Who should play Steven Seagal...

robeiae · Apr 30, 2009

...in the upcoming film The Steven Seagal Story?

Anyone?

Sweetleaf · Apr 30, 2009

Hmm... Jason Statham

Maybe not, too British

rhymegirl · Apr 30, 2009

robeiae said:
...in the upcoming film The Steven Seagal Story?

Anyone?

How about Brokenfingers, your buddy?

robeiae · Apr 30, 2009

BF is very stoic. He may have too much emotional range...

BenPanced · Apr 30, 2009

Log from Ren & Stimpy. Nail on a wig and it'll be just as life~~less~~ like.

rhymegirl · Apr 30, 2009

robeiae said:
BF is very stoic. He may have too much emotional range...

Yeah, but make him listen to talk radio and he'll start smashing things up and throwing things around.

robeiae · Apr 30, 2009

BenPanced said:
Log from Ren & Stimpy. Nail on a wig and it'll be just as life~~less~~ like.

And probably better at stunts...

dclary · Apr 30, 2009

What about the founder of John Paul Mitchell?

robeiae · Apr 30, 2009

*ignores dclary's post*

Kung Fu

Pagey's_Girl · Apr 30, 2009

One of the zombies from Night of the Living Dead.

rugcat · Apr 30, 2009

Don Knotts would have been perfect, but alas he's left us.

Wayne K · Apr 30, 2009

Nobody.

KTC · Apr 30, 2009

Christ! Not Steven Seagal. Bastid can't act his way out of a plastic bag. He'd do horribly!

KTC · Apr 30, 2009

Wayne K said:
Nobody.

Alas...I agree with this suggestion. Who the hell would want to watch something about that idiot?!

Herman Munster · Apr 30, 2009

What about JohnPaul 2?
Or has he karked it too now?

Wayne K · Apr 30, 2009

KTC said:
Alas...I agree with this suggestion. Who the hell would want to watch something about that idiot?!

Because he beats people up.

As a species we're doomed creativly if this is what Hollywood is throwing money at.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Apr 30, 2009

cray · Apr 30, 2009

*reports post*

*pukes*

Rolling Thunder · Apr 30, 2009

Haskins. I see the role as a method for him to unleash his political angst while subduing Hollywood with poetry.

Plus, he'll get to cuss and get paid for it.

Rolling Thunder · Apr 30, 2009

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

*adds picture to AW member punishment file #37264*

dpaterso · Apr 30, 2009

No one can play the great man except himself.

Though I think Zac Efron could do well in a musical version. And you can take that to the bank.

-Derek

Angie · Apr 30, 2009

Chuck Norris. They have roughly the same acting ability.

robeiae · Apr 30, 2009

Angie said:
Chuck Norris. They have roughly the same acting ability.

He's too short.

But I put Swayze on the poll for exactly the same reason. In fact, Seagal may be a stretch for him...

Angie · Apr 30, 2009

OK, Chuck Norris wearing platform shoes. I vote for these:

CACTUSWENDY · Apr 30, 2009

They really doing a movie about him.....Steven Seagal?

<<<<wonders away....what a waste of good money.

Who should play Steven Seagal...

Who gets the part?

Steven Seagal. Duh.

Patrick Swayze

Patrick Star from Spongebob

Johnny Depp

Brad Pitt

Ben Affleck

Ben Stiller

Lou Diamond Phillips

Will this be a "direct to DVD" release?

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