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brokenfingers
04-26-2009, 09:10 PM
Go ahead. I dare ya.

Wayne K
04-26-2009, 09:11 PM
Jimmy Hoffa?

dolores haze
04-26-2009, 09:11 PM
Well, you're posting so I guess you didn't meet your maker.

brokenfingers
04-26-2009, 09:19 PM
Well, you're posting so I guess you didn't meet your maker.I had lunch with him the other day. And like any other disappointed parent, he just shook his head sadly and paid the bill.

He also said when my time comes I'm not moving back in with him.

fringle
04-26-2009, 09:23 PM
elvis?

brokenfingers
04-26-2009, 09:25 PM
elvis?He still owes me money.

Bastard.

robeiae
04-26-2009, 09:25 PM
The Dalai Llama, himself? The flowing robes, the grace...striking.

brokenfingers
04-26-2009, 09:26 PM
Jimmy Hoffa?That was last week. At the Meadowlands.

brokenfingers
04-26-2009, 09:27 PM
The Dalai Llama, himself? The flowing robes, the grace...striking.No, not the Dalai Llama himself. But I did run across his astral image while meditating.

But that doesn't count. I meet a lot of people that way.

dolores haze
04-26-2009, 09:30 PM
Another guess: you didn't meet Ms. or Mr. Right.

brokenfingers
04-26-2009, 09:33 PM
Another guess: you didn't meet Ms. or Mr. Right.Oh, I meet them all the time. Fifty-seven times now to be exact.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
04-27-2009, 12:06 AM
Me?

cray
04-27-2009, 12:07 AM
Go ahead. I dare ya.

http://i495.photobucket.com/albums/rr317/cray_photos/conradbattery.jpg

Red_Dahlia
04-27-2009, 12:18 AM
Dr. Seuss?

melaniehoo
04-27-2009, 12:22 AM
Bon Jovi?

bettielee
04-27-2009, 12:23 AM
Is there a point? Are you going to tell us who you didn't meet, or is this just a cruel, cruel deceit where you laugh as we bang our head on the wall?

My guess is that you didn't meet the Dog Whisperer.

rhymegirl
04-27-2009, 12:24 AM
The devil?

Wayne K
04-27-2009, 12:24 AM
Jada Pinkett?

Williebee
04-27-2009, 12:24 AM
the barn lady? Perks? Me?

Vladamir Putin?

Sister Christian?

(go ahead Rob, you know you want to...)

Alan Yee
04-27-2009, 12:32 AM
Paris Hilton?

Wayne K
04-27-2009, 12:34 AM
Superperson?

Spiderperson?

Wonderperson?

brokenfingers
04-27-2009, 12:39 AM
Me?How do you know I didn't?

brokenfingers
04-27-2009, 12:40 AM
Bon Jovi?I'm currently hanging with his cuz - Bon Temps.

brokenfingers
04-27-2009, 12:41 AM
The devil?My uncle has disowned me. I'm not allowed at his place either.

brokenfingers
04-27-2009, 12:48 AM
Is there a point? Are you going to tell us who you didn't meet, or is this just a cruel, cruel deceit where you laugh as we bang our head on the wall?

My guess is that you didn't meet the Dog Whisperer.The thread is titled "Guess Who I Didn't Meet Today" not "Let Me Tell You Who I Didn't Meet Today".

And I did meet the Dog Whisperer's cousin today: The Dog Doo-Doo Dropper.

brokenfingers
04-27-2009, 12:49 AM
Paris Hilton?In Paris, Texas.

rhymegirl
04-27-2009, 12:58 AM
I've got it!

Susan Boyle.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
04-27-2009, 01:00 AM
How do you know I didn't?

Were you the waitress at Jimmy's Egg? The cook?

Oh... goodness... you may have been at Walmart...

Okay. I surrender. I don't know you didn't. :)

brokenfingers
04-27-2009, 01:00 AM
I've got it!

Susan Boyle.Hahahahaha! Believe it or not, I actually know a Susan Boyle. In America though.

Wayne K
04-27-2009, 01:01 AM
Wolverinerperson?

Wayne K
04-27-2009, 01:01 AM
Huge Ackman.

"Waits for SP"

robeiae
04-27-2009, 01:12 AM
Big hitter, the Llama...

rhymegirl
04-27-2009, 01:32 AM
What would happen if BF got to meet Rob?

brokenfingers
04-27-2009, 01:44 AM
What would happen if BF got to meet Rob?If I got to meet Rob? What is he in jail or something?

rhymegirl
04-27-2009, 01:48 AM
If I got to meet Rob? What is he in jail or something?

I don't know. Maybe.

Perhaps I should re-phrase.

What would happen if BF came face to face with Rob?

bettielee
04-27-2009, 01:49 AM
The thread is titled "Guess Who I Didn't Meet Today" not "Let Me Tell You Who I Didn't Meet Today".

