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inkkognito
05-01-2009, 05:15 AM
Seriously!

http://www.examiner.com/x-2200-Orlando-Theme-Parks-Examiner~y2009m4d30-Nude-dude-ranch-is-slated-to-open-near-OrlandoFlorida-lottery-winner-plans-clothingoptional-resort

What a way to spend your lottery winnings!

Wayne K
05-01-2009, 05:19 AM
"Checks bus schedules"

dclary
05-01-2009, 05:23 AM
No way in hell I'm clicking that link.

Ambrosia
05-01-2009, 05:34 AM
No way in hell I'm clicking that link.Coward. :tongue


Now, let me get this straight. This is a nudist dude ranch. People are going to ride horses au natural.

There are gonna be a lot of sore people at the end of that trail ride.

P.H.Delarran
05-01-2009, 05:35 AM
and they can take part in daily trail rides and other activities such as swimming and sunning (without any worry about tan lines).back in the saddle again.

eww, just eww.
I shoulda taken DClary's advice and not clicked.
where's the brain bleach?

Wayne K
05-01-2009, 05:36 AM
Hey, if the horse can run around nekid...

Ol' Fashioned Girl
05-01-2009, 05:37 AM
Horseback riding must be a real thrill.

(And please, people... I know how dangerously tempting this topic is, but try to maintain an acceptable modicum of decorum, eh?)

Wayne K
05-01-2009, 05:42 AM
Horseback riding must be a real thrill.

(And please, people... I know how dangerously tempting this topic is, but try to maintain an acceptable modicum of decorum, eh?)

"remains quiet and therefore remains a member"

Matera the Mad
05-01-2009, 05:45 AM
I never could ride bareback

Angie
05-01-2009, 05:57 AM
Having been an avid horseback rider and a farm worker for much of my adult life, all I have to say is "ouch". :eek:

Wayne K
05-01-2009, 06:10 AM
Imagine how the horse must feel. How would you feel if a naked man...uh, forget it.

inkkognito
05-01-2009, 06:16 AM
Hey, if the horse can run around nekid...
Did you happen to find the photo of the...er, excited donkey on the ranch website? And that's all I'm gonna say about that.

Wayne K
05-01-2009, 06:20 AM
I saw a zebra once at the zoo during a class trip. The nun threw herself between our eyes and the zebra's "abnormality"

Ol' Fashioned Girl
05-01-2009, 03:30 PM
My goodness! I'm so proud of y'all! Everyone gets a gold star for their behavior so far!

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q172/liadano/gold_star.jpg

Keep up the good work so I don't have to come in here and take it back. :D

NeuroFizz
05-01-2009, 04:06 PM
Hurray. We get OFG's pastie of good behavior. Now, where to put just one...

regdog
05-01-2009, 05:08 PM
I will leave my comment at-so much chaffing

Ol' Fashioned Girl
05-01-2009, 05:14 PM
If you were good and if you were participating in some of the other questionable threads, Neuro, you'd have more than one pastie to use. As for the chaffing, you're on your own.

Special note to 'You know who you are': We'll just have to see about the tassles you requested in your RP.

Pagey's_Girl
05-01-2009, 05:17 PM
I dunno. Lady Godiva aside, riding au naturelle just doesn't sound fun. Much less comfortable...

And I think I shall be sending a character in my WIP to a nekkid dude ranch *Evil Grin*

thethinker42
05-01-2009, 05:23 PM
*grows hair out and changes name to Lady Godiva*

GeorgieB
05-01-2009, 05:27 PM
Coward. :tongue


Now, let me get this straight. This is a nudist dude ranch. People are going to ride horses au natural.

There are gonna be a lot of sore people at the end of that trail ride.


No, there's going to be a lot of sore ends on the people who do that trail ride.

Adam
05-01-2009, 05:33 PM
Poor horses.

Imagine all those sweaty bums (or butts, for you Americans) they'll have to put up with. :(

Pagey's_Girl
05-01-2009, 09:56 PM
Not to mention that in general, the people who end up getting naked in a situation like that are invariably the people you'd never ever EVER want to see naked.

And even if they're not riding bareback, who in their right mind would want to reuse that saddle?

Leukman
05-01-2009, 10:07 PM
This idea simply can't be sanitary.


That.Is.All.I'm.Going.To.Say.


See, OFG, I can be good when supervised. :D

NeuroFizz
05-01-2009, 10:35 PM
...not to mention the inevitable competition for the largest saddle horn (among the guys, maybe the girls as well)

Medievalist
05-01-2009, 11:05 PM
"remains quiet and therefore remains a member"

I'm so not gonna go there . . . OFG? Do you see how virtuous I'm being?

Well???

Ol' Fashioned Girl
05-01-2009, 11:12 PM
Oh, alright, Lisa! You want a set of star-shaped pasties, too?

Wayne K
05-02-2009, 12:30 AM
who in their right mind would want to reuse that saddle?

I sold mine on Ebay.

Cybernaught
05-02-2009, 12:35 AM
If there are nude dudettes, I'm down.

Wayne K
05-02-2009, 12:50 AM
Catherine the Great might show up.

NeuroFizz
05-02-2009, 12:51 AM
More likely Catherine the Barely Average

inkkognito
05-02-2009, 12:54 AM
If there are nude dudettes, I'm down.
Well, one of their scheduled activities is a trip to the gay rodeo so I think the dudette to dude ratio might be kinda low. But I'll bet the guys are gonna be buff hunks o' eye candy.

Wayne K
05-02-2009, 12:58 AM
More likely Catherine the Barely Average

I'm quoting the horses.

Wayne K
05-02-2009, 12:59 AM
Well, one of their scheduled activities is a trip to the gay rodeo so I think the dudette to dude ratio might be kinda low. But I'll bet the guys are gonna be buff hunks o' eye candy.

Thank you.