What won't you do for love?

As the great philosopher Meatloaf once said: I'd do anything for love, but I won't do that.

So what won't you do for love? Lick a rattle snake? Climb a mountain? Walk to the corner and back? Orlando Bloom? Make it funny, make it serious, but just 'fess up. I want to know, damn it.

As for me, no way would I ever jump into a swimming pool filled to the brim with spiders. *Shivers in my boots* It just ain't happening, folks.

Perks said:

A friend of mine married and took her husband's name - Lipschitz.

There isn't enough love in the world to make me Mrs. Lipschitz. And I would not spawn any little Lipschitzes, either.

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*Spits coffee* Yeah, I can see that. Harry Lipschitz. Hee!

scarletpeaches said:

I wouldn't let any man put his dinkle in my front bottom and wiggle it around until it was sick, for love.

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But would you do it for fun?

You guys are sick. But that's why I love you. Don't go thinking I'd jump in with those spiders for a single one of you though.

scarletpeaches said:

I wouldn't eat a cockroach for love.

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Cooked or raw? Because pretty much anything tastes good if you put it in pie or drown it in butter.

scarletpeaches said:

It would have to be dead. I might eat a cockroach if Colin Farrell asked me to. But he'd have to give me something to take the taste away afterwards.

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*Nods all sagely and not at all filthily* Chocolate.

James81 said:

Get with a girl who doesn't realize that my kids come first.

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Smart. The kids always come first--end of story. Been there, done that.

scarletpeaches said:

It's anyone's choice whether or not their kids come first but they'll be preaching to someone else because I just wouldn't be interested in them anyway, by virtue of the fact they're a parent.

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That's fair too.

I probably wouldn't stab myself in the eye for love. That would just hurt. Ow.