Change is Good!

C.bronco · Apr 25, 2009

Please extrapolate, as per your desires.

Wayne K · Apr 25, 2009

I have a whole jar of change.

KTC · Apr 25, 2009

Brother, can you spare a dime.

C.bronco · Apr 25, 2009

I just paid my son five bucks for making a really big poop. (He's been constipated lately.)
AND
The two of us (plus his puppy) have been in quiet bliss for three weeks! YAY!

Williebee · Apr 25, 2009

OK, who has been under my couch cushions???

KTC · Apr 25, 2009

Williebee said:
OK, who has been under my couch cushions???

Is there poop down there? Because if there is, I know who it was.

Williebee · Apr 25, 2009

Wait... You taught your kid that he can get paid to poop???

This can't end well.

KTC · Apr 25, 2009

Williebee said:
Wait... You taught your kid that he can get paid to poop???

This can't end well.

Mommy! Give me my $5 or I will not poop! Sounds very Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Characterish. Bloody Golden Ticket winning freaks!!!!!!!!!

C.bronco · Apr 25, 2009

No... my mom gave him 5 bucks for making a big poop a month ago (he'd been having anxiety about it) and this is the legacy. Plus, he is obsessed with cash.

C.bronco · Apr 25, 2009

You wait 'til your kid has an uncomfortable poop, and its repercussions. We respond with bribery. It may not be the best recourse for all, but the boy has enough issues on his plate right now.

KTC · Apr 25, 2009

C.bronco said:
You wait 'til your kid has an uncomfortable poop, and its repercussions. We respond with bribery. It may not be the best recourse for all, but the boy has enough issues on his plate right now.

Put prunes on his plate.

C.bronco · Apr 25, 2009

He eats prunes, and fiber choice (TM). At present, this is the least of our worries.

TheRightEyedDeer · Apr 25, 2009

Does bribery also work on writers?

i.e. gimme $5 and I won't write crap

KTC · Apr 25, 2009

TheRightEyedDeer said:
Does bribery also work on writers?

i.e. gimme $5 and I won't write crap

gimme $5 and I'll write you a dream.

C.bronco · Apr 25, 2009

Yes and yes! You know us!
We write our own dreams; that's what makes us us.

Wayne K · Apr 25, 2009

I'll write it for $4.

C.bronco · Apr 25, 2009

Don't sell yourself short; if a poop goes for 5$, yanno

C.bronco · Apr 25, 2009

Moreover, I have to say, my son and I moved out, and life has been 100% better since.
Poop not withstanding, we are both much happier.

TheRightEyedDeer · Apr 25, 2009

Yes, change is good.

C.bronco · Apr 25, 2009

Things can only get better, because I've had enough of worse.

Wayne K · Apr 26, 2009

I won't poop for less than $12.50

C.bronco · Apr 27, 2009

Wayne K said:
I won't poop for less than $12.50

Standards are important!

NeuroFizz · Apr 27, 2009

C.bronco said:
I just paid my son five bucks for making a really big poop. (He's been constipated lately.)
AND
The two of us (plus his puppy) have been in quiet bliss for three weeks! YAY!

So, did you at least make him put it under his pillow and wait for the poop fairy to come?

CaroGirl · Apr 27, 2009

I changed my hair once and no one knew who I was. Next time I shall wreak havoc as my alter ego: Stranger With Different Hairdo.

No one will know it was me who put salt in the sugar bowl.

Susie · Apr 27, 2009

I don't like most changes, unless it adds up to dollars.

Change is Good!

I have plans...

Stand in the Place Where You Live

I have plans...

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

Stand in the Place Where You Live

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

Stand in the Place Where You Live

I have plans...

I have plans...

Stand in the Place Where You Live

I have plans...

the land of black flies

Stand in the Place Where You Live

I have plans...

I have plans...

I have plans...

the land of black flies

I have plans...

I have plans...

The grad students did it

Living the dream

Thanks, special friend for my avi!