiders.

scarletpeaches
06-09-2009, 02:54 AM
Imagine if I got pregnant to Deek.

*shudders*

You could jump in a swimming pool full of Deeks and bounce right out again.

aadams73
06-09-2009, 02:57 AM
Imagine if I got pregnant to Deek.


In that case, I'd push you down the stairs then throw you in a hot bathtub with a quart of Wild Turkey. :D

scarletpeaches
06-09-2009, 02:57 AM
That's sisterhood. :Hug2:

thethinker42
06-09-2009, 03:00 AM
Just jumping in here (the thread, not the spidey pool) to say that, as someone who understands and shares SP's aversion to having children...

...I would THROW aadams into the pool of spiders to keep SP from getting knocked up. Kind of a non-traditional method of birth control, yes, but that's what friends are for.

aadams73
06-09-2009, 03:02 AM
:eek:

thethinker42
06-09-2009, 03:04 AM
Sorry, aadams73. If it means keeping my writing partner/muse/friend/fellow Letostalker from getting knocked up, you're going swimming with the spideys.

Them's the rules.

scarletpeaches
06-09-2009, 03:06 AM
"NOM NOM NOM!" go the spiders on your face.

aadams73
06-09-2009, 03:07 AM
Sorry, aadams73. If it means keeping my writing partner/muse/friend/fellow Letostalker from getting knocked up, you're going swimming with the spideys.

Them's the rules.

And if it keeps me out of the spidey pool, I am so pushing scarletpeaches onto a blob of man-goo.

aadams73
06-09-2009, 03:08 AM
"NOM NOM NOM!" go the spiders on your face.

I guess I better stock up on bug spray! Just remember: payback, she is a bitch. :D

scarletpeaches
06-09-2009, 03:10 AM
Christ on a bike. No time for man-goo! I've got tt42 on MSN nagging the piss out of me to get chapter forty writ. Bah! :rant:

thethinker42
06-09-2009, 03:12 AM
"NOM NOM NOM!" go the spiders on your face.

Get. Off. Of. AW. NOW.


And if it keeps me out of the spidey pool, I am so pushing scarletpeaches onto a blob of man-goo.

I'll hold your head under the "water" in the spidey pool.


Christ on a bike. No time for man-goo! I've got tt42 on MSN nagging the piss out of me to get chapter forty writ. Bah! :rant:

Get the hell off of AW, woman. You're reading this post right now, aren't you? HOW CAN YOU BE ON AW AT A TIME LIKE THIS??? *kicks scarletpeaches off of AW to go finish chapter 40*

Go finish it, or you're joining aadams in the spidey pool.

BenPanced
06-09-2009, 03:34 AM
Where's the "aadams gets pushed in 'by accident'" choice?

What? What extra quotes where?

dclary
06-09-2009, 04:06 AM
Imagine if I got pregnant to Deek.

*shudders*

You could jump in a swimming pool full of Deeks and bounce right out again.

"claryprogenyphobia" -- the fear of dclary producing offspring.

Jersey Chick
06-09-2009, 06:13 AM
Is he Australian?

(And I love how my 'torture aadams73 with spiders' thread has turned into 'fix SP up with the guy of her dreams'). :D
No - he's American, but don't hold it against him. :D

quickWit
06-09-2009, 06:21 AM
Get. Off. NOW.

I can't with you barking at me that way.

