If wishes were horses...

My Ma-Maw's (lord love her) buttercream chocolate cake, Nutella, coffee cake, men, biscuts and gravy (we call it 'bookie'), and Chinese food.

Entemann's devils donuts with the powdered sugar on them. Yum...

Milano cookies

Chocolate, gravy, gummi bears, cheesecake.

Fries and gravy.

Full fat lattes.

Tortilla chips dipped in cream cheese and then salsa.

Wienersnitzel chili cheese dogs
my chocolate truffle cheesecake
starbux mocha with an extra shot of mocha.... and espresso when I am really tired

Italian sausage, chocolate fudge ice cream (with hot fudge) from Baskin Robbins, Popeye's spicy chicken.

Oh yeah, those crispy french fries... not the soggy ones.

Hashbrown.

Dr. Pepper.

If that stuff was some sort of "long life" elixir, I'd be immortal by now.

Oh Dr. Pepper, I miss you...*on day 3 of kicking caffeine...want...want...WANT!*

Chips and Dip Chips and Dip Chips and Dip Chips and Dip Chips and Dip Chips and Dip Chips and Dip Chips and Dip Chips and Dip Chips and Dip Chips and Dip Chips and Dip Chips and Dip Chips and Dip Chips and Dip Chips and Dip Chips and Dip Chips and Dip

Mayonnaise.

White "Fucking" Castle hamburgers. Misery muffins, Mighty Whitey one bites, Porcelin Palace pies, call them what you want, I love the little fuckers. Oh God they don't love me back.

Medium rare steaks and gobs of greesy french fries, drenched in sauteed mushrooms, Once a month until the day I day, which is how I feel after the white castles.


Lobster.

Swedish Fish

La Maison du Chocolat chocolates. I'm glad they're so expensive otherwise I'd always be cramming them into my mouth.

Macaroni and cheese. I know it's bad for me, but I just can't help myself.

The best ever spicy fried chicken from this little hole in the wall. Only place that still has chicken like Jr. Food Mart used make.

Oreos

Chili Cheese Fritos with the Lays ranch dip in the jar

Hot wings, onion rings, milkshakes, pumpkin spice lattes

Hellman's mayo

Stilton

The burgers from the Rat Van at work.

Cider

I read the name of the thread and immediately thought:

If wishes were horses... We would be up to our knees in shit.

Sorry.

I'll take one of everything mentioned here, except for what BigWords offered.

If wishes were horses they would have an easier time running away in the opposite direction of me. Much more so than they already do.

[SUB]was that morbidly depressing?[/SUB]


1. 5 Hour Power...stuff makes me go psycho a few hours after using it. Only used it once, while it was working - great. However, it made me psychotic and want to kill people and then crash into a deep sleep for 4 extra hours that day. Bad reaction to it I guess...very bad.

Won't touch it again but geewiz wish I could use it...oups that horse just ran right off the cliff at the end of the paddock...shoot.

2. Wish my evil sister in law would leave me and mine the heck alone. Just drop of the face of the planet biotch...dang that horse just spontaeneously blew up into little bitty pieces of flesh and bone...hmmm...wonder what that was all about?

3. Wish people would stop moaning and belly aching about others up in their "bidness" when all they do is advertise their "bidness" on facebook, myspace and anywhere else where they get dramz for it.

OH NO...that horse just committed suicide on a whirlwind of dramz for posting its drama on facebook and twitter ...

*sigh* As you can see I'm in a slightly (HA) morbid and dreary mood...out laws (sic in laws) suck...so does 5 hour power energy shots but at least they don't go belly aching about the dramz...they just make me dramatically psychotic and that can be avoided by not using it.

EDIT: Sorry, that wasn't about food was it....

Vodka and cigarettes.

Pizza.

Bleu Cheese.

Bacon.

Mango Fruitista Freeze.

Dark chocolate w/ cocoa nibs.

Krispy Kreme donuts.

The Internet.

Perks said:

Crème brulée should ward off acne and lethargy.

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Mmm. Crème brulée ... and absolutely any dessert featuring toasted banana. Bananas Foster, I'm looking at you.