Cashing in my man card v. 2.0: The Alphabet Apple Game

So, I open up my lunch box and pull out an apple.

What do I do? The same thing I do with every apple....the same thing I've done with every apple since the fourth grade:

Twist the stem, and with each twist, go through a letter of the alphabet until the stem comes off. Then, when that stem comes off on that particular letter, I think of a girl's name who begins with that letter and proudly say to myself that that is who I am going to marry.

Today I got "N." I'm gonna marry Nancy.

Who else does this?

robeiae said:

Pretty much everyone, James...

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Who are you going to marry?

jennontheisland said:

You seem pretty intent on relieving yourself of your Man card.

Wanna go shopping and talk about your feelings?

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Jesus, I thought you'd never ask.