Cassiopeia
06-09-2009, 06:22 AM
I can't with you barking at me that way.oh look, it's the pooper bunny come back to pester us. ;)

Hi QW :D *waves and makes a run for it*

quickWit
06-09-2009, 06:26 AM
oh look, it's the pooper bunny come back to pester us. ;)

Hi QW :D *waves and makes a run for it*

:hi:

*pushes Cass into pool*

dolores haze
06-09-2009, 06:29 AM
*squirts quicky in the ear with a water pistol*

Greenify13
06-09-2009, 06:31 AM
Well let's see here since there can be as many as 2,000 brown recluse spiders in a home. And that there are 38,000 types of spiders (currently) known to science. We only need to raid 500,000 homes to get 1 billion of those spiders. Of course that is an approximation and probably not nearly enough...or we can just clear out quite a few spider farm/zoos...it is possible. Although it is possible to do so it is not viable. And then when it comes to the baby situation...well that has many more factors that are uncertain. Besides if scarletpeaches gets knocked up she'll have less time to be here and amuse us people while the spiders might amuse us greatly. :D

quickWit
06-09-2009, 06:31 AM
Geez, this is like 5th grade all over again.

:D

Hiya Lola!

Cassiopeia
06-09-2009, 06:54 AM
:hi:

*pushes Cass into pool*
OH i love to swim...especially when I have company. *starts naming the furry eight legged friends. :)

Matera the Mad
06-09-2009, 06:57 AM
:rant: Orlando Bloom! Eggplant! Potatoes! :rant:

Perks
06-09-2009, 07:01 AM
My vote does not indicate that I think you will crack an egg with a sperm on purpose, but if you did, that would mean that your life had changed in some way that was reasonable or pleasant (not that it isn't now, of course) but, it would still make sense.

I just don't see that there would be any percentage in it for Alex in a pool of spiders.

It's the Chewbacca defense.

C.bronco
06-09-2009, 07:01 AM
Scarlet and Addams will conspire to send spider babies to unresponsive agents.

SOLUTION!

Cassiopeia
06-09-2009, 07:06 AM
oh now that's brilliant CB! *applauds*

C.bronco
06-09-2009, 07:08 AM
Gracias! If all else fails, everyone will most likely abuse the bunneh.

Cassiopeia
06-09-2009, 08:07 AM
but the bunneh loves it sooo much...*pauses* we should stop. We do NOT want to make the bunneh happy. :D

Yeshanu
06-09-2009, 08:10 AM
Gracias! If all else fails, everyone will most likely abuse the bunneh.


I'm back, and if bunneh abuse is planned, count me in. :D

I voted babies, because a) I like babies, and b) it's mean in the long term. I mean, jumping into a pool of spiders will only cause distress for the amount of time she's in the pool. Babies cause distress for life... :D

thethinker42
06-09-2009, 08:26 AM
I'm back, and if bunneh abuse is planned, count me in. :D

I voted babies, because a) I like babies, and b) it's mean in the long term. I mean, jumping into a pool of spiders will only cause distress for the amount of time she's in the pool. Babies cause distress for life... :D

What if we kept her in the pool for the rest of her life? Occasionally adding bigger and hairier spiders for variety?

bettielee
06-09-2009, 11:14 AM
I didn't vote, because I wouldn't wish either of those things on either of you. You are both too darling. If aadams73 fell in a pool full of spiders, she would die of horror. If sparklepeaches had a baby, well, you know. Vomit and stuff, and nasty bodily fluids. *shivers in horror*

aadams73
06-09-2009, 11:43 AM
What if we kept her in the pool for the rest of her life? Occasionally adding bigger and hairier spiders for variety?

Eventually I'll need to pee, and then I'll make a run for it! And don't tell me to pee in the pool because that's unhygenic. :D

aadams73
06-09-2009, 11:45 AM
Scarlet and Addams will conspire to send spider babies to unresponsive agents.

SOLUTION!

*Rubs chin malevolently* Yes, I think this will work. Then every agent will reply only to tell me my writing sucks!

Wait, this isn't so good actually...

aadams73
06-09-2009, 11:46 AM
Well let's see here since there can be as many as 2,000 brown recluse spiders in a home. And that there are 38,000 types of spiders (currently) known to science. We only need to raid 500,000 homes to get 1 billion of those spiders. Of course that is an approximation and probably not nearly enough...or we can just clear out quite a few spider farm/zoos...it is possible. Although it is possible to do so it is not viable. And then when it comes to the baby situation...well that has many more factors that are uncertain. Besides if scarletpeaches gets knocked up she'll have less time to be here and amuse us people while the spiders might amuse us greatly. :D

Your science has no place in our ridiculous argument. Be gone, logical one! :D

thethinker42
06-09-2009, 11:58 AM
Eventually I'll need to pee, and then I'll make a run for it! And don't tell me to pee in the pool because that's unhygenic. :D

That and the spiders would probably get pissed on off and bite you.

