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Wayne K
04-26-2009, 01:05 AM
Please leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

scarletpeaches
04-26-2009, 01:07 AM
What? Oh sorry, I got the wrong number.

KTC
04-26-2009, 01:08 AM
Is there anybody out there?

Maryn
04-26-2009, 01:16 AM
Um, what are you, you know, wearing?

KTC
04-26-2009, 01:19 AM
Hello. This is credit services. There is nothing wrong with your current credit rating..........................

scarletpeaches
04-26-2009, 01:20 AM
Is Mr Wall there?

KTC
04-26-2009, 01:22 AM
Hello. This is your cruise captain speaking.........

scarletpeaches
04-26-2009, 01:23 AM
Ti-i-i-ime is on our side!

YES IT IS!

Williebee
04-26-2009, 01:29 AM
This is a courtesy call from the gas company. There has been a significant gas leak in your neighborhood. We are calling to remind you not use any open flames or electrical devices. Even the smallest electrical charge, say from an appliance.. you know, like an answering machine.. ummm.... *click*

semilargeintestine
04-26-2009, 01:37 AM
This is death. I'm not coming for you now, but I wouldn't make plans for next Tuesday...

Adam
04-26-2009, 01:45 AM
I know you're there...

Heeellooooooooo?

Dude, pick up.

Dude, pick. Up. The. Phone.

Fine, be that way.

*Click*

scarletpeaches
04-26-2009, 01:46 AM
Get out of the house; he's on the extension upstairs!

robeiae
04-26-2009, 02:39 AM
I'm late, you bastard.

semilargeintestine
04-26-2009, 02:56 AM
Pickupickupickupickupickupickupickupickupickup--ooookay I guess you're not in.

Alan Yee
04-26-2009, 03:34 AM
Seven days.

LaurieD
04-26-2009, 03:44 AM
This is your local fire department. We're holding a barbeque and dance next weekend and are calling to provide you with the opportunity to buy your tickets now. The cost is $20 each. Proceeds from the ticket sales will go toward the rebuilding of our fire station, which burned to the ground while we were out. Thank you.

(Not a joke, I actually had this message waiting for me on my machine a few years ago)

willfulone
04-26-2009, 06:33 AM
Hiya Wayne! Not sure you remember me. It's Billy Joe - from high school. I remember that time, while we were out drinking during our youth...you know the one?
You said, "Anytime, man, anytime you need me? I'll be there." Well, I need you buddy. I need a place to crash and someone to get me a job and vouch for me. Don't worry. My parole only requires that I be "supervised" for the next 5 years. Then? I will be outta your hair.

Billy Joe

willfulone
04-26-2009, 06:34 AM
Oh, Wayne man? I forgot to tell you...I am arriving at the Greyhound bus station at 1:30 am. Tonight. I will need a ride. They did not give me enough money for bus fare AND cab fare. So, I will be looking for you...wear something yellow so I know you in case I cannot remember you.

Thanks a ton dude!

Billy Joe

chrysalnix
04-26-2009, 08:17 AM
This is your second notice about your warranty....

dgrintalis
04-26-2009, 09:24 AM
Hi baby. Whatcha wearing?

Mythical Tiger
04-26-2009, 09:56 AM
This is your neighbor. I was wondering if you still have my toilet paper I lended you last week. I need it.

Susie
04-26-2009, 10:00 AM
Wayne, this is Susie. I was wonderin' if you enjoyed the chocolate bar I gave you yesterday.

DL Hegel
04-26-2009, 10:44 AM
around the rosies

fringle
04-26-2009, 11:17 AM
Hi, it's Mrs. Johnson from across the street. I don't want to be rude, but it would be really nice if you would pull down your shades before you play your Wii Dancing With The Stars game in the nude. Oh, and you drag your left leg on your turns, try picking it up just before the beat. See you at the neighborhood picnic on Sunday. Bye.

Cassiopeia
04-26-2009, 11:36 AM
Ok...you can stop calling now.

regdog
04-26-2009, 02:59 PM
Yeah hi, this is Candy we met 2 weeks ago at that bar. Well-um-just so you know the test came back postive. Call me

Susie
04-26-2009, 04:53 PM
Wayne, please let me know if you enjoyed your chocolate bar and I'll bring you another when Mr. Susie's sleeping..

regdog
04-26-2009, 05:07 PM
Wayne, please let me know if you enjoyed your chocolate bar and I'll bring you another when Mr. Susie's sleeping..


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