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KTC
05-09-2009, 03:16 AM
I noticed that over 3/4 of the threads in Office Party were started by me. Hmm, I wonder why?

Do I scar everyone? Sniff.

Williebee
05-09-2009, 03:18 AM
"Scar" everyone?

hmmm

KTC
05-09-2009, 03:20 AM
"Scar" everyone?

hmmm


I thought it was an appropriate word usage. I am, after all, a bit vicious.

Wayne K
05-09-2009, 03:23 AM
I feel scarred sometimes.

On the inside.

KTC
05-09-2009, 03:25 AM
I feel scarred sometimes.

On the inside.


That's the razor blade salad I served you for supper. Sorry. I'm sure you'll live.

William Haskins
05-09-2009, 03:26 AM
your output is voluminous, like a bull.

KTC
05-09-2009, 03:28 AM
your output is voluminous, like a bull.

I do fill it.

Wayne K
05-09-2009, 03:28 AM
That's the razor blade salad I served you for supper. Sorry. I'm sure you'll live.

I'm Irish Russian German and Polish. I can eat razor blade salad for breakfast.

Wayne K
05-09-2009, 03:29 AM
What's this thread going to be about?

KTC
05-09-2009, 03:30 AM
I'm Irish Russian German and Polish. I can eat razor blade salad for breakfast.

DER! I knew that, dumbass. That's why I served it to you at supper. That's when it really hurts.

KTC
05-09-2009, 03:30 AM
What's this thread going to be about?

I'm going to take a wait and see approach.

Angie
05-09-2009, 03:33 AM
Isn't that the approach we all use with every thread??

KTC
05-09-2009, 03:33 AM
Isn't that the approach we all use with every KTC thread??

I fixed it for you.

KTC
05-09-2009, 03:34 AM
coffee?

Siddow
05-09-2009, 03:35 AM
I'm going to take a wait and see approach.

Take the latent sea approach.

Double dog dare you.

Betcha can't do it.

KTC
05-09-2009, 03:37 AM
Take the latent sea approach.

Double dog dare you.

Betcha can't do it.

I once saw a latent sea. Damn sho I didn't approach it.

Wayne K
05-09-2009, 03:37 AM
Or you can try the Blatant Chi approach.

KTC
05-09-2009, 03:38 AM
Or you can try the Blatant Chi approach.

Tai chi what you mean.

Angie
05-09-2009, 03:39 AM
coffee?

All right, since you asked so nicely and since it's been awhile...

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/mymotherwasahamster/coffeebagel.jpg

I even brought you a bagel.

KTC
05-09-2009, 03:40 AM
me love bagels. much thankful. (-;

Angie
05-09-2009, 03:42 AM
Oh, and I think you should try the Vacant Bee approach. I hear it's lovely this time of year.

KTC
05-09-2009, 03:45 AM
Oh, and I think you should try the Vacant Bee approach. I hear it's lovely this time of year.

I was once stung by a Vatican Bee. They're the bitch, man! Don't let it happen to you.

Angie
05-09-2009, 03:48 AM
You aren't paying attention. I didn't say "Vatican Bee", I said "Vacant Bee". Vacant bees are much more docile.

KTC
05-09-2009, 03:51 AM
You aren't paying attention. I didn't say "Vatican Bee", I said "Vacant Bee". Vacant bees are much more docile.


It's what I do, Angle. I shift words around to annoy people. And how the hell do you know what a vacant bee's domicile is like? You're too big to get in the door.

Wayne K
05-09-2009, 04:00 AM
I like honeycomb.

melaniehoo
05-09-2009, 04:03 AM
I once experienced watency.

Angie
05-09-2009, 04:23 AM
It's what I do, Angle. I shift words around to annoy people. And how the hell do you know what a vacant bee's domicile is like? You're too big to get in the door.

Did you just call me fat? :e2cry:

KTC
05-09-2009, 05:13 AM
Did you just call me fat? :e2cry:

I don't think you farted. Do you think you farted?

Angie
05-09-2009, 05:13 AM
No....but now I'm confused. Congratulations.

KTC
05-09-2009, 05:15 AM
No....but now I'm confused. Congratulations.

Graduations are so passe.

KTC
05-09-2009, 05:16 AM
I once experienced watency.

What's a C weigh?

Angie
05-09-2009, 05:20 AM
Graduations are so passe.

I was in a passe once. We never caught the guy.

KTC
05-09-2009, 05:22 AM
I was in a passe once. We never caught the guy.

You shouldn't cough on people. It's not healthy.

Angie
05-09-2009, 05:23 AM
*coughs on Kevin*

KTC
05-09-2009, 05:27 AM
*coughs on Kevin*

You swine!