Which would be that much more entertaining for me.

Greenify13
06-09-2009, 06:34 PM
Your science has no place in our ridiculous argument. Be gone, logical one! :D
Oh rats! Wait, spiders! ;)

And here I was going to say that if every one of the 17,659 members (impossible considering they don't all come here anymore) went to 29 homes there would be 512,111 homes worth of 1 billion spiders...to make your pool all nice and comfy. Think about it, a group effort just for you! We couldn't exactly all be able to help SP like this. :D Okay....I should be done!

spamwarrior
06-09-2009, 07:18 PM
I didn't vote, because I don't know which is more likely.

Jersey Chick
06-09-2009, 07:43 PM
I'm holding out for the Orlando Bloom option, myself.

scarletpeaches
06-09-2009, 07:45 PM
I wouldn't have his babies but I'd love it if he turned into a spider and ate aadams73's face.

spamwarrior
06-09-2009, 07:50 PM
ROFL!

Sorry, that was funny.

I personally think Orlando Bloom is too bland for me.

quickWit
06-09-2009, 07:54 PM
I refuse to vote unless an 'eggplant' option is made available.

aadams73
06-09-2009, 07:55 PM
I wouldn't have his babies but I'd love it if he turned into a spider and ate aadams73's face.

My trusty sidekick would prevent that.

*hurries to find trusty sidekick*

James81
06-09-2009, 09:12 PM
My trusty sidekick would prevent that.

*hurries to find trusty sidekick*

I've got a circus monkey named Bilboa that I'll sell you cheap.

aadams73
06-09-2009, 09:22 PM
Does it fling its own poop?

James81
06-09-2009, 09:26 PM
Only after Labor Day.

aadams73
06-09-2009, 09:28 PM
What does it do before labor day? Wear white?

James81
06-09-2009, 09:39 PM
No. It does Calculus.

aadams73
06-09-2009, 09:43 PM
Neat. I suck at all math. If I had any use for calculus I'd purchase your monkey, but I don't. Therefore my trusty sidekick position is still vacant.

Wayne K
06-09-2009, 09:45 PM
I can be your trusted sidekick Borracho.

Wayne K
06-09-2009, 09:48 PM
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Wayne K
06-09-2009, 09:49 PM
Our theme song.

aadams73
06-09-2009, 09:49 PM
:roll:

Forget it, I'll spend too much time trying to sober you up.

As a side note: I make wicked good borracho beans with plenty of beer, natch.

Wayne K
06-09-2009, 09:51 PM
I do.

Wayne K
06-09-2009, 09:52 PM
I mean yes. Very good.

Wayne K
06-09-2009, 09:53 PM
http://www.7calderosmagicos.com.ar/images/treshuevos012.jpg

Wayne K
06-09-2009, 09:55 PM
I am the eggman.

Wayne K
06-09-2009, 09:56 PM
I am the walrus.

Wayne K
06-09-2009, 09:56 PM
Coockoo ka-chew.

Jersey Chick
06-09-2009, 11:29 PM
ROFL!

Sorry, that was funny.

I personally think Orlando Bloom is too bland for me.
He doesn't really do it for me, either - but he's always a poll option.

**pouts**

aadams73
06-09-2009, 11:45 PM
He doesn't really do it for me, either - but he's always a poll option.

