I'd lie for you and that's the truth

I'd lie for peaches.

I won't lie. But I won't tell on you, either.

All Cretans are liars.

I am from Crete.

I only lie to my parole office. But he kind of digs it.

Medievalist said:

All Cretans are liars.

I am from Crete.

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I'm jealous! I want to see Greek water one day. It's so clear blue.

A friend of mine is Greek, He'd be getting his Greek pride on about now and gloating how Greece is the best country ever.

You were at my house al night

Honest.

I'd swear on he bible. Of course I'm not christian. But it' help persuade 'em I was as honest as the day is long

White lies seem to be a grey area. Is telling a white lie actually lying?

I lie when I lay me down to sleep.

AnonymousWriter said:

White lies seem to be a grey area. Is telling a white lie actually lying?

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It's a nice sort of lying, when otherwise it'd be a mean sort of truth.

Sorry I'm late to this thread. I was having a lie in.

Lie? I wouldn't tell the truth for you. But hold on, wouldn't that be lying. (Disappears into vacuum bag of truth).

I'd lie around all day... if only they'd let me.

This thread needs a lye bath.


And it reminds me of the perfect cheater's paradox.

How can a person cheat on his/her mate and still "honestly" say the following?

"I may be a lot of things, but I am not a cheater."

The cheater's admission hasn't ruled out being a liar, so the statement is true to his/her being.

Oy, Scarlet!!!

You're supposed to inform me when you make a daft thread so I can comment early before all the best jokes are taken.

Adzmodeus said:

Oy, Scarlet!!!

You're supposed to inform me when you make a daft thread so I can comment early before all the best jokes are taken.

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I guess the joke's on you, then.

My crazy uncle once tried to learn to play the lyre.

No lie.

scarletpeaches said:

*sigh*

I was busy writing chapter thirty-eight!

(And that's no lie).

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*Pouts*

If you had time to post a thread, you had time to tell me.

thethinker42 said:

I guess the joke's on you, then.

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Watch it, missy.

I don't lie.

Except sometimes.

"Did I eat that chocolate? Nooooo..."

I lie all the time. Everything I say is a lie. In fact, I'm lying right now. I swear!

What chocolate? There was no chocolate here when I got here. Honest and for true. (one of my catchphrases)

well, there you go! Honest and for true!