Best of the best

This is a tough one, but I'll give it a shot:

1. Fish
2. Catch fish
3. Catch more fish
4. Catch bigger fish
5. Release all of the fish alive

1. Get myself out of messy computer situations
2. Spell and punctuate
3. Cook without recipes or mixes
4. Write limericks
5. Make use of what I have

1. Use spellcheck.
2. Find things on the internet.
3. Spout spontaneous poetry.
4. Create awesome playlists on itunes.
5. Create intricate dragon societies.

1. Listen
2. Dance
3. Research and problem solve
4. Lay tile
5. Find the funny side of serious situations

1. Figure out technology
2. Read long books in a matter of hours (I finished LOTR in a couple)
3. Make fun of things
4. Make fun of more things
5. Sing along to music

Silver King said:

This is a tough one, but I'll give it a shot:

1. Fish
2. Catch fish
3. Catch more fish
4. Catch bigger fish
5. Release all of the fish alive

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Well, I can catch more bigger fish. So up yours's'es

Silver King said:

This is a tough one, but I'll give it a shot:

1. Fish
2. Catch fish
3. Catch more fish
4. Catch bigger fish
5. Release all of the fish alive

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Crap. I was with you until # 5.

1. be a rascal
2. be too truthful
3. be sweet
4. rock mayhem
5. harass Boston

1. Spell words correctly
2. Bake excellent cakes
3. Rhyme (what a surprise!)
4. Get people to laugh
5. XXXX(censored)

And Deathwizard, as for the eyebrow thing, on a similar note, my daughter can make her nostrils twitch. It's quite amusing.

Better than most people? Hmm...

I can tape all your butt cheeks together.

robeiae said:

Better than most people? Hmm...

I can tape all your butt cheeks together.

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but can you dance? like in a big 80's movie music montage

track prey by smell alone
punch holes in walls
blame others for my misfortunes
despise humanity
whip up a delicious crème brûlée

robeiae said:

Better than most people? Hmm...

I can tape all your butt cheeks together.

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Well, I can pull the trunk and the damn light actually comes on! KAching.

robeiae said:

Better than most people? Hmm...

I can tape all your butt cheeks together.

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But face it. You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie, what would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?

William Haskins said:

track prey by smell alone
punch holes in walls
blame others for my misfortunes
despise humanity
whip up a delicious crème brûlée

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have we met?

William Haskins said:

track prey by smell alone
punch holes in walls
blame others for my misfortunes
despise humanity
whip up a delicious crème brûlée

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Sounds like my ex, except for the delicious crème brûlée part.

I do know one thing for sure. Anything girls can do, boys can do better. We can do anything better than them. I know this much is true.

KTC said:

I do know one thing for sure. Anything girls can do, boys can do better. We can do anything better than them. I know this much is true.

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Bcs your mommy told you?

William Haskins said:

whip up a delicious crème brûlée

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Mmm. Make one for all of us.

rhymegirl said:

Mmm. Make one for all of us.

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Then he'll need a wood chipper, too...

KTC said:

I do know one thing for sure. Anything girls can do, boys can do better. We can do anything better than them. I know this much is true.

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I oughta spank you for that.

spank me