**pouts**

Yeah, he doesn't do a thing for me. He looks like he'd break too easily, or I'd come home one day and find him prancing around in my underwear. I like an alpha man who looks like a man and not my best girlfriend. :D

scarletpeaches
06-09-2009, 11:48 PM
I could force myself to do him, but I wouldn't go out of my way to seduce him. Only if we were both really desperate and it was a choice between shagging Orlando and being run over by a truck.

quickWit
06-09-2009, 11:49 PM
I like an alpha man who looks like a man and not my best girlfriend.

That rules Cray out.

Cassiopeia
06-09-2009, 11:54 PM
Orlando is more of a girly-boy for me. I prefer them to be like ....yes...you know it's coming............................























Gerard!

Cassiopeia
06-09-2009, 11:54 PM
I could force myself to do him, but I wouldn't go out of my way to seduce him. Only if we were both really desperate and it was a choice between shagging Orlando and being run over by a truck.
Oh I'd do him, as long as I could think about Gerard.

Cassiopeia
06-10-2009, 12:00 AM
*laughing so hard it hurts*

I just made SP spew juice all over her screen! LOL

Jersey Chick
06-10-2009, 12:01 AM
Oooh... Gerard...

RAWR!

scarletpeaches
06-10-2009, 12:06 AM
I'd rather have Hugh.

Jersey Chick
06-10-2009, 12:07 AM
Can I be the middle part of a Hugh/Gerard sammich???

RAWR!


PS - SP, you DO know Hugh's all about the kidlets, right???

scarletpeaches
06-10-2009, 12:08 AM
I could say something here, but Ol' Bag would glare at me so I'll just rep you, JC.

aadams73
06-10-2009, 12:12 AM
Oh I'd do him, as long as I could think about Gerard.

:roll:

aadams73
06-10-2009, 12:13 AM
Gerard+Me+Daniel Craig=yummy sammich.

Cassiopeia
06-10-2009, 12:15 AM
I have a confession...



YES....I'm going to come clean....


There IS one girly-boy that does it for me. Jude. Yes..that's right ladies...Jude Law.


He's yummy. :D

scarletpeaches
06-10-2009, 12:16 AM
Oh ding DONG, Cass. :e2brows:

aadams73
06-10-2009, 12:19 AM
Oooh... Gerard...

RAWR!

Those arms (http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2009_Gamer/2009_gamer_002.jpg)...

Cassiopeia
06-10-2009, 12:21 AM
Oh ding DONG, Cass. :e2brows:Now , He's candy...mmmmm mmmm mmm mmm mmmmmmmmmm.

aadams73
06-10-2009, 12:21 AM
There IS one girly-boy that does it for me. Jude. Yes..that's right ladies...Jude Law.


He's yummy. :D

I get the Jude Law attraction, I really do. But for some reason he does nothing for me. Not even a stirring.

scarletpeaches
06-10-2009, 12:22 AM
I can't believe it. You pervs have turned one of my serious threads into an excuse for drooling over hot guys.

*coughcolinfarrellcough*

Cassiopeia
06-10-2009, 12:23 AM
I get the Jude Law attraction, I really do. But for some reason he does nothing for me. Not even a stirring.oh hunny, you should have said something earlier...we can fix this...*nods and smooths a stray hair of yours* really, a quick visit to IMDB and you'll be right as rain.

k? *giggle*


I can't believe it. You pervs have turned one of my serious threads into an excuse for drooling over hot guys.

*coughcolinfarrellcough*It's a god given talent. ;)

aadams73
06-10-2009, 12:26 AM
oh hunny, you should have said something earlier...we can fix this...*nods and smooths a stray hair of yours* really, a quick visit to IMDB and you'll be right as rain.


I just did and...nothing. I think he just looks too nice for me--like a brother.

Let the flogging commence. :D

Cassiopeia
06-10-2009, 12:27 AM
I just did and...nothing. I think he just looks too nice for me--like a brother.

Let the flogging commence. :Doh no, no need for flogging. It's okay, I still love you. :)

aadams73
06-10-2009, 12:29 AM
Hey, more for you ladies if I don't come to the Jude Law party, right?