Angie
05-09-2009, 05:33 AM
Only on Tuesdays.

C.bronco
05-09-2009, 05:39 AM
I noticed that over 3/4 of the threads in Office Party were started by me. Hmm, I wonder why?
.
Because I've been lax.
;)

KTC
05-09-2009, 05:43 AM
Because I've been on Exlax.
;)

Don't tell us what medications you're taking to soften your stools. We do NOT need to know.

Angie
05-09-2009, 05:46 AM
I can't believe you went for such an obvious joke there, Kev. You're slipping.

KTC
05-09-2009, 05:48 AM
I can't believe you went for such an obvious joke there, Kev. You're slipping.

Stop looking at my slip. It's late.

Angie
05-09-2009, 05:50 AM
Well, if so much of it weren't showing, I wouldn't be forced to notice.

C.bronco
05-09-2009, 05:55 AM
Don't tell us what medications you're taking to soften your stools. We do NOT need to know.
Actually, Exlax gives you diarrhea, and Citracal is a stool softener.

Cassiopeia
05-09-2009, 06:07 AM
oh fond memories...putting X-lax in my brother's chocolate chip cookies. :D

Devil Ledbetter
05-09-2009, 07:35 AM
I noticed that over 3/4 of the threads in Office Party were started by me. Hmm, I wonder why?

Do I scar everyone? Sniff.You are like the bubbling, crusted, sourdough starter jar of all Office Party forum goodness.

KTC
05-09-2009, 03:24 PM
You are like the bubbling, crusted, sourdough starter jar of all Office Party forum goodness.


I just ordered a T-shirt that says, "I are like the bubbling, crusted, sourdough starter jar of all Office Party forum goodness". Thank you so much for the idea!

Ken
05-09-2009, 03:41 PM
I just ordered a T-shirt that says, "I are like the bubbling, crusted, sourdough starter jar of all Office Party forum goodness".

... that sure will be some jarring T-shirt.

Attempt at humor ;-)

Wayne K
05-09-2009, 04:04 PM
I.

Devil Ledbetter
05-09-2009, 04:06 PM
I just ordered a T-shirt that says, "I are like the bubbling, crusted, sourdough starter jar of all Office Party forum goodness". Thank you so much for the idea!And here is a new avatar for you.

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb277/devilledbetter/sourdough.jpg


I'm sorry, but I have no fondness for Ganesha, thanks to an disingenuous, yoga-obsessed friend who has decided this is his alternate identity. The sooner you disassociate yourself from Ganesha, the happier I will be.

(Because it's all about my happiness. ;))

Wayne K
05-09-2009, 05:34 PM
where do we go from here

now that all of the children are grown up

and how do we spend our lives

if there's no one to give us a hand

KTC
05-09-2009, 08:04 PM
where do we go from here

now that all of the children are grown up

and how do we spend our lives

if there's no one to give us a hand

I don't wanna live any more.

Angie
05-09-2009, 08:04 PM
where do we go from here


Kansas?

KTC
05-09-2009, 08:06 PM
And here is a new avatar for you.

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb277/devilledbetter/sourdough.jpg


I'm sorry, but I have no fondness for Ganesha, thanks to an disingenuous, yoga-obsessed friend who has decided this is his alternate identity. The sooner you disassociate yourself from Ganesha, the happier I will be.

(Because it's all about my happiness. ;))

Well...my mission in life is to make you happy. You couldn't find anything more flattering than this, though? That disappoints me.


Kevin, who has always loved Ganesh.

Angie
05-09-2009, 08:20 PM
Ew.

JLCwrites
05-09-2009, 08:22 PM
Ew.
Angie!! I was just thinking about your old butt avatar. (Not that you have an old butt... but the old avatar that had a butt.... oh never mind.) :D

Angie
05-09-2009, 08:28 PM
Turkey!! How ya been? :D

JLCwrites
05-09-2009, 09:28 PM
Busy! Very busy. How are things with you? :)

Angie
05-09-2009, 10:02 PM
Much the same. I've been here more in the last two days than I have for the last two months.

Wayne K
05-09-2009, 10:47 PM
I've been here and other places at the same time, imagine how busy that is.

Wayne K
05-09-2009, 10:59 PM
It's time consuming too.

Wayne K
05-09-2009, 10:59 PM
You see?

Almost two minutes between posts. It's crazy.

Angie
05-09-2009, 11:29 PM
Bored today, Wayne? :D

Wayne K
05-09-2009, 11:58 PM
I'm done with my proposal.

I
is
bored.

Angie
05-10-2009, 01:20 AM
You can mow my lawn for me. I don't wanna.