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scarletpeaches
06-02-2009, 06:31 PM
Okay, it's not a house. It's a flat. Apartment to all you Americans out there.

I'm thinking my settee is very comfortable at this time of year, although the kitchen gets more sun, being South-facing.

Where would you choose?

quickWit
06-02-2009, 06:32 PM
Where do you spend the least amount of time?

scarletpeaches
06-02-2009, 06:33 PM
That corner over there.

quickWit
06-02-2009, 06:36 PM
Huh. I'd have guessed 'in front of a mirror'. :D

*makes sammitch, drags settee over to infrequently visited corner*

aadams73
06-02-2009, 06:39 PM
I'll take the kitchen. So, who's in the closet?

dpaterso
06-02-2009, 06:40 PM
The padlocked gimp box at the bottom of your bed.

-Derek

Calla Lily
06-02-2009, 06:41 PM
Next to the coffeepot, in the sunshine.

scarletpeaches
06-02-2009, 06:42 PM
Next to the coffeepot, in the sunshine.

Hey - who brought that coffeepot? It's certainly not mine; I never drink the stuff.

wannawrite
06-02-2009, 06:42 PM
I used to be in the closet, but found I like it out here. How 'bout I hang out in the medicine cabinet, now? THAT'S bound to be interesting...

scarletpeaches
06-02-2009, 06:43 PM
I used to be in the closet, but found I like it out here. How 'bout I hang out in the medicine cabinet, now? THAT'S bound to be interesting...

I have a medicine drawer, but that's in the kitchen, so you'll have to ask aadams73 if you can move in.

There's aspro-clear in there, and nurofen migraine, and cold powders, and my contact lenses, and some plasters (that's band-aids to you Americans).

aadams73
06-02-2009, 06:44 PM
I used to be in the closet, but found I like it out here. How 'bout I hang out in the medicine cabinet, now? THAT'S bound to be interesting...

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all

Calla Lily
06-02-2009, 06:44 PM
Hey - who brought that coffeepot? It's certainly not mine; I never drink the stuff.

You didn't say we couldn't pack supplies. :tongue

Fine. How about a teapot?

aadams73
06-02-2009, 06:45 PM
I have a medicine drawer, but that's in the kitchen, so you'll have to ask aadams73 if you can move in.



Yup, I'm ok with that.

James81
06-02-2009, 06:45 PM
With your neighbors. They sound like fun.

Button
06-02-2009, 06:54 PM
Inside of a bottle...

Actually not, probably wherever you stash your secret horde of... books.

scarletpeaches
06-02-2009, 06:57 PM
Inside of a bottle...

Actually not, probably wherever you stash your secret horde of... books.

The spare room, then?

And it's not so secret...bit hard to hide over 700 books...

Mr Flibble
06-02-2009, 06:57 PM
Wherever you keep the naked men.

wannawrite
06-02-2009, 06:57 PM
Yup, I'm ok with that.

Yeah! I get to move into a medicine drawer with a cute chick! My day is already looking up!

quickWit
06-02-2009, 06:59 PM
One pill makes you larger

Pfft! If only...

BenPanced
06-02-2009, 07:00 PM
Wherever has the best view of the TV.

wannawrite
06-02-2009, 07:00 PM
Uh SP...what, exactly IS a cold powder? I have a million different ideas flying through my mind...

scarletpeaches
06-02-2009, 07:02 PM
Uh SP...what, exactly IS a cold powder? I have a million different ideas flying through my mind...

Small paper packets of powdered lemon drinks for when you have a cold. Just add boiling water.

Adam
06-02-2009, 07:09 PM
Bathroom, as long as I don't have to clean it. ;)

I'll look away while you shower, honest.

spamwarrior
06-02-2009, 08:15 PM
On the roof. Or near a laptop/computer.

quickWit
06-02-2009, 08:19 PM
It's getting pretty crowded in here. We're going to need a bigger flat.

aadams73
06-02-2009, 08:19 PM
Or more baby oil.

spamwarrior
06-02-2009, 08:19 PM
I know. She should get a mansion now. Space for everyone!

quickWit
06-02-2009, 08:21 PM
Or more baby oil.

*drags settee over by aadams73*

:D

BenPanced
06-02-2009, 08:24 PM
Whoever's closest to the fridge, bring me a beer.

And keep the noise down. My shows are on.

robeiae
06-02-2009, 08:29 PM
I thin I'd live just inside the front door.

Don't expect many visitors, from now on.

dgrintalis
06-02-2009, 09:16 PM
Are all the corners taken? I just need a little spot, preferably out of the sun. I'll just curl up and read. No one will notice me at all.

