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scarletpeaches
04-29-2009, 12:37 AM
Which do you prefer?

Ambrosia
04-29-2009, 12:40 AM
Books, definitely.

But, then, if there were no people there would be no books... hmmmm...

Perks
04-29-2009, 12:41 AM
People. I can't talk about books with books.

Adam
04-29-2009, 12:43 AM
Books are waaaaaaay more fun!

Especially Lori's and Scarlet's...

Millicent M'Lady
04-29-2009, 12:45 AM
What types of peoples and what types of books?

Are either of said categories malodorous in any way? Have said books ever lied to their flatmate and said they didn't eat the last biscuit/use the last teabag, the lying hobags? Have the peoples ever kicked puppies or mocked kittens for their political opinions?

I'm afraid I need more information to come to a positive conclusion.

Millicent M'Lady
04-29-2009, 12:46 AM
People. I can't talk about books with books.

You can but then the people would look at you funny... :D

quickWit
04-29-2009, 12:47 AM
That depends...are these xexay people?

BenPanced
04-29-2009, 12:47 AM
People. They make such an interesting sound when you hit them with a book.

scarletpeaches
04-29-2009, 12:47 AM
FFS people. Do I have to explain every detail of my polls?

THIS IS WHY I CLICKED 'BOOKS'!

Millicent M'Lady
04-29-2009, 12:50 AM
FFS people. Do I have to explain every detail of my polls?

THIS IS WHY I CLICKED 'BOOKS'!

Yes. Yes, you do. How else would I entertain myself? :D

JLCwrites
04-29-2009, 12:53 AM
People... they give me something to write about.

Mr Flibble
04-29-2009, 12:57 AM
Have the books got a battery operated attachment?

Because if not I'm torn. Very torn.

quickWit
04-29-2009, 12:58 AM
FFS people. Do I have to explain every detail of my polls?

I think I'd like to change my answer. :)

quickWit
04-29-2009, 01:00 AM
Have the books got a battery operated attachment?

Because if not I'm torn. Very torn.

*awaits Cray's hilarious response*

Millicent M'Lady
04-29-2009, 01:02 AM
Have the books got a battery operated attachment?


Against my better judgement, I'm intrigued by this question! :ROFL:

Actually, don't explain what you meant as once read, some things can't be unread...:Wha:

BenPanced
04-29-2009, 01:03 AM
FFS people. Do I have to explain every detail of my polls?

THIS IS WHY I CLICKED 'BOOKS'!
People. Books. They make such an interesting sound when you hit them with a book people.

See? Not as funny.

MattW
04-29-2009, 01:08 AM
You can't throw people across a room every time they piss you off.




Not every time.

Perks
04-29-2009, 01:10 AM
You can but then the people would look at you funny... :DYeah, as it is, that never happens.

KTC
04-29-2009, 01:12 AM
Books. I do, however, understand that people make books. It's my kind of compromise.

quickWit
04-29-2009, 01:18 AM
You can't throw people across a room every time they piss you off.

That's what Rhianna said. :D

melaniehoo
04-29-2009, 01:31 AM
Books.

Not bunnehs.

rhymegirl
04-29-2009, 01:40 AM
I think I'd like to change my answer. :)

Oh. I read that as "I think I'd like to change my underwear."


Never mind. Move along.

Wayne K
04-29-2009, 02:36 AM
I've never had a book steal my wallet or use a sarcastic tone with me, but a book can't do that thing with it's tongue.

Clair Dickson
04-29-2009, 02:39 AM
I prefer to spend my time with books. There are few certain people that I'll spend time with. I know that the world needs people, I just don't have much any interest in spending TIME with those people.

Hence the quills.

bettielee
04-29-2009, 02:40 AM
What does ffs mean?

Books can be recycled.

People suck.

bettielee
04-29-2009, 02:41 AM
And as for the argument that people make books... well, there are a lot of books out there already...

Adam
04-29-2009, 02:41 AM
What does ffs mean?

Books can be recycled.

People suck.

FFS means "for f*ck's sake" :)

Or alternatively, Filthy Filthy Scarlet... :D

scarletpeaches
04-29-2009, 03:24 AM
And as for the argument that people make books... well, there are a lot of books out there already...

Not enough books, too many people.

kristie911
04-29-2009, 03:25 AM
People suck.

Books rock.

'Nuff said.

Adam
04-29-2009, 03:44 AM
Not enough books, too many people.


Hear hear!

Love saying that, makes me feel all British.

Wayne K
04-29-2009, 04:20 AM
The misanthropic thread, I like it.

The only thing I really hate about people is the constant breathing thing.

Adam
04-29-2009, 04:22 AM
The misanthropic thread, I like it.

The only thing I really hate about people is the constant breathing thing.

Yeah, and they always get all agitated if you try to shut them up by holding a pillow over their mouths for longer than a few minutes...

Don't get that with books.

Wayne K
04-29-2009, 04:24 AM
And if you kill them you can get in like a lot of trouble.

Adam
04-29-2009, 04:26 AM
And if you kill them you can get in like a lot of trouble.

Yup, but you can kill as many books as you like and no one gets mad.

As long as they're your books, of course.

Wayne K
04-29-2009, 04:56 AM
What if I killed everyone in a book, like maybe the phone book.

Delhomeboy
04-29-2009, 04:58 AM
What if I killed everyone in a book, like maybe the phone book.

I would have to congratulate you. Seriously.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
04-29-2009, 05:00 AM
Could I specify WHICH phone book, Wayne K?

Mythical Tiger
04-29-2009, 05:03 AM
Books.

They gain my interest.


~Sam

Wayne K
04-29-2009, 05:05 AM
Send all phone books bulk mail.

"awaits the onslaught"

2old2pb
04-29-2009, 10:49 PM
Actually I prefer book people.

quickWit
04-29-2009, 10:53 PM
Can we choose 'People' magazine? That's sort of a book, innit?

darkprincealain
04-30-2009, 01:35 AM
I like people better in theory, but then people go and screw that all up.

"They were fighting.
'You put your book back!'
'No! You put your book back!'
I decided to help. 'Ladies, US Weekly is not a book.'"

-Natasha Leggero

NatJM
04-30-2009, 02:01 AM
People from books. Wouldn't it be cool to be surrounded with your favourite characters in the flesh?

virtue_summer
04-30-2009, 02:13 AM
The people in books, but only the interesting ones of course. Hey, you get to hear all of their interesting stories without having to listen to the boring stuff. You get to go along for the fun adventures but they leave you alone when it comes to the mundane things their authors know won't make a difference to you anyway. Would that real people were that considerate.