I fell over this morning...

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...and bruised my Mound of Venus.

The one on my hand, I mean!

It's gone a lovely shade of blue and now matches the skirt I'm wearing.
 
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I don't know...I came flying off that doorstep with a bit more OOMPH than mere gravity would cause...
 
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You have powers, though. I bet you made it happen.

And could someone tell me how the Christly Christ I managed to graze my palm and take a chunk of skin off the back of my hand at the same time?
 

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You have powers, though. I bet you made it happen.

And could someone tell me how the Christly Christ I managed to graze my palm and take a chunk of skin off the back of my hand at the same time?

Probably the same way I fell off a horse once, landing on my left side, but still ending up with a perfect hoof print on the left side of my left thigh. How the hell did he step on me when that was the side ON THE GROUND?
 

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I was expecting some kind of metaphoric relevation from the title, Scarlet. Something like....

I fell over this morning,
cannonballed through the afternoon,
spilled into this evening
and still managed to carve
my name into the trunk
of your ash*


*The tree of life is an ash, sometimes called Yddrasil, although one could go with the near sound-alike (ass) here, with good meaning.
 
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Poor poor Scarlet!

*Sends menny sympathy hugz and tries not to laugh out loud*

"Och, ma hand!"
 
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Look - srs injurah!
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**hands boo-boo bear ice-pack-thingie to SP**

Ouch.

The only cure is my biscuit barrel and another Joaquin DVD tonight.

Walk the Line or We Own the Night, do you think?

What were you doing before you fell?

Trying not to fall.

No, seriously. I was walking away from the front door, talking to my friend who was ahead of me, put my foot down and forgot there was another step to go before I was on flat ground. D'oh!