Silver lining, silver lining.

Cassiopeia
06-10-2009, 12:30 AM
Hey, more for you ladies if I don't come to the Jude Law party, right?

Silver lining, silver lining.sweetie, a party without you isn't a silver lining...it's just dull....now stop that! LOL

scarletpeaches
06-10-2009, 12:30 AM
I've heard he's not very gifted in...well...that department.

Cassiopeia
06-10-2009, 12:32 AM
It's not the --- hunny but what you ----. ;)

scarletpeaches
06-10-2009, 12:33 AM
Pfft.

I shall continue this post by rep points.

aadams73
06-10-2009, 12:33 AM
It's not the bleepity bleep bleep censored. ;)

So true!

Jersey Chick
06-10-2009, 01:00 AM
Whenever I think of Jude Law, AI comes to mind and he was just... not my type in that movie... I haven't seen him in anything else.

My dream sammich is definitely Hugh+Jerz+Gerard

shazaam! :D

scarletpeaches
06-10-2009, 01:00 AM
You guys disgust me.

Cassiopeia
06-10-2009, 01:03 AM
You guys disgust me.So...we've just made your day then? bonus. :D

scarletpeaches
06-10-2009, 01:03 AM
Plus, I can't believe I don't have a Jude Law folder in my ladies' private time stash.

Adam
06-10-2009, 01:06 AM
Okay, so aadams73 has promised to jump into a swimming pool full of spiders if I ever get knocked up (not gonna happen) so in the tradition of all polls in Office Party here is a totally mature question...I ask you; which is more likely to happen, really?

What have I told you about informing me of your silly threads? *Pouts again.*

That said, I'm gonna go with Aadams73 jumping into a swimming pool full of spiders, despite the fact that merely typing the words out is giving me shivers. :(

8 legged little b*stards...

scarletpeaches
06-10-2009, 01:08 AM
What have I told you about informing me of your silly threads? *Pouts again.*...

I sorreh. :(

But the ladies of AW are happy that you have your pouty face on!

Adam
06-10-2009, 01:09 AM
I sorreh. :(

But the ladies of AW are happy that you have your pouty face on!

Pfft. :(

thethinker42
06-10-2009, 03:02 AM
What have I told you about informing me of your silly threads? *Pouts again.*

That said, I'm gonna go with Aadams73 jumping into a swimming pool full of spiders, despite the fact that merely typing the words out is giving me shivers. :(

8 legged little b*stards...

Hey, Adzmo...there's a spider crawling up your shoulder. Might want to get rid of it before it goes down your collar.

Just sayin...

Adam
06-10-2009, 03:14 AM
Hey, Adzmo...there's a spider crawling up your shoulder. Might want to get rid of it before it goes down your collar.

Just sayin...

You, madam, are a cowbag.

scarletpeaches
06-10-2009, 03:16 AM
You, madam, are a cowbag.


Poast of the year!

thethinker42
06-10-2009, 03:16 AM
You, madam, are a cowbag.

And you have a spider on you.

Don't hate me because I got the better end of the deal.

KTC
06-10-2009, 03:17 AM
And you have a spider on you.

Don't hate me because I got the better end of the deal.


You'd rather be a cowbag than have a spider on you. Are you jigsawed in the head?

Adam
06-10-2009, 03:18 AM
And you have a spider on you.

Don't hate me because I got the better end of the deal.

I hate you.

thethinker42
06-10-2009, 03:20 AM
You'd rather be a cowbag than have a spider on you. Are you jigsawed in the head?

That should give you an idea of how much I hate spiders.

scarletpeaches
06-10-2009, 03:21 AM
I wouldn't want to jump into a swimming pool full of cowbags, I can tell you that much.

thethinker42
06-10-2009, 03:22 AM
I hate you.

Well, in that case...

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i177/thethinker42/spider1-1.jpg

KTC
06-10-2009, 03:22 AM
I wouldn't want to jump into a swimming pool full of cowbags, I can tell you that much.