And I did meet the Dog Whisperer's cousin today: The Dog Doo-Doo Dropper.

If you're going to be snarky, I'm not going to play anymore, and I'm going to flounce out...
:e2bouncey
flounce... flounce... flounce...

robeiae
04-27-2009, 01:49 AM
If I got to meet Rob? What is he in jail or something?
Meaning that being put in jail is the most likely way for someone to meet you?



But if BF and I were to meet IRL, the universe would likely implode.

brokenfingers
04-27-2009, 01:50 AM
I don't know. Maybe.

Perhaps I should re-phrase.

What would happen if BF came face to face with Rob?Rob would bow.

brokenfingers
04-27-2009, 01:52 AM
But if BF and I were to meet IRL, the universe would likely implode.I believe there's an Executive Order prohibiting this ever happening.

robeiae
04-27-2009, 01:52 AM
Rob would bow.
Only so I could reload.

brokenfingers
04-27-2009, 01:57 AM
Only so I could reload.Sorry, no photos allowed, but I will autograph a coaster for you.

robeiae
04-27-2009, 02:04 AM
Sorry, no photos allowed, but I will autograph a coaster for you.
Do it lying on your back on the tracks, please.

You meant a roller coaster, right?

brokenfingers
04-27-2009, 02:06 AM
Do it lying on your back on the tracks, please.

You meant a roller coaster, right?What did the mods tell you about sexual propositions, Rob? Tsk.

robeiae
04-27-2009, 02:11 AM
What did the mods tell you about sexual propositions, Rob?
To not copy the mods in on them, anymore.

rhymegirl
04-27-2009, 02:30 AM
Rob has a gun. Just sayin'.

brokenfingers
04-27-2009, 02:52 AM
Rob has a gun. Just sayin'.Yes, many people own guns. Your point is?...

Angie
04-27-2009, 02:59 AM
Does there need to be a point?

brokenfingers
04-27-2009, 03:01 AM
Don't point that thing at me, you.

Angie
04-27-2009, 03:03 AM
That's what she said.

<rim shot>

robeiae
04-27-2009, 03:08 AM
<rim shot>
That's just gonna get him excited, Angie.

Angie
04-27-2009, 03:10 AM
Everything gets him excited. What else is new??

rhymegirl
04-27-2009, 03:34 AM
Yes, many people own guns. Your point is?...

I don't have a point.

robeiae
04-27-2009, 03:35 AM
Ahh, but you have a dress...

DL Hegel
04-27-2009, 04:44 AM
Ahh, but you have a dress...

and Rob wants to borrow it because it will bring out the color in his eyes.

Wayne K
04-27-2009, 04:50 AM
And suck the vision out of ours.

rhymegirl
04-27-2009, 04:56 AM
Ahh, but you have a dress...

Do you like it?

NightOwl
04-27-2009, 05:02 AM
I'm gonna guess you didn't meet Santa today either?

Hillary
04-27-2009, 06:53 AM
Go ahead. I dare ya.

Why?





Oh, wait, wrong thread...

brokenfingers
04-27-2009, 07:39 AM
I'm gonna guess you didn't meet Santa today either?I've been persona non grata with ol' St. Nick since the age of seven.

Susie
04-27-2009, 08:40 AM
I know. You didn't meet Dog the Bounty Hunter.

Priene
04-27-2009, 01:30 PM
Bolesław I Chrobry, King of Poland (967 - 1025)

Hillary
04-27-2009, 06:29 PM
I've been persona non grata with ol' St. Nick since the age of seven.

Is that the thread solved, then?

You admit you didn't meet Santa today?

So, we're done. Lock thread.

brokenfingers
04-27-2009, 06:37 PM
Is that the thread solved, then?

You admit you didn't meet Santa today?

So, we're done. Lock thread.Wrong.

I should've elaborated: I've been PNG as far as his Christmas list goes. We still hang though, as can be seen below:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c142/samiamin/santa_drunk.gif

Hillary
04-27-2009, 06:39 PM
I'm horrified. Seriously.

But I can't seem to come up with anything to say other than "Oh, holy hell..."

You are one sick man.

NightOwl
04-27-2009, 10:22 PM
Yup that looks about right. Typical Santa in the off season. Reminds me of the time me and him hung out and had to take the subway home. (Note- I'm the one taking the picture not the guy beside him questioning if he sat in the right spot.)

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/02vsgR6djQ5i2/610x.jpg

Haha well played Brokenfingers. I thought Hillary had you there for a second.

brokenfingers
04-28-2009, 01:08 AM
Bolesław I Chrobry, King of Poland (967 - 1025)Cool guy. He lives in Chicago now and Americanized his name when he immigrated.

He goes by the name Coleslaw Bro now. He's got an awesome agent and landed a sweet food endorsement deal there.

rhymegirl
04-28-2009, 01:52 AM
Spongebob?