Perks
06-02-2009, 10:27 PM
I would live in your left house-slipper.

robeiae
06-02-2009, 10:32 PM
You and your toe-fetish, Perks...

quickWit
06-02-2009, 10:35 PM
I would live in your left house-slipper.

As opposed to SP's left clubbing-slipper?

robeiae
06-02-2009, 10:37 PM
As opposed to SP's left clubbing-slipper?
Wayne?

quickWit
06-02-2009, 10:37 PM
Rob?

CACTUSWENDY
06-02-2009, 10:44 PM
If it's okay, I' ll take the top right corner of her laptop screen. (I don't take much room.) Then I can hang over the edge and see all her WIPs. Bet they make for some good reading.

Ken
06-02-2009, 10:47 PM
... would this be a rent-free arrangement, including both bread and board? And how about the neighborhood. Good place to raise kids: quality schools, ample playing grounds; accessible transportation; corrupt politicians capable of being bribed; ....

Perks
06-02-2009, 10:50 PM
As opposed to SP's left clubbing-slipper?As opposed to her left glass slipper, stupid.

Calla Lily
06-02-2009, 10:51 PM
Whoever's closest to the fridge, bring me a beer.

And keep the noise down. My shows are on.

:rolleyes: Typical guy. What about you bringing us gals a few mojitos? And change the channel to Torchwood, please. Thanks ever so.

robeiae
06-02-2009, 11:17 PM
As opposed to her left glass slipper, stupid.
Hahahahahaha...

Quickie is stupid.

Hahahahahaha...

quickWit
06-02-2009, 11:31 PM
As opposed to her left glass slipper, stupid.

*takes a knee*

Oh, Perks. That was just hurtful.


Hahahahahaha...

Quickie is stupid.

Hahahahahaha...

Stoopit is as stoopit does, Mrs. Blue.

robeiae
06-02-2009, 11:45 PM
I wanna be hurtful, too.


Say, here's an idea: Scarletpeaches is always hijacking threads to talk about Letos and such, let's hijack this thread and talk about... ... ... ...Quaker Instant Oatmeal!

Perks
06-02-2009, 11:47 PM
*takes a knee*

Oh, Perks. That was just hurtful.



Stoopit is as stoopit does, Mrs. Blue.But I luvs you. I am compelled to hurt the ones I love.

robeiae
06-02-2009, 11:49 PM
But I luvs you. I am compelled to hurt the ones I love.
Knowing that you didn't try to hurt me actually hurts me. So even though you don't "luvs" me, you do.

Adam
06-02-2009, 11:55 PM
I wanna be hurtful, too.


Say, here's an idea: Scarletpeaches is always hijacking threads to talk about Letos and such, let's hijack this thread and talk about... ... ... ...Quaker Instant Oatmeal!

I love instant oatmeal! :D

Especially with a big tablespoon of honey in it.

robeiae
06-02-2009, 11:56 PM
I like Maple Brown Sugar bestest. But Apple and Cinaninamom is good, too.

aadams73
06-02-2009, 11:57 PM
Say, here's an idea: Scarletpeaches is always hijacking threads to talk about Letos and such, let's hijack this thread and talk about... ... ... ...Quaker Instant Oatmeal!

If we've told you once, we've told you a hundred times: no one wants to hear about your regularity problem.

Adam
06-02-2009, 11:58 PM
I like Maple Brown Sugar bestest. But Apple and Cinaninamom is good, too.

Ooh, apple and cinnamon sounds good. I shall have to try that.

I occasionally go for strawberry jam, but it doesn't always mix well. :(

robeiae
06-02-2009, 11:58 PM
If we've told you once, we've told you a hundred times: no one wants to hear about your regularity problem.

Not even on a regular basis?

waylander
06-02-2009, 11:59 PM
Halfway round the U-bend

bettielee
06-03-2009, 12:00 AM
Next to the coffeepot, in the sunshine.


Yeah, sorry, that's my coffeepot. Me and callalily can share. This spot here in the sunshine is nice.

And maple brown sugar oatmeal, pls. In a pink cup, if you have it. I like pink.

Jersey Chick
06-03-2009, 12:01 AM
I'll take the kitchen. And if you're nice, I might even cook for you. I'm a great cook! :D

Besides, I kinda owe you... for the Huge Ackman and all.

Wayne K
06-03-2009, 12:01 AM
Two pages and no one's called dibs on the bed.

Dibs!

BenPanced
06-03-2009, 12:09 AM
Will you guys pipe down?! I haven't seen this commercial in two hours!

KTC
06-03-2009, 12:17 AM
That corner over there.

Thank god.

Perks
06-03-2009, 12:21 AM
Halfway round the U-bendLondon isn't nicer than a U-bend in Scotland?

I'm askeered.