I'd stay on the deck if there was even one cowbag floatin' around in my pool.

Jersey Chick
06-10-2009, 03:46 AM
I don't even want to think about a cowbag in my pool... I'd never swim again.

Spiders? Eh, I just sqoosh 'em... I have to, my husband shrieks like a little girl and then passes out at the sight of a spider.

thethinker42
06-10-2009, 03:49 AM
Spiders? Eh, I just sqoosh 'em... I have to, my husband shrieks like a little girl and then passes out at the sight of a spider.

You should remind him that if he passes out, that gives the spider carte blanche to walk all over him.

He'll never sleep again...

Greenify13
06-10-2009, 04:18 AM
Okay since there was a picture above, I felt like showing this:
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj201/Greenify13/blue_spider.jpg
Isn't it pretty? Now that I think about it...if there are billions of them it might look like hairy water...:ROFL: I tease, I tease!

Jersey Chick
06-10-2009, 04:24 AM
You should remind him that if he passes out, that gives the spider carte blanche to walk all over him.

He'll never sleep again...
That would be mean.


I should soooo do that. :D

scarletpeaches
06-10-2009, 04:26 AM
*ahem*

If you check your email inbox, you might find five special items to keep you occupied...

Jersey Chick
06-10-2009, 04:57 AM
Oh, yes... they came through jes' fine! Hugh's got a little competition! :D

bettielee
06-10-2009, 05:21 AM
How did this get to be 7 pages?

And don't we eat like 7 spiders in our sleep throughout our lifetime? Someone might want to check into that...

scarletpeaches
06-10-2009, 05:24 AM
Spiders moved on to Colin Farrell.

No, wait. They morphed into Colin Farrell.

Hold on.

I mean...we got sick of spiders and started exchanging Colinprawn by email.

bettielee
06-10-2009, 05:26 AM
SWAT was on the other night. Him was sexy in SWAT.

Jersey Chick
06-10-2009, 05:27 AM
I'd rather talk teh smexy-manprawn talk over teh icky spiders any day!

Cassiopeia
06-10-2009, 05:28 AM
Spiders moved on to Colin Farrell.

No, wait. They morphed into Colin Farrell.

Hold on.

I mean...we got sick of spiders and started exchanging Colinprawn by email.
:Wha: I just checked my email in box and my spam box...I didn't get any. I'm gonna remember that ladies.

Death Wizard
06-10-2009, 05:50 AM
Sounds like an episode of Fear Factor.

Ha!!!

That'd get high ratings.

scarletpeaches
06-10-2009, 05:51 AM
:Wha: I just checked my email in box and my spam box...I didn't get any. I'm gonna remember that ladies.

PM me your email address and I'll happily send all 262 Farrell-based ladies' alone time items. :D

Cassiopeia
06-10-2009, 07:03 AM
PM me your email address and I'll happily send all 262 Farrell-based ladies' alone time items. :DCan I haz Jude Law instead? or mixed in there? :D

scarletpeaches
06-10-2009, 07:12 AM
I has no Judeprawn. :(

thethinker42
06-10-2009, 07:12 AM
PM me your email address and I'll happily send all 262 Farrell-based ladies' alone time items. :D

Amateur...

truelyana
06-10-2009, 10:10 AM
I'll be right behind, if it's spiders..

..what kind of spider will it be? As some die in water, or simply can't adapt to water conditions.

scarletpeaches
06-10-2009, 10:18 AM
No water, just spiders.

Wave upon wave of face-eating spiders...

truelyana
06-10-2009, 10:21 AM
No water, just spiders.

Wave upon wave of face-eating spiders...

Sounds good to me.

