Out of Office Assistant

TerzaRima

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Any of you use Outlook? I had to set up my Out of Office Assistant as I'm out of town for a conference, and I always write a polite little greeting, like so:

I will be out of town until May 6 with only intermitten access to email. If you need immediate assistance, please contact my assistant Verlene at 319-123-4567.

Am I the only one who has to bite down the occasional urge to leave missives like

If you need immediate assistance, f** off! I'm not your slave!

If you need immediate assistance, please contact my assistant Verlene and good luck with that.

Dr Rima has gone bye bye, and there will be no more pills for anyone.

Maybe it's just me.
 

Wayne K

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"If you need immediate assistance, why the hell are you calling me?"