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Wayne K
04-29-2009, 09:22 PM
A friend of a friend needed to be bailed out.

Imagine that?


Look ma, no handcuffs!!

scarletpeaches
04-29-2009, 09:25 PM
I've been to jail on a number of occasions.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
04-29-2009, 09:27 PM
And... you... actually... bailed him out?

You're a better friend/relative than I am.

LaurieD
04-29-2009, 09:29 PM
Ya know I've heard that a good friend will come bail you out of jail...

scarletpeaches
04-29-2009, 09:29 PM
...a better friend will be sat beside you saying, "Damn, we really fucked up."

mscelina
04-29-2009, 09:30 PM
...a better friend will be sat beside you saying, "Damn, we really fucked up."

And snickering the whole time. It's not until you sober up that you realize the consequences of your actions. :D

Susie
04-29-2009, 10:03 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
I can tell
Jail's not for you! :D

You're a good friend, Wayne. Yes, seriously. :)

Mr Flibble
04-29-2009, 11:19 PM
Dammit I've always wanted to be arrested.

I've tried pretty hard too. No luck. *sigh*

backslashbaby
04-29-2009, 11:25 PM
I've been arrested!!

I was so polite that they let me use the cops' bathroom instead of general population and handcuffed me in the front.

See I'm a good girl scum ;)

rugcat
04-29-2009, 11:53 PM
Everyone should spend at least one night in jail. It expands one's horizons.

Manix
04-29-2009, 11:57 PM
A friend of a friend needed to be bailed out.

Imagine that?


Look ma, no handcuffs!!

I went to jail once--it was an eye-opener for me. Those orange jumpsuits are so stylish though.

semilargeintestine
04-30-2009, 12:35 AM
And... you... actually... bailed him out?

You're a better friend/relative than I am.

Not everyone who goes to jail deserves to be there. I was arrested a month and a half ago because someone accidentally issued a warrant for my arrest. 500 dollars later, I was out; a week later, and I had an apology and a refund.

KTC
04-30-2009, 12:43 AM
prison of the mind

Perks
04-30-2009, 12:47 AM
I've been lots of places, but I've never been to a jail. I should knock over a liquor store. With the day I'm having, an interesting diversion could work for me, creatively.

KTC
04-30-2009, 12:48 AM
i've rattled a few cages and i've played my tin cup music on the bars that kept me.

scarletpeaches
04-30-2009, 12:48 AM
prison of the mind

Never been there. Is that near the church of the poisoned mind?

KTC
04-30-2009, 12:52 AM
Never been there. Is that near the church of the poisoned mind?

right next door and you're not expected to get all dragged up either...course, sometimes fishnets are a necessary evil.

Wayne K
04-30-2009, 02:54 AM
It's five hours later and he hasn't been rearrested. I've had a few close calls though.

He's reformed.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
04-30-2009, 03:03 AM
Not everyone who goes to jail deserves to be there. I was arrested a month and a half ago because someone accidentally issued a warrant for my arrest. 500 dollars later, I was out; a week later, and I had an apology and a refund.

Heh. You don't know my family.

KTC
04-30-2009, 05:41 AM
It's five hours later and he hasn't been rearrested. I've had a few close calls though.

He's reformed.

I was once reformed. I didn't like it. Now I'm unformed.

C.bronco
04-30-2009, 05:45 AM
A friend of a friend needed to be bailed out.

Imagine that?


Look ma, no handcuffs!!
Better than the other way around!

benbradley
04-30-2009, 06:13 AM
And... you... actually... bailed him out?

You're a better friend/relative than I am.
I've heard a friend will help you move, but a really good friend will help you move a body.

Wayne K
04-30-2009, 09:15 AM
I've heard a friend will help you move, but a really good friend will help you move a body.

This is why you bail people out of jail.

thethinker42
04-30-2009, 09:53 AM
Damn it, Wayne, I told you this was our little secret.

As long as you don't post what the cops say I allegedly did to try to avoid being arrested. 'Cause that didn't happen. They're liars. All 14 of them.

bettielee
04-30-2009, 10:00 AM
You had me worried there Wayne. :poke: I have a feeling that's what you intended.

I'm gonna keep my eye on you. :eek:

Wayne K
04-30-2009, 10:35 AM
"feels eyes upon him"

Ol' Fashioned Girl
04-30-2009, 03:50 PM
It's the money you could be saving by switching to Geico.

Wayne K
04-30-2009, 03:53 PM
"Ignores that"

Wayne K
04-30-2009, 04:07 PM
This reminded me of the time I went to a mental intitution and when I left, they let me.
Weird

ETA: you have to meet the family.

Wayne K
04-30-2009, 09:50 PM
Bump.


What did you guys think of the line "Look ma, no handcuffs." ? I want to use it.

LaurieD
04-30-2009, 09:55 PM
...a better friend will be sat beside you saying, "Damn, we really fucked up."


exactly!