I love spiders. :)

scarletpeaches
06-10-2009, 10:24 AM
You're weird. :D

thethinker42
06-10-2009, 11:03 AM
You're weird. :D

Now that is the pot calling the kettle black if ever I've seen it...

scarletpeaches
06-10-2009, 11:17 AM
I didn't hear you complaining when my weirdness brought chapter forty into existence.

thethinker42
06-10-2009, 11:18 AM
I didn't hear you complaining when my weirdness brought chapter forty into existence.

I wasn't complaining about your weirdness, merely pointing out the irony of you calling someone else weird.

*off to read chapter 40...again*

aadams73
06-10-2009, 11:41 AM
For shame, you lot... :D

scarletpeaches
06-10-2009, 11:53 AM
You wouldn't say that if you knew what two of my characters got up to in chapter forty.

aadams73
06-10-2009, 11:54 AM
Does it involve Gerard Butler and a camel?

thethinker42
06-10-2009, 12:03 PM
Does it involve Gerard Butler and a camel?

Worse. Much worse.









And by worse, I mean sooooooooo much better.

aadams73
06-10-2009, 12:17 PM
Ahhh...the *very* best kind of worse.

Jersey Chick
06-10-2009, 03:56 PM
Is it a camel or a llama?

Gerard....



RAWR!

aadams73
06-10-2009, 04:03 PM
You know, I'm thinking we should pool our resources and BUY Gerard. You ladies can do what you will with him--I just want to stroke his biceps. Not that I'm shallow or anything. *cough*

thethinker42
06-10-2009, 04:06 PM
You know, I'm thinking we should pool our resources and BUY Gerard. You ladies can do what you will with him--I just want to stroke his biceps. Not that I'm shallow or anything. *cough*

I CALL DIBS ON HIS SHOULDERS!!!

aadams73
06-10-2009, 04:07 PM
C'mon ladies, his body parts are going fast! Better claim one now!

thethinker42
06-10-2009, 04:10 PM
C'mon ladies, his body parts are going fast! Better claim one now!

"What's this?"
"His arm. Want it?"
"Nope. Aadams73 called it."
"What about this?"
"Shoulders...TT42."
"And this?"
"Legs. Let Jersey Chick and OFG fight it out for those."
"WHOA. What is...THIS???"







(wait for it...)







THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aadams73
06-10-2009, 04:13 PM
What, all of it?? :Jaw:

thethinker42
06-10-2009, 04:17 PM
What, all of it?? :Jaw:

Well, the good parts...

Jersey Chick
06-10-2009, 04:36 PM
I want the good part(s):e2brows:.

aadams73
06-10-2009, 04:46 PM
Moot point. Gerard has no bad parts. ;)

thethinker42
06-10-2009, 05:00 PM
Moot point. Gerard has no bad parts. ;)

Good point.

Therefore, Gerard is all mine. The rest of you can piss off.

Lock thread.

Jersey Chick
06-10-2009, 05:08 PM
Ah, good point...but some parts are just better than others... heh heh...

Cassiopeia
06-10-2009, 05:25 PM
Good point.

Therefore, Gerard is all mine. The rest of you can piss off.
I love how delusional you are. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

*wakes Gerard*

Look, hunny...how cute...a fan. ;)

aadams73
06-10-2009, 05:59 PM
I love how delusional you are. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

*wakes Gerard*

Look, hunny...how cute...a fan. ;)

*Nudges Cass* She has to sleep sometime. Then we can make our move. I'll bring duct tape.

Button
06-10-2009, 06:03 PM
I keep reading this title and I keep getting a song stuck in my head.

Don't eat them babies
'Cause they love you
And they trust you

Don't eat them babies
'Cause there's chocolate chip muffins, and ham and s#!t lying around...

thethinker42
06-10-2009, 06:09 PM
*Nudges Cass* She has to sleep sometime. Then we can make our move. I'll bring duct tape.

I'm an insomniac. I am awake at all kinds of weird hours. Do NOT trifle with me, woman.

Unless, of course, you WANT to wake up in a sleeping bag full of spiders...

