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spamwarrior
05-30-2009, 11:12 PM
What do you think?

:Sun:

brokenfingers
05-30-2009, 11:19 PM
Well, one of the qualifications for a perfect male is the ability to belch really well. Volume and length are two criteria you must master.

robeiae
05-30-2009, 11:21 PM
The best way to be perfect at something is to practice. Because, you know, practice makes perfect.

Angie
05-30-2009, 11:21 PM
Well, one of the qualifications for a perfect male is the ability to belch really well. Volume and length are two criteria you must master.

I was gonna say the same thing for being a perfect lady.

spamwarrior
05-30-2009, 11:22 PM
Well, one of the qualifications for a perfect male is the ability to belch really well. Volume and length are two criteria you must master.

What about... like... the noises that come out of their butts?

robeiae
05-30-2009, 11:24 PM
Also, to be a perfect gentleman, you must always wear this shirt (http://rlv.zcache.com/official_bikini_inspector_shirt-p235755142377317201trlf_400.jpg). Brokenfingers can verify this.

brokenfingers
05-30-2009, 11:27 PM
Also, to be a perfect gentleman, you must always wear this shirt (http://rlv.zcache.com/official_bikini_inspector_shirt-p235755142377317201trlf_400.jpg). Brokenfingers can verify this.Why do you keep making fun of the fact that I once worked for the Federal Government?

brokenfingers
05-30-2009, 11:28 PM
What about... like... the noises that come out of their butts?Hmmm, I don't know. You might want to ask Rob. I'm far from a perfect man.

robeiae
05-30-2009, 11:29 PM
Why do you keep making fun of the fact that I once worked for the Federal Government?

Because making fun of the fact that you have five nipples got boring?

Angie
05-30-2009, 11:29 PM
My gawd, somebody spoke truth in here.

(I'm not saying who, or which comment was true. I'll let you work it out. :D )

Wayne K
05-30-2009, 11:33 PM
The perfect example of either is to live your life with dignity. Don't hurt yourself, and don't hurt others.

spamwarrior
05-30-2009, 11:33 PM
Because making fun of the fact that you have five nipples got boring?

ewwwww...

brokenfingers
05-30-2009, 11:34 PM
Because making fun of the fact that you have five nipples got boring?Ah, yes - I forgot all about your fixation with my nipples.

How's therapy going, by the way?

robeiae
05-30-2009, 11:35 PM
How's therapy going, by the way?
Pretty good. I have over fifty patients, now.

Angie
05-30-2009, 11:36 PM
Pretty good. I have over fifty doctors, now.

...and not one of them can figure out what's wrong with you.

spamwarrior
05-30-2009, 11:36 PM
I'm glad I started this thread. XD

spamwarrior
05-30-2009, 11:37 PM
...and not one of them can figure out what's wrong with you.

I know. That's sad.

Angie
05-30-2009, 11:39 PM
I'm glad I started this thread. XD

You've created a monster.


Oh, wait. Never mind. We really can't blame Rob on you...

robeiae
05-30-2009, 11:42 PM
I'm the bad guy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eREiQhBDIk

writerterri
05-30-2009, 11:53 PM
I'm the bad guy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eREiQhBDIk


Same thing happened to me.

vrabinec
05-30-2009, 11:57 PM
I dunno, but the perfect lady better have a nice rack and caboose.

And, a perfect gentleman better be rich enough to support his wife so she can stay home and eat bon bons and mess around with Alfonzo the pool boy.

Angie
05-31-2009, 12:04 AM
I dunno, but the perfect lady better have a nice rack and caboose.


My rack and caboose are very nice, thankyouverymuch.

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/mymotherwasahamster/wallmountedwinerack.jpg

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/mymotherwasahamster/red_caboose1.jpg

robeiae
05-31-2009, 12:05 AM
The left side of your rack is sagging...

aadams73
05-31-2009, 12:05 AM
Perfection is highly overrated. :D

rhymegirl
05-31-2009, 12:06 AM
Because making fun of the fact that you have five nipples got boring?

Don't forget his multiple bellybuttons.

Angie
05-31-2009, 12:13 AM
The left side of your rack is sagging...

Yes, it tends to do that late in the day.

truelyana
05-31-2009, 02:53 AM
Being yourself. The imperfections are what makes someone perfect in their own way.

thethinker42
05-31-2009, 03:24 AM
To be a perfect lady, don't be scarletpeaches.

scarletpeaches
05-31-2009, 03:25 AM
Get the hell out of this thread, bitch.

thethinker42
05-31-2009, 03:25 AM
To be a perfect lady, don't be scarletpeaches.


Get the hell out of this thread, bitch.

I rest my case.

Haggis
05-31-2009, 03:32 AM
I always thought nipples came in pairs.

Angie
05-31-2009, 03:33 AM
I always thought nipples came in pairs.

Not if you're an alien.

spamwarrior
05-31-2009, 04:43 AM
I dunno, but the perfect lady better have a nice rack and caboose.

And, a perfect gentleman better be rich enough to support his wife so she can stay home and eat bon bons and mess around with Alfonzo the pool boy.

That's what I heard. From one of those magazines.

Silver King
05-31-2009, 04:51 AM
I've lost track of the number of innocent souls who have been corrupted in this forum. It's very sad, but kinda funny, too.

Oh, and I like Angie's rack. It makes me thirsty. Her caboose ain't half bad either and seems like it would be a joy to ride.

writerterri
05-31-2009, 04:53 AM
I've lost track of the number of innocent souls who have been corrupted in this forum. It's very sad, but kinda funny, too.

Oh, and I like Angie's rack. It makes me thirsty. Her caboose ain't half bad either and seems like it would be a joy to ride.


Oh, my!

Angie
05-31-2009, 04:55 AM
Oh, and I like Angie's rack. It makes me thirsty. Her caboose ain't half bad either and seems like it would be a joy to ride.

So, ya wanna go for a joy ride? :e2brows:

spamwarrior
05-31-2009, 04:58 AM
I like the caboose, too.

Angie
05-31-2009, 05:01 AM
Maybe I should start charging for rides...?

Silver King
05-31-2009, 05:06 AM
So, ya wanna go for a joy ride? :e2brows:
Sure, as long as you bring along that rack. By the time I get through, it'll be empty but more level to the naked eye.

Angie
05-31-2009, 05:09 AM
Good, it could use some leveling.

spamwarrior
05-31-2009, 05:15 AM
I've never had a ride in a caboose!

Back to the subject at hand. Any more thoughts?

Angie
05-31-2009, 05:23 AM
About my hand?

spamwarrior
05-31-2009, 05:30 AM
No, being perfect.

Angie
05-31-2009, 05:32 AM
Oh, sorry. I got distracted. I blame SK.

spamwarrior
05-31-2009, 05:43 AM
Yup, we learn new things all the time XD

brokenfingers
05-31-2009, 05:49 AM
As to the original topic, it depends on your definition of a "lady".

And one person's idea of perfection might differ vastly from another person's.

Angie
05-31-2009, 05:53 AM
I don't believe in perfection, anyway. Nobody's perfect. It's the ability to accept a person's imperfections that allows you to be happy with your partner.

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rhymegirl
05-31-2009, 07:05 AM
As to the original topic, it depends on your definition of a "lady".

This is true.

So perhaps the OP should define what is meant by a lady.

spamwarrior
05-31-2009, 02:04 PM
This is true.

So perhaps the OP should define what is meant by a lady.

By "lady," I mean "woman." Stereotypes and all that.