If you woke up tomorrow morning...

Rolling Thunder · Apr 20, 2009

and discovered you had been transformed into Robeiae, what would you do?

rugcat · Apr 20, 2009

Buy a consonant.

Angie · Apr 20, 2009

Run, screaming, for the nearest bar and drink myself into a stupor so deep I would no longer remember who I was or who I'd been turned into. Duh.

cray · Apr 20, 2009

get a haircut?

Cassiopeia · Apr 20, 2009

Angie said:
Run, screaming, for the nearest bar and drink myself into a stupor so deep I would no longer remember who I was or who I'd been turned into. Duh.

But then you'd still be Rob.

Rolling Thunder · Apr 20, 2009

get a haircut?

I believe Rob is bald.

Angie · Apr 20, 2009

Cassiopeia said:
But then you'd still be Rob.

Well, yeah. But I wouldn't know it.

Cassiopeia · Apr 20, 2009

Angie said:
Well, yeah. But I wouldn't know it.

that's right...you'd still be rob and even he doesn't know who he is.

Don Allen · Apr 20, 2009

You know R.T this isn't even a question, I'd do exactly what Rob does, shit my pants before breakfast, watch as many past episodes of "wheel of Fortune" as I could before noon in hopes of learning a new word. Pretend I was having lunch with Rob's hero and mentor "Haskins" for an hour, while pleasuring myself. Then, when totally wiped out from over activity I'd park my ass behind the computer monitoring AW from about 1:00 in the afternoon until mom called and made me bath before giving me a handful of "Tater Tots" and sending me to bed in my "Spidey Jammie's".

Is there any question????????

Beach Bunny · Apr 20, 2009

jodiodi · Apr 20, 2009

Uumm...wonder what I did to deserve such an Awesome transformation?

Cranky · Apr 20, 2009

Shower. With scalding hot water, a brillo pad, and finish up with a bleach rinse.

Magdalen · Apr 20, 2009

Rolling Thunder said:
and discovered you had been transformed into Robeiae, what would you do?

stick my head in the oven?

aadams73 · Apr 21, 2009

I'd stop wearing women's panties.

Unique · Apr 21, 2009

Kill myself.

After I'd made a million in the stock market and delivered it to Pine Ridge.

:e2tongue:

thethinker42 · Apr 21, 2009

Rolling Thunder said:
and discovered you had been transformed into Robeiae, what would you do?

Probably lose control of my vowels.

robeiae · Apr 21, 2009

Don Allen said:
You know R.T this isn't even a question, I'd do exactly what Rob does, shit my pants before breakfast, watch as many past episodes of "wheel of Fortune" as I could before noon in hopes of learning a new word. Pretend I was having lunch with Rob's hero and mentor "Haskins" for an hour, while pleasuring myself. Then, when totally wiped out from over activity I'd park my ass behind the computer monitoring AW from about 1:00 in the afternoon until mom called and made me bath before giving me a handful of "Tater Tots" and sending me to bed in my "Spidey Jammie's".

Is there any question????????

Spidey is for sucks. I've got Superman.

robeiae · Apr 21, 2009

cray said:
get a haircut?

And that's just crazy-talk.

NeuroFizz · Apr 21, 2009

...change the toddler's diaper and get the kids ready for school.

robeiae · Apr 21, 2009

NeuroFizz said:
...change the toddler's diaper and get the kids ready for school.

Don't forget "walk the dogs" and "through a load of whites in on the way out the door"...

Perks · Apr 21, 2009

Pin myself on the ground and kick my own ass.

robeiae · Apr 21, 2009

Where's the love?

thethinker42 · Apr 21, 2009

robeiae said:
Where's the love?

Bathroom cabinet. Behind the toilet bowl cleanser.

robeiae · Apr 21, 2009

That "love" chafes.

thethinker42 · Apr 21, 2009

robeiae said:
That "love" chafes.

Beggars can't be choosers, bro.

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