Cassiopeia
06-10-2009, 08:55 PM
I'm an insomniac. I am awake at all kinds of weird hours. Do NOT trifle with me, woman.

Unless, of course, you WANT to wake up in a sleeping bag full of spiders...
As fellow insomniac and fellow facebooker, I have documented your sleeping patterns. We're all sorted here. :)

thethinker42
06-11-2009, 03:12 AM
As fellow insomniac and fellow facebooker, I have documented your sleeping patterns. We're all sorted here. :)

STALKER!!!

I'm awake now. *stealz Gerard*

Cassiopeia
06-11-2009, 03:15 AM
STALKER!!!

I'm awake now. *stealz Gerard*sorry babes, that's his stunt double. :)

aadams73
06-11-2009, 03:16 AM
Yes, the real Gerard is currently performing cunning stunts.

thethinker42
06-11-2009, 03:35 AM
sorry babes, that's his stunt double. :)


Yes, the real Gerard is currently performing cunning stunts.

Pfft. Keep dreamin', ladies. The real Gerard has been locked in my basement since he was a Spartan.

Jersey Chick
06-11-2009, 03:55 AM
**chuckles madly**

My evil plan worked...

i have successfully created an exact Gerard replica that fools 'em all!!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aadams73
06-11-2009, 03:58 AM
WAIT! Can you create more replicas? We can sell them to women everywhere and be steenkin' RICH!

I am so full of bullshit good ideas.

thethinker42
06-11-2009, 04:00 AM
As long as it's a convincing enough replica to fool me into thinking it was the real Gerard...works for me.

aadams73
06-11-2009, 04:05 AM
Yeah, we don't want to have to put paper bags over his head cause his eyes are wonky or he has Rowan Atkinson's leer.

Cassiopeia
06-11-2009, 04:16 AM
Are you ladies still at this? Come now, there MUST be something new to start a thread about. ;)

aadams73
06-11-2009, 04:20 AM
Shhhhh. We can build him. We have the technology. Then we will all benefit.

Cassiopeia
06-11-2009, 04:21 AM
Shhhhh. We can build him. We have the technology. Then we will all benefit.It's we can REbuild him. We have the technology. ;)

aadams73
06-11-2009, 04:22 AM
Yeah, but the Gerardbot is worth SO much more than six-million measly bucks. So we're building. :D

Jersey Chick
06-11-2009, 04:23 AM
:roll:

I have the plans here...



somewhere....






oh



crap

aadams73
06-11-2009, 04:23 AM
Ruh roh!

thethinker42
06-11-2009, 04:47 AM
Yeah, we don't want to have to put paper bags over his head cause his eyes are wonky or he has Rowan Atkinson's leer.

A paper bag??

We don't need no stinkin' paper bag...

(edit: wrong pic...wasn't supposed to put the naked one up)

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i177/thethinker42/GerardPhantom.jpg

Jersey Chick
06-11-2009, 05:34 AM
I missed nekkid...?

man...


**pouts**

thethinker42
06-11-2009, 05:46 AM
I missed nekkid...?

man...


**pouts**

You snooze, you lose. :D

Death Wizard
06-11-2009, 06:14 AM
Yes, the real Gerard is currently performing cunning stunts.

Cunning stunts?

Jersey Chick
06-11-2009, 06:37 AM
You snooze, you lose. :D
Not fair! I was working! I wrote Chapter 19!

dangnabbit! why do the nekkid gods hate me so much?

aadams73
06-11-2009, 11:41 AM
The nekkid gods are elusive and cruel.

The last time I saw a naked guy it was Harvey Keitel. This scares me.

Bmwhtly
06-11-2009, 11:50 AM
I keep reading this title and I keep getting a song stuck in my head.

Don't eat them babies
'Cause they love you
And they trust you

Don't eat them babies
'Cause there's chocolate chip muffins, and ham and s#!t lying around...I keep thinking what if the spiders and babies cross-breed to form a mutant race of Spider-Babies who entangle adults in webs in order to steal milk.