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Kurtz
06-08-2009, 08:54 PM
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I am the great traitor. There must be no other. Anyone who even thinks about deserting this mission will be cut up into 198 pieces. Those pieces will be stamped on until what is left can be used only to paint walls. Whoever takes one grain of corn or one drop of water... more than his ration, will be locked up for 155 years. If I, Aguirre, want the birds to drop dead from the trees... then the birds will drop dead from the trees. I am the wrath of god. The earth I pass will see me and tremble. But whoever follows me and the river, will win untold riches. But whoever deserts...

dclary
06-08-2009, 09:31 PM
Whatever you say, dude.

mscelina
06-08-2009, 09:33 PM
*scratches head*

Oooooooookay. I think I need a martini now.

shawkins
06-08-2009, 11:20 PM
Aguirre is second only to Nastassja in Klaus Kinski's aesthetic achievments.

Kurtz
06-09-2009, 02:56 AM
Aguirre is second only to Nastassja in Klaus Kinski's aesthetic achievments.

To be honest I think Aguirre was made despite Kinski rather than because of him.

wannawrite
06-09-2009, 03:00 AM
*sigh* I am the wrath of God, too. Just ask my children.

Kurtz
06-09-2009, 03:06 AM
*sigh* I am the wrath of God, too. Just ask my children.

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I, the wrath of God, will marry my own daughter and with her I'll found the purest dynasty the earth has ever seen.

ChunkyC
06-09-2009, 03:36 AM
:Wha:

bettielee
06-09-2009, 04:30 AM
Ok, somebody needs to do something about the scary guy...

Zoombie
06-09-2009, 11:40 AM
Maybe it would make more sense if we read it in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice?

Ahh, zeeh wrafh ah gawwd, vill marry mah own dough-tarrr and wiff har ah'll fand tha pure-est daynasta tha Eurth has ever seeeeeeeeen!