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robeiae
05-31-2009, 12:15 AM
My daughter (11) told me this joke, yesterday:

A boy asks his mother, "Mom, is God a man or a woman?"

"God is neither," says the mom.

"Well, is God black or white?" asks the boy.

"God is neither," says the mom.

"So, God is Michael Jackson?"

Elwolf
05-31-2009, 12:19 AM
Well...Um...I don't know what to say to that.

robeiae
05-31-2009, 12:21 AM
Well...Um...I don't know what to say to that.
Actually, that was my reaction, as well.

Haggis
05-31-2009, 12:28 AM
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Damnhaggis/billie_jean.gif

robeiae
05-31-2009, 12:30 AM
That looks like Franzen's goal-scoring celebration...

Haggis
05-31-2009, 12:31 AM
:ROFL:

Matera the Mad
05-31-2009, 12:42 AM
Well, Michael dammit, what's a person to say?

bettielee
05-31-2009, 12:46 AM
Well, Michael dammit, what's a person to say?

"I have no response to that" (Joe vs. the Volcano reference.

James81
05-31-2009, 01:12 AM
lol

I think Lewis Black was right that Micheal Jackson has become a punchline in this country.

I mean, if you forget the ending to any joke, all you have to say is "Micheal Jackson" and it immediately becomes funny.

Just his name makes me laugh so hard I pee a little.

spamwarrior
05-31-2009, 04:42 AM
Me either...

I'm sure a lot of people have heard the thing about Michael Jackson being born a black male and dying a white female.

Silver King
05-31-2009, 04:42 AM
When my son was about her age, he came home from school and said, "Dad, there's a girl in my class who has twelve sisters."

"Wow, that's quite a family!"

"And you know what?" he said. "They all have the same first name."

"Really? That sounds pretty confusing."

"She says her mom just calls them by their last name, which is different for every one of them."

Angie
05-31-2009, 05:07 AM
When my son was about her age, he came home from school and said, "Dad, there's a girl in my class who has twelve sisters."

"Wow, that's quite a family!"

"And you know what?" he said. "They all have the same first name."

"Really? That sounds pretty confusing."

"She says her mom just calls them by their last name, which is different for every one of them."

:roll: :roll: :roll:

The best comedians are children.

benbradley
05-31-2009, 07:09 AM
God is love.
Love is blind.
Ray Charles is blind.
Therefore, Ray Charles is God.

DL Hegel
06-02-2009, 07:29 AM
This is my vote.

http://poplicks.com/images/ugly-guy.jpg

Sweetleaf
06-02-2009, 07:35 AM
I just have to drop this in here:

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt206/overtired/ss0243.jpg


...and it's not brain science either. :)

Susie
06-02-2009, 08:30 AM
When my son was about her age, he came home from school and said, "Dad, there's a girl in my class who has twelve sisters."

"Wow, that's quite a family!"

"And you know what?" he said. "They all have the same first name."

"Really? That sounds pretty confusing."

"She says her mom just calls them by their last name, which is different for every one of them."


That is very funny, my Kingeth. :)

regdog
06-02-2009, 02:32 PM
When my son was about her age, he came home from school and said, "Dad, there's a girl in my class who has twelve sisters."

"Wow, that's quite a family!"

"And you know what?" he said. "They all have the same first name."

"Really? That sounds pretty confusing."

"She says her mom just calls them by their last name, which is different for every one of them."


At a dental office I used to work in a woman came in and handed me her two Medicaid cards, not sure which one was for her. She had two cards because she had seven kids and each kid did have a different last name.

Ken
06-02-2009, 03:11 PM
... back in the day, MJ actually did have a divine voice like a heavenly angel.
Nowadays, of course, he's more like a demon from hell.