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Wayne K

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When people say "help yourself" and then watch your every move as if to say "but not really."

I had an inordinant meatball to pasta ratio last night obviously....
 

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I was hungry and in a meatball mood--is that a crime?
 

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The garlic bread was Pepperidge farm with mozzarella--that I went overboard on I'll admit.
 

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I hate it when someone asks for your honest opinion and then flips out you when you give it because it wasn't what they wanted to hear.

If you want your own opinion back use a farking tape recorder.

And Wayne pphhhtt on those who didn't want you in meatball and garlic bread heaven. I llllllooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee garlic bread and never eat it in moderation.
 

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Mine caught on fire because I like cheese too much.
 

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Which goes right back to the mozzarella garlic bread.

"Help yourself" is something you better damn well mean if it's a hungry Irishman you're talking to.
 

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Self-help is always nine parts meatballs and one part pasta, so you were fully justified...
 

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I'll probably end up with garlic breath all day too, but some things are worth the pain we put ourselves through...:D
 

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If I tell you to help yourself, and then if I eye you through the whole meal, it's to make sure you've had enough. I'll stuff you full and then shove some more in for good measure.

It's not really my fault. My father does it and my grandmother did it. Granny used to fix a full pot roast dinner, after you'd call to say you were on your way with a gigantic box of fried chicken to feed everyone. Because, you know, one meal wasn't enough.

So I do the same thing. Are you hungry? Are you sure you don't want something to eat? I can fix X, Y and Z if you need something...

T, who force feeds her guests
 

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Okay so I heard there is food here...I don't care what it is right now, but does it come with liquor? :D I'm starved, and if this is breakfast and I'm gonna smell like I ate dinner before noon....I might as well be drunk too!