From the folks who brought us "FAT PEOPLE CAUSING GLOBAL WARMING!"

And hairspray.

And people who wear too much perfume and then sweat and walk into a crowded elevator...

regdog said:

I thought global warming was caused by cow farts

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That brings up an interesting hisotrical question: was the Great Chicago Fire in fact the result of the cow "kicking over" the lantern in the barn - or was it the result of an explosion?

They don't even mention the piless of garbage that these constant advances in electronic gadgetry are making. This world is doomed and nearly noone cares as long as they're keeping up with the the Joneses.

Fat people cause global warming? When did that happen? I thought we were just responsible for the long lines at McD's?