Movie Quote Game

Tombstone.

Let's do an easy one . . .

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here."

Taxi Driver

"Move your left toe."

Pulp Fiction Kill Bill vol 1. (Thanks Sarah )

Lets keep it easy for a while

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

The Princess Bride.

"Only a fool would try to arrest us twice in one day."
"You're under arrest!"
"Fool."

Three Musketeers

OK, slight paraphrasing here cos I can't remember exactly.

Character nods at moving box. The box barks. 'How's Nigel? Still got the agoraphobia?'

ETA: Just noticed the 'keep it easy part. Okay so an easy one, but bonus brownie point for whoever get sthe original one

What is best in life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

The Price of Milk

"If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla."

Ooooh extra brownie points for you!


Fight Club



I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

Blade Runner?


No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty, I'm no longer standing, because if I am... you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.

Its WIGGLE YOUR LEFT TOE!

V for Vendetta, by the way.

"Go for the eyes, the throat, the vulnerable spots!"
"ITS A ROCK MONSTER, IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY VULNERABLE SPOTS!"
"Uh, uh, uh...try...looking around yourself, could you construct a kind of rudimentary lathe?"

That is totally Galaxy Quest!

I realized the other day I didn't have it yet, when it was on sale for $8 and were all sold out! That was not very nice teasing me like that



No, see this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea.

28 Days Later.


That's cause Lance Hunt is Captain Amazing.
Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing DOESN'T wear glasses!
He takes them off and he transforms.
That doesn't make any sense! He wouldn't be able to see!

Mystery Men

"How do you write women so well?"
"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

Mystery Men (Way too easy) opps cross post
Something's Gotta Give As Good As It Gets

"You eat when we say you eat. You sh*t when we say you sh*t. You piss when we say you piss. You got that, you maggot dick motherf***er? "

Shawshank Redemption.

"The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continents, the very position of the sun along its ecliptic. THESE are just a FEW of the things I control in my world! Is that clear?"

G.I. Jane

"That's not a knife. THAT'S a knife."

Piffle. Crocodile Dundee.

"OOOH MYYY GOD! Tramampoline! Trambompiline!"
"Whoza the what now?"

The Simpsons Movie


"A friend of mine went on Carousel. Now he's gone"

hmmm... THat sounds like it could be from 1000 movies.

Try something that is distinctive and unique, something that you aren't going to hear in another movie.

(My Mom and I still joke about going to Carousel.)

O.K. lets keep it going.

Restarting now.

"I haven't been f**ked like that since grade school"

I looked that one up just because I don't think it counts. Cause, that's from a comic/cartoon series. Not a movie. Unless I'm wrong and completely off the wall. But I don't think it should count as a 'movie quote' if it's from a series.


"Faith, there's a witness that you can't deny: yourself, sir! For if I'm not a physician, how is it I know that you're a dying man? The death to which you're dooming hundreds of poor men daily, in a frantic effort to send their souls to perdition before your own, is a light pleasantry compared to the bleeding death in the lungs to which the great Judge has condemned you."

CAPTAIN BLOOD ..........

My quote --"We're not great. We're just a bunch of guys from Jersey."