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Cassiopeia
06-07-2009, 06:49 AM
He makes the best dern ciggies you'd ever did see,
He even mailed some once to me.
In the years, all three,
He makes me laugh so hard I have to wee.
His antics, his grin,
Never grow thin.
He's got a way,
That makes us all wanna play.
And from his photos he's quite a dish,
But man I really thought his avi was just a fish.
Now I'm not the brightest gal,
But he's sure one hell of a pal.

*Please by all means...add to this thread. :)

We love you SK...you just remember that!

Death Wizard
06-07-2009, 06:56 AM
He likes you too, very much.

Cassiopeia
06-07-2009, 06:57 AM
He likes ALL of us, very much...or he wouldn't put up with our poopoo.

Silver King
06-07-2009, 07:08 AM
I thought for sure this one would go...

Ol' Silver King,

You freaking suck
Damn lousy fuck
Taking off in a truck
With all of your luck

*Bows*

Porting this one to the Poetry forum...

cray
06-07-2009, 07:09 AM
silver king has comp
limented my appetite
for spam. he's the man

Susie
06-07-2009, 07:12 AM
Our Silver King writes great poems
Better than anyone can.
Look at the one above me
He really is the man.
Talented and wonderful,
Warm and witty too.
Why if I weren't married
He'd be in trouble
Yep, whohoo! :D

Button
06-07-2009, 07:14 AM
Silver King
Catches fish in water
Catches baddies

Hey baddies
Don't screw up here
He watches

Fish avatar
What it looks like
Not fish

Cassiopeia
06-07-2009, 07:20 AM
*grin*

*does a scene from Field of Dreams*

Alright, I love ya people...way to go! God Bless America...I love ya!

Cassiopeia
06-07-2009, 07:21 AM
I thought for sure this one would go...

Ol' Silver King,

You freaking suck
Damn lousy fuck
Taking off in a truck
With all of your luck

*Bows*

Porting this one to the Poetry forum...*grabs SK by the right ear and drags him off*

Now what did I say about saying fuck? hmmm?

(that one was for Scarletpeaches cos she loves it when I let rip, don't ya SP)

KTC
06-07-2009, 07:22 AM
SHUT IT DOWN. It singles out a member. SHUT IT DOWN.

The horror!

Cassiopeia
06-07-2009, 07:25 AM
SHUT IT DOWN. It singles out a member. SHUT IT DOWN.

The horror!Oh you're just jealous! LOL....

*goes off to plot a way to get even*

What can I say...it's what I do. ;)

Susie
06-07-2009, 07:30 AM
:ROFL:

Silver King
06-07-2009, 07:36 AM
SHUT IT DOWN. It singles out a member. SHUT IT DOWN.

The horror!
I agree.

But first, we'll see if the sleepy heads in Poetry are paying attention.

Cassiopeia
06-07-2009, 07:39 AM
spoiled sports. *pouts*

And no it's not a typo. :D

wannawrite
06-07-2009, 07:42 AM
I like Silver King
He has a fishy peen
and he is nice
to me.

See? I didn't say fuck, not even once :)

Cassiopeia
06-07-2009, 07:44 AM
I like Silver King
He has a fishy peen
and he is nice
to me.

See? I didn't say fuck, not even once :)BUSTED! LOL

Wayne K
06-07-2009, 07:44 AM
This image burned into my mind by SK.
A penis fish leaping, which leaves me feeling gay.
androgynous by nature I clung to my rod.
Nighmares of phallic flounder, incurred by a mod.

Wayne K
06-07-2009, 07:45 AM
This is why I don't write poetry. Vogons make fun of me.

Susie
06-07-2009, 07:46 AM
Don't shut it down, dear Silver. This has to live in infamy - er go on forever for eternity. It'll light up the sky! :)

Angie
06-07-2009, 04:00 PM
Who is this "Silver King" of which you speak??

KTC
06-07-2009, 04:15 PM
Who is this "Silver King" of which you speak??


He's the star of every ocean,
the queen of every sea,
he's the dream of every mermaid,
a catch for lonely seamen.
He's the sleek and silver demon
glinting in the sun,
the thump in every heartbeat
that lingers near the sea,
that's who be the silver king,
that is of who they speak.


Oh wait!!!!!!!!!!! Wait a cotton pickin' minute!!!!!!!!!!!! Did I say queen? Oops.

scarletpeaches
06-07-2009, 04:18 PM
Isn't it AW policy not to start threads singling one person out for praise or insults? Mod or not, why is Mr Penisfish the exception?

ETA: I see the deep, dark, dinkle of the deep blue briny has already spoken on this.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
06-07-2009, 04:19 PM
He's not.

And neither is the Ol' Bag.

So... closing in 3... 2... 1...