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My daughter (11) told me this joke, yesterday:

A boy asks his mother, "Mom, is God a man or a woman?"

"God is neither," says the mom.

"Well, is God black or white?" asks the boy.

"God is neither," says the mom.

"So, God is Michael Jackson?"
 

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Well...Um...I don't know what to say to that.
 

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lol

I think Lewis Black was right that Micheal Jackson has become a punchline in this country.

I mean, if you forget the ending to any joke, all you have to say is "Micheal Jackson" and it immediately becomes funny.

Just his name makes me laugh so hard I pee a little.
 

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When my son was about her age, he came home from school and said, "Dad, there's a girl in my class who has twelve sisters."

"Wow, that's quite a family!"

"And you know what?" he said. "They all have the same first name."

"Really? That sounds pretty confusing."

"She says her mom just calls them by their last name, which is different for every one of them."
 

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When my son was about her age, he came home from school and said, "Dad, there's a girl in my class who has twelve sisters."

"Wow, that's quite a family!"

"And you know what?" he said. "They all have the same first name."

"Really? That sounds pretty confusing."

"She says her mom just calls them by their last name, which is different for every one of them."

:roll: :roll: :roll:

The best comedians are children.
 

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God is love.
Love is blind.
Ray Charles is blind.
Therefore, Ray Charles is God.
 
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When my son was about her age, he came home from school and said, "Dad, there's a girl in my class who has twelve sisters."

"Wow, that's quite a family!"

"And you know what?" he said. "They all have the same first name."

"Really? That sounds pretty confusing."

"She says her mom just calls them by their last name, which is different for every one of them."


That is very funny, my Kingeth. :)
 

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When my son was about her age, he came home from school and said, "Dad, there's a girl in my class who has twelve sisters."

"Wow, that's quite a family!"

"And you know what?" he said. "They all have the same first name."

"Really? That sounds pretty confusing."

"She says her mom just calls them by their last name, which is different for every one of them."


At a dental office I used to work in a woman came in and handed me her two Medicaid cards, not sure which one was for her. She had two cards because she had seven kids and each kid did have a different last name.
 

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... back in the day, MJ actually did have a divine voice like a heavenly angel.
Nowadays, of course, he's more like a demon from hell.