Sandwich People

maestrowork · Apr 24, 2009

What part of a sandwich are you?

A. Hamilton · Apr 24, 2009

I suspect you've been spending too much time on Facebook.

dgrintalis · Apr 24, 2009

P.H.Delarran said:
I suspect you've been spending too much time on Facebook.

That's what I was thinking!

BenPanced · Apr 24, 2009

The spread of mayo or mustard or stuff

What, we forgot how to spell the word "condiments"?

Clair Dickson · Apr 24, 2009

The pointy toothpick that stabs through everything else.

CACTUSWENDY · Apr 24, 2009

Ray needs a girlfriend. lol

maestrowork · Apr 24, 2009

BenPanced said:
What, we forgot how to spell the word "condiments"?

Please, this is a family board.

kikilynn · Apr 24, 2009

There was no cheese?? Im the cheese!

BenPanced · Apr 25, 2009

FADE TO BLACK AND WHITE.

The cheese...

...stands alone...

Wayne K · Apr 25, 2009

I'm the meat for obvious reasons.

thethinker42 · Apr 25, 2009

I think I'm the alfalfa sprouts that someone throws on the sandwich, causing the unsuspecting customer to shriek "GAH! WHO THE HELL PUT SPROUTS ON MY DAMN SAMMICH?!?"

Wayne K · Apr 25, 2009

I did that after ordering a sprout sandwich.

maestrowork · Apr 25, 2009

Ugh, cheese on sandwiches? * shudders *

thethinker42 · Apr 25, 2009

maestrowork said:
Ugh, cheese on sandwiches? * shudders *

You got a problem with cheese on sammiches? *menacing look*

robeiae · Apr 25, 2009

Yah, how can it be a sandwich without some cheese? That's just crazy.

Manix · Apr 25, 2009

I'm the knife...

Hey, it cuts both ways, baby...

thethinker42 · Apr 25, 2009

robeiae said:
Yah, how can it be a sandwich without some cheese? That's just crazy.

Unless it has peanut butter on it. Peanut butter exempts the sandwich from cheese requirements.

But it has to have one or the other. Cheese. Peanut butter. Pick one.

Any other way, and you're letting the terrorists win.

Manix · Apr 25, 2009

Are they letting peanut butter across the borders now? What is the world coming to?

Maryn · Apr 25, 2009

I'm the lettuce, and I have no idea what's going on at Facebook.

I'm in a lot of sandwiches, but nobody requests me. If I'm missing, nobody complains. Sometimes I have a rusty spine, or some edges way past their prime which probably shouldn't be eaten.

Maryn, good for you nevertheless

Manix · Apr 25, 2009

Maryn said:
I'm the lettuce, and I have no idea what's going on at Facebook.

I'm in a lot of sandwiches, but nobody requests me. If I'm missing, nobody complains. Sometimes I have a rusty spine, or some edges way past their prime which probably shouldn't be eaten.

Maryn, good for you nevertheless

Aw...Maryn! I miss you! (Glad you're here, btw-rusty spine and all notwithstanding)

Grrarrgh · Apr 25, 2009

thethinker42 said:
Unless it has peanut butter on it. Peanut butter exempts the sandwich from cheese requirements.

But it has to have one or the other. Cheese. Peanut butter. Pick one.

Any other way, and you're letting the terrorists win.

My old boss used to eat PB and cheddar cheese sandwiches for lunch. He swears by them, but I could never bring myself to try one. A co-worker enjoys what he claims to be a delicious PB and red onion sandwich a couple of times a week. :crazy:

Ray, I don't know how you spread such slander about cheese on sandwiches. There are very few things that can't be improved by cheese. Except PB, thinker42 was right about that. Technically that's just a guess, since I never actually tried the PB and cheese sandwich, but I'm pretty confident in my opinion.

thethinker42 · Apr 25, 2009

Grrarrgh said:
My old boss used to eat PB and cheddar cheese sandwiches for lunch. He swears by them, but I could never bring myself to try one. A co-worker enjoys what he claims to be a delicious PB and red onion sandwich a couple of times a week.

Ray, I don't know how you spread such slander about cheese on sandwiches. There are very few things that can't be improved by cheese. Except PB, thinker42 was right about that. Technically that's just a guess, since I never actually tried the PB and cheese sandwich, but I'm pretty confident in my opinion.

Tomorrow, I may try a PB and cheese sandwich, simply for research.

That's how dedicated I am to you people. Ungrateful butts...

Grrarrgh · Apr 25, 2009

thethinker42 said:
Tomorrow, I may try a PB and cheese sandwich, simply for research.

That's how dedicated I am to you people. Ungrateful butts...

Thanks, thinker!! I appreciate you taking one for the team. I trust you enough to respect your opinion on the sandwich without having to try it myself.

robeiae · Apr 25, 2009

Grrarrgh said:
Thanks, thinker!! I appreciate you taking one for the team. I trust you enough to respect your opinion on the sandwich without having to try it myself.

Are we back in the "adult movies" thread, now?

Manix · Apr 25, 2009

robeiae said:
Are we back in the "adult movies" thread, now?

Mods! Mods! Where are those guys when you need 'em? (these threads go down the toilet so darn fast)

Sandwich People

What part of a sandwich are you?

The bottom slice of bread

The spread of mayo or mustard or stuff

The lettuce

The tomato

The meat

The top slice of bread

The crust

The eggplant

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