Hiya Wayne! Not sure you remember me. It's Billy Joe - from high school. I remember that time, while we were out drinking during our youth...you know the one?
You said, "Anytime, man, anytime you need me? I'll be there." Well, I need you buddy. I need a place to crash and someone to get me a job and vouch for me. Don't worry. My parole only requires that I be "supervised" for the next 5 years. Then? I will be outta your hair.
Billy Joe