Ode to Silver King

Cassiopeia · Jun 6, 2009

He makes the best dern ciggies you'd ever did see,
He even mailed some once to me.
In the years, all three,
He makes me laugh so hard I have to wee.
His antics, his grin,
Never grow thin.
He's got a way,
That makes us all wanna play.
And from his photos he's quite a dish,
But man I really thought his avi was just a fish.
Now I'm not the brightest gal,
But he's sure one hell of a pal.

*Please by all means...add to this thread.

We love you SK...you just remember that!

Death Wizard · Jun 6, 2009

He likes you too, very much.

Cassiopeia · Jun 6, 2009

He likes ALL of us, very much...or he wouldn't put up with our poopoo.

Silver King · Jun 6, 2009

I thought for sure this one would go...

Ol' Silver King,

You freaking suck
Damn lousy fuck
Taking off in a truck
With all of your luck

*Bows*

Porting this one to the Poetry forum...

cray · Jun 6, 2009

silver king has comp
limented my appetite
for spam. he's the man

Susie · Jun 6, 2009

Our Silver King writes great poems
Better than anyone can.
Look at the one above me
He really is the man.
Talented and wonderful,
Warm and witty too.
Why if I weren't married
He'd be in trouble
Yep, whohoo!

Button · Jun 6, 2009

Silver King
Catches fish in water
Catches baddies

Hey baddies
Don't screw up here
He watches

Fish avatar
What it looks like
Not fish

Cassiopeia · Jun 6, 2009

*grin*

*does a scene from Field of Dreams*

Alright, I love ya people...way to go! God Bless America...I love ya!

Cassiopeia · Jun 6, 2009

Silver King said:
I thought for sure this one would go...

Ol' Silver King,

You freaking suck
Damn lousy fuck
Taking off in a truck
With all of your luck

*Bows*

Porting this one to the Poetry forum...

*grabs SK by the right ear and drags him off*

Now what did I say about saying fuck? hmmm?

(that one was for Scarletpeaches cos she loves it when I let rip, don't ya SP)

KTC · Jun 6, 2009

SHUT IT DOWN. It singles out a member. SHUT IT DOWN.

The horror!

Cassiopeia · Jun 6, 2009

KTC said:
SHUT IT DOWN. It singles out a member. SHUT IT DOWN.

The horror!

Oh you're just jealous! LOL....

*goes off to plot a way to get even*

What can I say...it's what I do.

Susie · Jun 6, 2009

Silver King · Jun 6, 2009

KTC said:
SHUT IT DOWN. It singles out a member. SHUT IT DOWN.

The horror!

I agree.

But first, we'll see if the sleepy heads in Poetry are paying attention.

Cassiopeia · Jun 6, 2009

spoiled sports. *pouts*

And no it's not a typo.

wannawrite · Jun 6, 2009

I like Silver King
He has a fishy peen
and he is nice
to me.

See? I didn't say fuck, not even once

Cassiopeia · Jun 6, 2009

wannawrite said:
I like Silver King
He has a fishy peen
and he is nice
to me.

See? I didn't say fuck, not even once

BUSTED! LOL

Wayne K · Jun 6, 2009

This image burned into my mind by SK.
A penis fish leaping, which leaves me feeling gay.
androgynous by nature I clung to my rod.
Nighmares of phallic flounder, incurred by a mod.

Wayne K · Jun 6, 2009

This is why I don't write poetry. Vogons make fun of me.

Susie · Jun 6, 2009

Don't shut it down, dear Silver. This has to live in infamy - er go on forever for eternity. It'll light up the sky!

Angie · Jun 7, 2009

Who is this "Silver King" of which you speak??

KTC · Jun 7, 2009

Angie said:
Who is this "Silver King" of which you speak??

He's the star of every ocean,
the queen of every sea,
he's the dream of every mermaid,
a catch for lonely seamen.
He's the sleek and silver demon
glinting in the sun,
the thump in every heartbeat
that lingers near the sea,
that's who be the silver king,
that is of who they speak.

Oh wait!!!!!!!!!!! Wait a cotton pickin' minute!!!!!!!!!!!! Did I say queen? Oops.

scarletpeaches · Jun 7, 2009

Isn't it AW policy not to start threads singling one person out for praise or insults? Mod or not, why is Mr Penisfish the exception?

ETA: I see the deep, dark, dinkle of the deep blue briny has already spoken on this.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jun 7, 2009

He's not.

And neither is the Ol' Bag.

So... closing in 3... 2... 1...

Ode to Silver King

Otherwise Occupied

Tumhe na koci puujetha

Otherwise Occupied

Megalops Erectus

Superior Life form

Thanks, special friend for my avi!

Resident in Question

Otherwise Occupied

Otherwise Occupied

Stand in the Place Where You Live

Otherwise Occupied

Thanks, special friend for my avi!

Megalops Erectus

Otherwise Occupied

Otherwise Occupied

Thanks, special friend for my avi!

Shaddup and lemme think.

Stand in the Place Where You Live

Hand? What hand?