- Joined
- Jan 6, 2008
- Messages
- 13,979
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- 1,533
- Location
- Wisconsin's (sore) thumb
- Website
- www.firefromthesky.org
F.A.Q.
(Frequent Annoying Questions)
(Frequent Annoying Questions)
Q Do you have a cold?
A No, my house is full of dust and mold and my sinuses are chronically messed up. May I please sneeze or blow my nose now and then without responding to useless comments?
Q Are you all right?
A1 No, I'm lying on the floor, bleeding, unconscious, dying. You aren't very observant, are you? Stop standing there asking stupid questions and call 911.
A2 Yes, but I am busy trying to (catch my balance, cough out a drop of saliva or lemonade, and/or remember what I was going to do before you demanded my attention). Would you like a written receipt for your valuable concern when I have time to bother with trivial matters?
Q What's wrong with your (body part)?
A Are you my doctor? Is it a problem for you? Should I go home and change (noses, whatever)?
Q Did you hurt yourself?
A No, but I'm going to hurt you if you don't stop with the questions.
Any questions?