Ask me about my upcoming travel plans.

dgrintalis
06-03-2009, 12:21 AM
Okay, the boys are getting rowdy. Don't make me don one of my belly dance costumes and mesmerize you with my swaying hips! ;)

quickWit
06-03-2009, 12:22 AM
Two pages and no one's called dibs on the bed.

Dibs!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Dibs...

http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/oo185/qWit/DibsVan266ml_Mar07.jpg

waylander
06-03-2009, 12:44 AM
London isn't nicer than a U-bend in Scotland?

I'm askeered.

Ask me about my upcoming travel plans.

Tell me about your upcoming travel plans.
Do we need a new thread?

jennontheisland
06-03-2009, 12:47 AM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Dibs...

http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/oo185/qWit/DibsVan266ml_Mar07.jpg

Might get messy with those in the bed....

quickWit
06-03-2009, 12:53 AM
Might get messy with those in the bed....

Jen, Jen, Jen, you poor misguided soul. They're Dibs. They're bite-sized. And if you eat the whole container in less than two minutes (as intended) there's no mess at all. I don't see a problem. You're creating a problem.

Stop being part of the problem. Be a part of the solution. (I heard that in a management meeting once. I thought it sounded pretty kewl). :D

BenPanced
06-03-2009, 01:00 AM
You want a solution? One tablespoon of baking soda in one glass of water. There's yer solution.

I kill me.

KTC
06-03-2009, 01:02 AM
this is stupid

Wayne K
06-03-2009, 01:04 AM
this is stupid
Or is it so intelligent that we just don't get it?

Wayne K
06-03-2009, 01:05 AM
Nah, it's stupid.

KTC
06-03-2009, 01:05 AM
it's stupid

quickWit
06-03-2009, 01:07 AM
it's stupid

*looks around thinking SP has returned*

Ha! Good one, Kevin.

KTC
06-03-2009, 01:10 AM
stop laughing, moneypenny

quickWit
06-03-2009, 01:11 AM
stop laughing, moneypenny

Sorry, Oddjob. Couldn't be helped.

KTC
06-03-2009, 01:12 AM
i'm gonna wipe that Groucho right off yer face

quickWit
06-03-2009, 01:14 AM
i'm gonna wipe that Groucho right off yer face

I'm sensing some hostility. You need to spend more time in the House of Love.

KTC
06-03-2009, 01:15 AM
please may i to squish rabbit?

spamwarrior
06-03-2009, 01:15 AM
I'm sensing some hostility. You need to spend more time in the House of Love.

I second that.

spamwarrior
06-03-2009, 01:21 AM
please may i to squish rabbit?

ew. Gross.

quickWit
06-03-2009, 01:21 AM
please may i to squish rabbit?

Aww, Kevin wants to hug me. That's just adorable. :)

aadams73
06-03-2009, 01:23 AM
Well, now we know who's getting the closet.

quickWit
06-03-2009, 01:26 AM
Well, now we know who's getting the closet.

...and the short end of the stick.


*rimshot*


Goodnight, everybody. You've been a wonderful audience. :)

scarletpeaches
06-03-2009, 01:28 AM
I arrive back just as quickWit leaves - yay!

Okay, who wants his corner?

Adam
06-03-2009, 02:11 AM
I'm good with the bathroom, thanks. ;)

Though some food wouldn't hurt. :(

scarletpeaches
06-03-2009, 02:12 AM
Well SOMEONE stole my biscuit barrel while I was asleep yesterday.

bettielee
06-03-2009, 03:22 AM
I have coffee. Maybe if we are nice to the chocolate cheesehead kids, one of them will come over with snacks...

**edges toward desk, pretending to be in search of water for coffeepot.... looking for chapter 31**

Jersey Chick
06-03-2009, 03:33 AM
wasn't me. i swear.

aadams73
06-03-2009, 06:43 AM
I think Rob-e-i-e-i-o farted.

Death Wizard
06-03-2009, 07:41 AM
Or more baby oil.

It hurts a man's heart to read such things. :)

Susie
06-03-2009, 07:46 AM
I have coffee. Maybe if we are nice to the chocolate cheesehead kids, one of them will come over with snacks...

**edges toward desk, pretending to be in search of water for coffeepot.... looking for chapter 31**


You rang? Iz got :Cake: 4 y'all. :D

Adam
06-03-2009, 07:51 AM
Well SOMEONE stole my biscuit barrel while I was asleep yesterday.

Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about that.

If it helps, they were YUMMY! :D

bettielee
06-03-2009, 07:59 AM
No biscuits? bummer...

BenPanced
06-03-2009, 08:29 AM
Speaking of bummers, somebody's blocking my view of the TV. Again. People, this is very important shop-at-home viewing I'm missing!